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Clips from Childrens Hospital (2008) - Children's Hospital: A Play in Three Acts (S03E03)

"hair clips, some old get-well balloons,"
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"Oh, and he's a Jew."
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"you're gonna want to put that fire out."
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"Am I right?"
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"Sorry, everyone."
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"Elbows."
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"We saw the news reports about the emergency liver transplants"
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"If you're having trouble with your internship, you come to me."
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"I'll be there for you."
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"My name is Earl Sweatshirt."
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"the ice among the interns."
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"Y'all run along now, okay?"
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"Shoo!"
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"I've spoken to the board, and they've given us the authority to shoot Sy."
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"Before you start getting all mushy on me, it's just time for me"
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"- Oh! - Lola, wait!"
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"I'm used up! I'm damaged goods!"
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"of the big city with all the latest technologies like bone rotation"
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"Well, I can't."
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"I'll just sit here and darn some of these old socks, try to masturbate."
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"Hey, this pan-galactic gargle blaster will keep you going all night!"
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"You know what I wish for?"
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"Yeah, get that off. Ooh, that's better."
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"Oh, Sy."
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"We treat kids with medicine here."
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"Sy is sick with something."
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"Maybe what old Sy needs is some of my healing bedside manner."
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"It's not about how many fancy machines you have in your exam room or"
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"And that's it."
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"They were married that night with a clearheaded Sy officiating."
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"Were you that young groom, Grandpa?"
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"Welcome."
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"If you'll lend me your patience for a spell,"
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"I'd like to tell you about a little place called Childrens Hospital."
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"It's a whole day's ride from the big city,"
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"and things move a little slower here."
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"Now, this is the main nurse's station."
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"It's not much to see, really."
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"There's a few phones, uh, some patients' files,"
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"some scattered medicines, a few pads of post-it notes,"
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"a vinyl copy of Rolling Stones' "Tattoo You.""
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"Some pencils, a cup or two to hold said pencils,"
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"a magazine that's been thumbed through more times than my cousin Samantha."
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"It must be time to start a new day."
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"Oh, lookee here. It's the Chief."
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"I'd like to say that she runs this place with an iron fist,"
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"but, truth to be told, her fists are weak and useless,"
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"just like the rest of her body."
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"Ow!"
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"- Morning, Dr. Richie. - Morning, ma'am."
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"Those new tongue depressors come in yet?"
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"Not yet, Chief."
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"Sy's picking them up this morning."
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"That's Dr. Glenn Richie."
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"He's always telling it like it is with his trademark sense of humor."
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"Oh, Dr. Valerie Flame."
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"Now, normally, if you're in bed and something's on fire,"
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"But in the case of Dr. Valerie Flame, this is one"
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"fire you don't want to put out."
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"You want to have sex with it."
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"But what you might not know about Valerie if you didn't know"
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"her very well is that she has a dick."
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"That's hospital administrator Sy Mittleman."
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"He's five years past retirement."
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"He should have left years ago."
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"I'm back from the medical warehouse."
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"100 jars and one tongue depressor."
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"No, Sy. The other way 'round."
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"Oh, I'm sure it was my fault, Sy."
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"I probably mixed things up on the order forms."
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"Poor Cat."
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"She's covered for Sy so often, she should be the lead singer"
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"in a Sy cover band."
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"And here are the young lovers, Owen and Lola."
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"Now, Lola is the prettiest flower you ever had the pleasure"
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"to stick your nose all up inside of."
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"Owen -- Well, Owen is known far and wide for his bedside manner."
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"They're planning a June wedding, right here at Childrens."
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"Now you've met all the most important people in our little hospital--"
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"Nobody else worth mentioning."
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"Um..."
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"Uh, Blake Downs -- clown doctor, et cetera."
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"Oh, who's that over there?"
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"Hey, hey, hey!"
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"Can I help you?"
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"- Well, who's asking? - Name's Murphy."
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"Well, good for you, Mr. Murphy."
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"I have the largest elbows in my family."
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"That and a bus ticket takes me downtown."
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"Doctor, if I could just have five minutes of your time."
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"you did at the dance marathon."
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"I'll cut to the quick."
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"We want you to come work for us."
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"We have a sports gym on site with power spinning, a food court,"
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"and we will give you your own Corolla."
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"Sounds like a blast, Mr. Murphy, but I'm not interested."
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"Our softball team is 10-0."
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"I lost both shoulders in the war."
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"We'll pay you 5% more than you're making right now."
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"How many percents was that again?"
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"Oh, Sy!"
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"What a joker."
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"Why, writing all that gibberish up there as a joke to break"
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"Oh, it's classic Sy."
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"Go on! Git!"
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"Sy, I can't keep covering for you."
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"I'm going home now."
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"I'm gonna be better tomorrow."
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"Bye-bye."
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"This can't go on, Cat."
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"What?!"
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"Sorry -- I mean force him to retire."
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"But we're all he has!"
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"Oh, Chief, give him a chance!"
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"Okay. But if he screws up again,"
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"we are shooting him or forcing him to retire-- Whichever one it was we landed on. I forgot."
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"Everyone! Everyone!"
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"Gather around, please. I have an announcement to make."
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"I've decided to take a job at Laser Hospital."
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"Now, now."
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