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Clips from Bruce Almighty (2003)

"They've owned this shop for 30 years, and they are attempting to set a record"
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"by making Buffalo's largest cookie, and you have to wear this."
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"You're kidding me. lf you're working around the cookie,"
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"AII right. Give it to me."
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"We're rolling. And speed."
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"and the occasional sugar-induced coma that follows."
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"But today, in honor of their 30th anniversary,"
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"'cause l wouldn't want any stray hairs"
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"Well, man from health department"
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"So tell me, Mama. Why make Buffalo's biggest cookie?"
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"The previous Buffalo record was eight feet, seven inches,"
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"baked by Gladys Pelsnick."
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"lf this cookie beats Gladys's, it will prove once and for all"
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"with a few nuts thrown in,"
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"making our beloved Buffalo the sweetest place to live."
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"What do you think?"
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"l think it's really good. lt sucks."
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"lt's a story about a cookie."
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"l'll never be an anchorman, not with this."
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"The job's right there, but l can't reach it,"
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"Let's watch it one more time. Oh, no."
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"All right. Fine. Do with it what you will. l don't care."
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"l hear their layouts can be quite tasteful. Give that to me right now!"
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"Good dream. No. No."
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"And that's the way. . . l like it. . ."
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"Oh, no. Grace, the dog !"
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"GRACE: l'm in the shower!"
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"lnside, bad. Outside, good."
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"l'm A. B. -positive. Really?"
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"Helpful and lifesaving? No. lt's your blood. lt's blood."
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"lt's all frozen on ice, and they tell everybody there's a shortage."
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"That's just not true. Where did you hear that?"
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"Oh, no."
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"l hope they're powerful."
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"Jesus. Get out of there!"
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"Yeah, Jack. Any word on the open anchor position?"
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"Sorry l'm late. Traffic was. . ."
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"Did you guys already play the spots? lt's a nice story, Bruce,"
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"but we're gonna go with Evan's piece,"
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"l'm just messing with you, Bruce."
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"See, you just got to remember that the newsroom is like a big cookie."
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"(ALL SNlCKERlNG)"
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"Do you like jazz, Evan? Yeah."
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"Bruce, we're gonna keep your story in reserve."
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"You don't wanna be like Evan. Evan's an asshole."
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"You gonna pick that up? Yeah. l'm sorry. lt's. . . l'm losing it."
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"lt's just this whole anchor thing opening up has got me nuts."
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"All right. l'll tell you what. Today is the 1 56th anniversary of the Maid of the Mist."
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"Can l have your wish now? l'm gonna put it in the wish jar. Thank you."
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"Okay. Put your wish in there. Me too."
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"(EXCLAlMlNG)"
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"Oh, it's amazing. You've become Mom."
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"You know what that means? They're seeing if l can think on my feet,"
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"Oh, my gosh."
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"Yeah. lt's what we've always talked about, Grace."
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"But this is exactly what happened to Susan Ortega"
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"They want you to put this on."
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"You look beautiful. lrene's mother rode on the maiden voyage."
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"Because of the fast response, the toxic chemicals were cleaned up without incident."
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"but before we go live to Bruce, we have an announcement to make."
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"Pete's shoes are virtually impossible to fill, but the show must go on,"
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"and we couId think of no one better than our very own Evan Baxter."
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"Oh. . . Oh, boy."
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"Congratulations, Evan. Thanks, Susan. l'm thrilled and honored."
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"l have to say, l am so proud to be a part of our local community of Buffalo,"
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"all sprinkled with the love and support of our good families."
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"to that wacky Bruce Nolan out at Niagara Falls."
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"We may not have audio. Check the feed."
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"Why did you throw the blue Heart of the Ocean jewel"
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"or were you just too afraid to freeze your big, fat ass off?"
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"l guess that's how life is, isn't it?"
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"Some people are drenched, freezing to death on a stupid boat, with a stupid hat,"
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"Let's have a talk with him, shall we? Come on in here, Bill."
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"That's all right. No, no, no, no. No, no."
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"l'll see you on Channel 5, where they do the real news."
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"What are you doing over there? Come on. Leave the poor guy alone."
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"What? What'd you say, ése?"
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"Okay, okay, okay! l didn't mean it! l was just kidding !"
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"Hey, you forgot your things."
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"That's what l get for trying to help someone."
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"Oh, don't look at me, Walter."
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"Well, that's my payment, l guess. That. . . That is my reward."
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"BRUCE: God. Yeah. Let's thank God. Shall we?"
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"A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush."
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"with a magnifying glass, and l'm the ant."
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"l'm not okay with a mediocre life!"
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"How could l make this about me? lt's about you ! lt's always about you !"
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"l'll have the worst day of my life"
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"Then talk back. Tell me what's going on."
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"l'm desperate. l need your help, Lord."
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"Please reach into my life. Hey!"
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"Come on ! Let me see a little wrath."
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"Smite me, O mighty smiter!"
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"Oh, God. Oh."
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"Hello, 555 01 23."
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"(SAM URlNATlNG)"
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"Oh, no! Sam, this has got to stop."
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"All right. Now, get it straight here."
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"Bathroom. House. House. Bathroom. Bathroom. House."
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"ls your name Bruce? Then do we have the job for you."
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"We're Iocated at 77256 23rd Street."
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"Oh, geez!"
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"Come on ! Look! What is that? What is that?"
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"What the. . ."
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"You're looking for Room 7."
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"You want me to even those up for you?"
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"l love the stairs though. They were my second choice."
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"l'm free on the seventh at 7:00."
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"Yo! l'm looking for whoever runs this joint. MAN: Be right with you."
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"l'm trying to fix a light. Tell me if it's working."
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"Oh, the elevator's broken, huh?"
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"Must be a killer Christmas party. Don't get drunk, though."
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"People underestimate the benefit of good old manual labor."
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"How do you know my father, and how did you get my pager number?"
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"Oh, l know quite a lot about you, Bruce,"
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"Now, this last entry was a little disturbing."
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"Thank you for the Grand Canyon,"
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"that drawer is being fed through the wall from the other side."
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"All you have to do is find the crease, right around here."
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"Okay. That is a good one. That is a good one."
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