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Clips from Fleabag - Episode #1.2 (S01E01)

"I opened the cafe with my friend Boo."
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"- Heard from Dad? - Nope."
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"Dad's way of coping with two motherless daughters"
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"Can I have it?"
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"It will."
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"Are you all right? What's happened? Are you hurt?"
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"- No. - Good."
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"It's better."
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"Gang bangs, Asian, I'd put a tenner on it."
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"Finished."
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"He's organising your surprise birthday party."
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"You know I hate sur..."
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"I have a week to organise that now."
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"Nice top."
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"Thanks. Do you deal in sculptures as well as paintings and papier mache?"
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"Fuck me!"
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"...market artist."
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"Deal."
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"I'll get her photographed now."
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"Or I'll tell her you were watching gang bangs."
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"I brought it with me."
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"Yeah, we're..."
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"We're engaged, so..."
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"You're not like other girls."
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"...keep up."
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"I mean, this is a new detail,"
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"Like it's a crime scene."
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"to come back for."
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"The awkwardness of it."
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"The moment you realise someone wants"
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"I should get on it."
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"Gorgeous, fresh-faced, new top, little bit sexy,"
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"because it's never gonna happen."
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"Kind of worried I'm going to make a sex offender out of the poor guy."
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"Well, I won't keep you..."
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"I just wanted to talk about, you know, when you..."
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"Good, you said no and..."
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"...that means I can go."
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"Of course."
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"What would you like?"
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"- Like, risotto. - Yeah."
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"Hey."
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"It's nice to see you."
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"Fucked me up the arse."
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"What are you getting?"
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"Just these. For my..."
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"...is."
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"Listen,"
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"you around later?"
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"Yes."
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"Yes!"
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"I can't blow this body on a baby, Steph."
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"We're leaving now."
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"I suppose you should meet Hillary."
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"This is an excellent one."
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"Look, I'm sorry about the mess."
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"Relentlessly profound."
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"...losing the currency of youth."
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"but shit got real around 11."
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"Aunts got weird."
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"Do you?"
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"God, yeah!"
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"They are so small!"
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"God, they're hardly even there! I mean, what the fuck even are they?"
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"Bit much."
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"but you've got to ride it out."
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"Thanks."
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"Don't look at me like that."
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"this time I'm not just going to come running back."
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"I've missed you."
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"I wish he'd just fuck me."
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"I masturbate a lot these days."
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"Or upset."
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"Can we just..."
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"Amazing."
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"Really successful couples do it."
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"Our?"
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"Well, I think you're being really sexy."
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"See you later."
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"Quiet day?"
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"You OK? You look stressed."
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"Well, I'm successful, so..."
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"What do you want on it?"
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"Just a tomato sandwich?"
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"Great."
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"If it's money that you need..."
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"Thanks."
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"Can't believe that thing's still alive."
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"It was a ninja surprise!"
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"I'm..."
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"It was a good joke."
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"Jesus."
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"I know."
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"Thank you."
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"It's fine."
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"Shall I go and get us some wine?"
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"Harry?"
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"to find something I'd seen on the H&M website this morning and..."
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"Asian, teen,"
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"MILF, big butts,"
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"Why are you being so sexy?"
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"OK, sorry..."
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"- I'm not going to write down... - No, I'm serious!"
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"Serious."
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"Don't..."
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"You will never see me again."
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"Forever."
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"Yeah, she's dead now."
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"My sister. - I have two degrees, a husband and a Burberry coat."
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"- I know what you were doing. - I was watching the news."
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"was to buy us tickets to feminist lectures,"
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"Please don't contact me"
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"or turn up at my house drunk in your underwear."
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"It won't work this time."
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"OK."
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"Hi."
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"Nice haircut."
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"Well, I just thought I'd pop by."
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"- Tell the truth. - I need to speak to Martin. - Martin?"
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"Martin. Martin! - Why on earth would you want to speak to..."
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