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Clips from ALF - It Isn't Easy... Bein' Green (S01E01)

"I'd rap some more but i'm in a hurry."
ALF
"I'd love to alf, but i've got to get ready..."
ALF
"That isn't even close to rhyming."
ALF
"It's irritating almost at once."
ALF
"Melmacian mating call. Like it?"
ALF
"Does it have any effect?"
ALF
"Come on! What?"
ALF
"Ah, gee, i never do anything right."
ALF
"What was the change?"
ALF
"I thought you were watching "wheel of fortune.""
ALF
"Where is he? I don't know."
ALF
"Yeah, willie, have some consideration!"
ALF
"Brian's school pageant."
ALF
"Where's the head?"
ALF
"Give that to me!"
ALF
"You're not to eat boned salmon in here."
ALF
"Brian come here. I changed this,"
ALF
"It's too big."
ALF
"I made you a new one that's small."
ALF
"Let's see how it looks."
ALF
"Oh, brian, you look so cute!"
ALF
"I'd rather be a celery."
ALF
"We've got a few minutes,"
ALF
"I stink! Spencer says so."
ALF
"He laughs at me and makes me forget the words."
ALF
"That's not really fair."
ALF
"That's not what you said last night."
ALF
"Maybe an unkind word slipped in."
ALF
"I did not... and if i did, that's not the point."
ALF
"What was the point?"
ALF
"The little fungus is here now."
ALF
"Come on, alf."
ALF
"What about the salmon?"
ALF
"Forget about the salmon! Forgotten!"
ALF
"Remember, don't let spencer get to you."
ALF
"Dr. Potato famine."
ALF
"Zurich; his secretary sent this to me,"
ALF
"It looks like a zucchini."
ALF
"Why don't we rehearse first, then try on costumes."
ALF
"Always open with comedy and close with a song."
ALF
"♪ asparagus are long and green ♪"
ALF
"Pick it up!"
ALF
"Leave me alone."
ALF
"♪ we'll make you feel more able ♪"
ALF
"This is the way we're doing it!"
ALF
"Let's try it."
ALF
"♪ asparagus, asparagus ♪"
ALF
"♪ we'll make you feel aunt mabel ♪"
ALF
"No spencer, the jokes about your ex-Wife won't work."
ALF
"Nobody needs asparagus."
ALF
"Lots of famous people get stage fright."
ALF
"So, you blew it."
ALF
"How'd you guess?"
ALF
"Anyway, back on melmac,"
ALF
"Of "man of la mancha.""
ALF
"I was playing sancho panza."
ALF
"I was about to sing my first number,"
ALF
"I can't remember my opening number."
ALF
"Did it bring you good luck?"
ALF
"Brian!"
ALF
"What lucky tooth?"
ALF
"The one that alf gave me for courage."
ALF
"Next, a treat from our friends in the vegetable family."
ALF
"Hello, i need a cab here, as soon as possible."
ALF
"How many passengers?"
ALF
"With a duck on his head."
ALF
"What's wrong?"
ALF
"It wasn't funny."
ALF
"Is it going to be green or red?"
ALF
"And good for you to eat.""
ALF
"When's your next flight to hawaii?"
ALF
"Perfect, good."
ALF
"Yeah."
ALF
"Alf?"
ALF
"Without the lucky tooth."
ALF
"Alf..."
ALF
"Then who did we bury?"
ALF
"I think that was very sweet."
ALF
"You want to hug me, don't you?"
ALF
"Maybe we could start with a handshake."
ALF
"Deal!"
ALF
"I can't get back to my place of birth."
ALF
"Makin' the best of a bad situation."
ALF
"Yeah!"
ALF
"I'm just here doing the alien shuffle."
ALF
"Well how do you do, my name is lynn."
ALF
"I just wanted to tell lynn that her mother needed her."
ALF
"You can come out now, if you want."
ALF
"Let me know when this gets irritating."
ALF
"What was that?"
ALF
"It's charming."
ALF
"Knocks 'em unconscious!"
ALF
"I'd better go."
ALF
"While we're gone,"
ALF
"I trust you won't get into mischief."
ALF
"But, we've got to go."
ALF
"Out of there!"
ALF
"Round and round she goes. Where she stops, nobody knows."
ALF
"I changed this lyric. Want to listen?"
ALF
"♪ asparagus, asparagus ♪"
ALF
"♪ put us on your table ♪"
ALF
"♪ asparagus, asparagus ♪"
ALF
"To "we'll make you feel more able.""
ALF
"I am. Buy a vowel!"
ALF
"Maybe there's another word that rhymes with table."
ALF
"This is a show for 1st graders and it's tonight."
ALF
"Fine, you're the writer."
ALF
"I'd better tell brian "aunt mabel" is out."
ALF
"He's in the kitchen boning the salmon."
ALF
"I'll tell him later."
ALF
"Now for my dramatic verdian bridge."
ALF
"♪♪ spin that sucker!"
ALF
"♪♪ what a wimp!"
ALF
"Not "wheel of fortune," "the nutrition follies,""
ALF
"Now, if you don't mind!"
ALF
"To make it easier. I'll show you."
ALF
"♪ asparagus, asparagus ♪"
ALF
"♪ put it on your table ♪"
ALF
"♪ asparagus, asparagus ♪"
ALF
"♪ will make you feel more able ♪"
ALF
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