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Clips from Fleabag - Episode #1.2 (S01E01)

"Martin? - Hello! Hello! My wife in my study! Hello!"
Fleabag
"Give me two."
Fleabag
"Well, hello, you."
Fleabag
"She wants to talk to you about something."
Fleabag
"Well, it must be my lucky day."
Fleabag
"You said she only likes to talk to people she fancies."
Fleabag
"- Can you leave us? - Why?"
Fleabag
"Best of luck."
Fleabag
"Where d'you get this?"
Fleabag
"Just a..."
Fleabag
"Stole it from a market."
Fleabag
"Who's the artist?"
Fleabag
"Just a..."
Fleabag
"If I sell it, I take 10%. Deal?"
Fleabag
"Don't tell Claire, please."
Fleabag
"Or what?"
Fleabag
"Or I'll..."
Fleabag
"I'll..."
Fleabag
"You've got nothing on me, princess."
Fleabag
"Please don't do that again."
Fleabag
"I wasn't, by the way."
Fleabag
"Where did you get that?"
Fleabag
"No, you didn't. Give it back."
Fleabag
"Patch things up with Harry?"
Fleabag
"God! What?"
Fleabag
"No, we're not engaged!"
Fleabag
"No, he's back at the flat packing up all his stuff again."
Fleabag
"I'm sorry."
Fleabag
"He really..."
Fleabag
"...used to make you laugh."
Fleabag
"He also used to say things like..."
Fleabag
"You can..."
Fleabag
"I like Harry."
Fleabag
"I liked his songs."
Fleabag
"I admire how much Harry commits to our break-ups."
Fleabag
"but he does usually go the extra mile."
Fleabag
"A few times, he's even cleaned the whole flat."
Fleabag
"I've considered timing a break-up"
Fleabag
"for when the flat needs a bit of a going over."
Fleabag
"I don't think this is working."
Fleabag
"What?"
Fleabag
"But he always leaves..."
Fleabag
"...him"
Fleabag
"Got to think about all the people I can have sex with now."
Fleabag
"I'm not obsessed with sex,"
Fleabag
"The drama of it."
Fleabag
"Not so much the feeling of it."
Fleabag
"Probably got about 48 hours before Harry comes back."
Fleabag
"I took half an hour trying to look nice"
Fleabag
"Just one of those days."
Fleabag
"on my way to open my cafe and..."
Fleabag
"God."
Fleabag
"Yeah, you check me out, chub-chub,"
Fleabag
"Here we go. This better be good. Here we go."
Fleabag
"Dropped my cucumber."
Fleabag
"Just dropped my..."
Fleabag
"Could I get a cheese sandwich to go, please?"
Fleabag
"Sure."
Fleabag
"That'll be £12.55, please."
Fleabag
"Boo's death hit the papers."
Fleabag
"Local cafe girl gets hit by bike"
Fleabag
"and a car"
Fleabag
"and another bike."
Fleabag
"I'm sorry, I don't have any change."
Fleabag
"The next man who walks in here is getting ridden to death."
Fleabag
"- Dad! - Hi."
Fleabag
"Not ideal."
Fleabag
"How are you,"
Fleabag
"darling?"
Fleabag
"You busy?"
Fleabag
"When you dropped in the other night."
Fleabag
"- OK. - I can't help thinking that I..."
Fleabag
"- We... - Yeah?"
Fleabag
"I know that we..."
Fleabag
"...don't have much of a chance to..."
Fleabag
"Did you take the sculpture?"
Fleabag
"Did you..."
Fleabag
"...take the sculpture?"
Fleabag
"Did you take it?"
Fleabag
"What sculpture?"
Fleabag
"Right, fine, good."
Fleabag
"All right, great."
Fleabag
"Are you ha... Are you healthy?"
Fleabag
"Hey. Do you do, like, hot organic-y food?"
Fleabag
"Sure. Grab a seat."
Fleabag
"Hey."
Fleabag
"You, too."
Fleabag
"...tiny, bleeding vagina."
Fleabag
"- You? - Stock cubes."
Fleabag
"I hope it's a light flow."
Fleabag
"It never is."
Fleabag
"Yes, fucking yes, please, yes."
Fleabag
"I don't have to define myself by how I look"
Fleabag
"because I've just got a fucking great body."
Fleabag
"- Yeah, I can do other stuff now! - That's so great!"
Fleabag
"Mike wants to start trying for a baby."
Fleabag
"I'm going to have to leave him."
Fleabag
"Shit."
Fleabag
"That is not hygienic."
Fleabag
"- Sorry. - Gross."
Fleabag
"Two years ago, I..."
Fleabag
"OK. The most important thing is, if you don't like it,"
Fleabag
"- we can't take it back, OK? - OK."
Fleabag
"Happy birthday."
Fleabag
"I'm sorry, I panicked."
Fleabag
"As long as I can wear it or eat it, I'm happy."
Fleabag
"You can do both of those things."
Fleabag
"My God, did you get me a..."
Fleabag
"- What is this? - I..."
Fleabag
"- What the... What is... - I don't know."
Fleabag
"She's beautiful!"
Fleabag
"Escape artist."
Fleabag
"I don't feel anything about guinea pigs,"
Fleabag
"they're pointless,"
Fleabag
"but Boo took Hillary very seriously as a gift"
Fleabag
"Drink?"
Fleabag
"No problem."
Fleabag
"Do you want some prosciutto with that?"
Fleabag
"So reliable."
Fleabag
"Utterly inaccessible."
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