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Clips from ALF - I've Got a New Attitude (S01E01)

"You've never seen the inside of her handbag."
ALF
"I found a whole box in the back of your closet."
ALF
"He ate the whole box."
ALF
"Right. I only licked those."
ALF
"Great. Now nobody can eat them."
ALF
"I'll put it with the rest of grandma's things."
ALF
"Or is that a cat stretcher?"
ALF
"Alf, why are you sending..."
ALF
"I don't think we should send..."
ALF
"Am i wearing a sign..."
ALF
"No, but that can be arranged."
ALF
"What a coincidence."
ALF
"I'm just furious."
ALF
"So i have to stay here for tonight."
ALF
"What's the good news?"
ALF
"Send that thing to its room."
ALF
"Okay, you can come in now."
ALF
"Fine. Tell him the truth."
ALF
"No, that would be silly."
ALF
"My name is whizzer deaver."
ALF
"This is my daughter, kate."
ALF
"How do you do? Hi, kate."
ALF
"I hope you don't mind..."
ALF
"That i'm helping your mother get settled."
ALF
"No, not at all."
ALF
"How 'bout if i get some of these boxes..."
ALF
"Listen, nice meeting all of you."
ALF
"I hope to see you at the wedding."
ALF
"What a nice guy."
ALF
"Dorothy, where did you ever find him?"
ALF
"Dorothy didn't."
ALF
"I got it. I just didn't think it was funny."
ALF
"Then i'll give them to you."
ALF
"Why don't we divide them up?"
ALF
"And just those things over there."
ALF
"Ah, whose clarinet?"
ALF
""Whizzer deaver and the whizztones"."
ALF
"What was the name of that?"
ALF
"This is one of the greatest clarinetists who ever lived."
ALF
"Hey, i'll dig out my clarinet,"
ALF
"I'll bring dorothy over some night,"
ALF
"And then we're going to butcher the chicken!"
ALF
"I wouldn't take that, willie."
ALF
"But i am not, repeat not,"
ALF
"Alf!!"
ALF
"Well, she is."
ALF
"I talked to sparky."
ALF
"That sparky called her "dodo.""
ALF
"Yep. He always said,"
ALF
"Oh, mom! Please."
ALF
"The smog here is so thick."
ALF
"All right! We'll chat with the dead."
ALF
"[ Laughter ]"
ALF
"Dorothy, they may be dead but they're not blind."
ALF
"And my earring."
ALF
"Come on, let's get this over with."
ALF
"2 more minutes won't kill you."
ALF
"What is this, national s?Nce day?"
ALF
"Where's our goldfish? He's fine."
ALF
"Where is brian?"
ALF
"[ Toilet flushing ]"
ALF
"Heahhhhh!"
ALF
"You don't have to make rude noises."
ALF
"I'm nervous enough already."
ALF
"What was your last name again?"
ALF
"Halligan."
ALF
"Sparky, come in."
ALF
"Can't complain. Death's been good to me."
ALF
"It sounds like teddy ruxpin."
ALF
"Sparky, i'm sitting right here..."
ALF
"Next to the widow halligan."
ALF
"My little dodo?"
ALF
"[ Bowling ball knocking over pins ]"
ALF
"Tell dodo what you told me..."
ALF
"As i was saying--"
ALF
"What does that mean?"
ALF
"Break out the refreshments!"
ALF
"If this is what i think it is."
ALF
"This is my new tape recorder."
ALF
"The truth is,"
ALF
"Not all of what you just saw is real."
ALF
"Easy. I went through your things."
ALF
"I thought it would make you feel better about whizzer."
ALF
"Look, i've had it with whizzer!"
ALF
"Just let me tell you something, buster."
ALF
"I don't need any help from you or anybody else..."
ALF
"Now, when one of you has time,"
ALF
"Whoa. What a rough trip."
ALF
"Just get out of here!"
ALF
"Thank you very much for the speech;"
ALF
"You can run along now."
ALF
"You're busy being defensive."
ALF
"You'll shut up!"
ALF
"Throw me a magazine. No!"
ALF
"Or a flashlight."
ALF
"Shhh!"
ALF
"You left your knives in the truck."
ALF
"Okay."
ALF
"Nothing, nothing."
ALF
"Okay, but i don't have a stopwatch,"
ALF
"Don't worry about it."
ALF
"I'm beginning to realize,"
ALF
"Would you like me to sell it for you?"
ALF
"Superstition."
ALF
"I always say good-Bye to an empty room."
ALF
"That's great, mom. Congratulations."
ALF
"Guess what?"
ALF
"Now, they're out bowling."
ALF
"Alf. Alf?"
ALF
"[ Doorbell rings ]"
ALF
"Closed captioned by captions, inc., los angeles"
ALF
"Copyrighted by alien productions. All rights reserved."
ALF
"How is your mother going to get all this stuff..."
ALF
"Heavy?"
ALF
"Yes, but no heavier than other boxes you've watched us carry."
ALF
"Can't you lick that yourself?"
ALF
"Where'd you get the chocolate?"
ALF
"It's the funniest thing;"
ALF
"I was going to give that to kate for valentine's day."
ALF
"Willie, it's all right."
ALF
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