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Clips from Bruce Almighty (2003)

"Thy. . . Thou. . . Come. Take a closer walk with me."
Bruce Almighty (2003)
"Let me explain the rules. Rules?"
Bruce Almighty (2003)
"Two extra fingers freaked me out a little bit."
Bruce Almighty (2003)
"Anyway, here's the deal."
Bruce Almighty (2003)
"You have all my powers. Use them any way you choose."
Bruce Almighty (2003)
"Believe me, you don't want that kind of attention."
Bruce Almighty (2003)
"And you can't mess with free will."
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"Oh."
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"Holy sh. . . Cow."
Bruce Almighty (2003)
"l've got the power"
Bruce Almighty (2003)
"Hey. Check it out. Check it out. Hey. Check it out."
Bruce Almighty (2003)
"Looking for another can of whoop-ass?"
Bruce Almighty (2003)
"You didn't get enough, Mr. Hero? He wants some more."
Bruce Almighty (2003)
"So as soon as you apologize and make a full reckoning of your transgressions,"
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"l shall absolve you and continue along the path of righteousness."
Bruce Almighty (2003)
"l don't know if you've lost it all up in here or what, but check this out, homie."
Bruce Almighty (2003)
"You want me and the homies to apologize, right?"
Bruce Almighty (2003)
"Cool. Tell you what."
Bruce Almighty (2003)
"We'll apologize the day a monkey comes out of my butt."
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"(GlBBERlNG)"
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"(SPEAKlNG SPANlSH)"
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"This is some voodoo shit, man. Let's go!"
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"No!"
Bruce Almighty (2003)
"l am Bruce Almighty!"
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"My will be done!"
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"(BRUCE SINGING) What if God was one of us"
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"Home"
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"Why shouldn't l be on a night like this?"
Bruce Almighty (2003)
"They're a new breed."
Bruce Almighty (2003)
"l call them tu-daisies."
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"Honey, these flowers are really beautiful, but last night. . ."
Bruce Almighty (2003)
"Last night, l was only human."
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"Forever and ever yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah"
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"Honey. Hi. Wow."
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"Bedroom? Five minutes."
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"Let there be light."
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"Sometimes anticipation can heighten the pleasure."
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"Wow. lt can be quite pleasurable!"
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"Oh, my God !"
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"(PANTlNG)"
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"ln international news, Japanese relief workers are staging a desperate effort"
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"to rescue hundreds of people stranded by a freak tidal wave that hit Kitamoto City."
Bruce Almighty (2003)
"Scientists say the tsunami may have been caused"
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"by what they're describing as unusual lunar activity."
Bruce Almighty (2003)
"More on this as it develops."
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"(VOICES CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)"
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"MAN 1 : Please help me, Lord. Please get me through this."
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"MAN 2: All l'm asking is would you help me?"
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"GIRL: Thank you for everything else in my life. Amen."
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"Good boy. There are girls in the house, huh?"
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"Morning. Morning !"
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"l made you grilled cheese. Ooh, my favey!"
Bruce Almighty (2003)
"Honey, last night was just. . . Heavenly? l know. l know."
Bruce Almighty (2003)
"l mean, l woke up this morning,"
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"Please. They are definitely bigger. l mean, look. They feel huge."
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"Well, listen, l have to go, but this has been the breast bek. . . Breast. . ."
Bruce Almighty (2003)
"Thank you. Where are you going?"
Bruce Almighty (2003)
"To get my job back."
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"Good grief. ls that what l'm driving?"
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"Oh, darn. All this horsepower and no room to gallop."
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"Heigh-ho, Silver, away!"
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"Buffalo's number-one police dog on the job."
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"This is Phil Sidleman reporting from the Police Canine Training Center,"
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"Hey! Hey! Look what the cat coughed up!"
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"What are you doing here? Just looking for a story."
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"Pretty standard stuff anyway. l don't know."
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"(BARKlNG)"
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"lt's locked, and the keys are inside!"
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"You know how to use one of these?"
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"Duh."
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"(lMlTATlNG TRUMPET)"
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"The body of Jimmy Hoffa was uncovered in a field today"
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"outside of a canine training center in Buffalo, New York."
Bruce Almighty (2003)
"As you can see behind us, the body is being carefully exhumed,"
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"and will be transported to a medical facility,"
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"as in a bizarre twist, the body was found buried with a birth certificate"
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"and complete set of dental records."
Bruce Almighty (2003)
"l'd call that a red-letter day for any K-9 unit, but was that enough for old Hank here?"
Bruce Almighty (2003)
"l never saw it before, l swear!"
Bruce Almighty (2003)
"l'm Bruce Nolan, and that's the way the cookie crumbles."
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"(ALL APPLAUDlNG)"
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"Good work. l'm impressed."
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"Just the man l wanna see. Hey."
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"Bruce, why don't you sit down? Okay."
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"l'm gonna be straight with you. We want you back, Bruce."
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"But l want you to understand it was not my decision to let you go."
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"When the big guy gives the order, you got to. . ."
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"No harm, no foul, Jack."
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"Look, Bruce. lt is not in my power to give you anchor."
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"Now, as far as field reporting goes, if you're looking for a bump. . ."
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"l had you going, Jackie. Don't even worry about it, old friend."
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"You just give me a camera, Jack, l'll give you the news."
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"(TOlLET FLUSHlNG) A IittIe Iess conversation a IittIe more action"
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"All this aggravation ain't satisfactioning me"
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"Then l let it all come to a simmer b. . . Oh !"
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"Hold that thought, Hazel !"
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"lt seems as if an asteroid or some kind of meteorite"
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"This should certainly spice things up a bit."
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"To a meteor crashing to earth. . ."
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"AII this conversation ain't satisfactioning me"
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"A little less fight and a little more spark"
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"DEBBlE: Was this Bruce's idea?"
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"GRACE: He said he wanted me to have a day of beauty and luxurious serenity."
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"l got to tell you. He is really impressing me lately."
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"Oh, my gosh. l just got chills. l know."
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"And he told me to prepare for the most memorable night of our entire lives."
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"Stop it. No. Really?"
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"Yeah. Really. Come on. You do the math."
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"He sends you all day to a beauty spa."
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"He's taking you to the most romantic restaurant,"
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"where you had your first date."
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"Relax and enjoy it. Oh, God."
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"(CRUNCHlNG)"
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"And now, BuffaIo's number-one news team."
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"And l'm Evan Baxter, and here's what's making news."
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"(HlGH-PlTCHED BLABBERlNG)"
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"Looks like my new co-anchor may need a glass of water."
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"(LAUGHlNG SQUEAKlLY)"
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"Oh. There we go. Sorry about that."
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"ln other news, the prime minister of Sweden"
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