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Clips from Bruce Almighty (2003)

"You take hardworking citizens, add some caregivers, maybe a few nuts,"
Bruce Almighty (2003)
"Ultimately, that makes one sweet place to live."
Bruce Almighty (2003)
"That was amazing. l meant it."
Bruce Almighty (2003)
"l wish l'd written something. And now let's go live"
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"Talk, honey. Talk. What's going on?"
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"We got a Walt Disney. He's frozen solid."
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"Feed's good, Jack."
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"Move. Come on. Come on. Come on. Talk, Bruce, damn it!"
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"All right. Get ready to pull the plug. Come on, baby. Say something."
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"Bruce NoIan here aboard the Maid of the Mist"
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"in fabulous Niagara Falls, New York."
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"First off, let me just add another congratulations to Evan Backstabber. . ."
Bruce Almighty (2003)
"Pardon me. Bastard. Baxter, rather."
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"lt is good to see what someone with talent can do,"
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"(BRUCE CHUCKLING)"
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"Anyway, l'm here with Katharine Hepburn's mom. Tell me."
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"while you were safe, floating on the door?"
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"Oh, well. No big deal. MAN: Oh, boy."
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"Come on. Let's have a talk."
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"Come on. What are you doing?"
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"Bill, you've been running the Maid of the Mist for 23 years now."
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"Cut the feed. Go to black."
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"Go to black. l'm on it."
Bruce Almighty (2003)
"l'm Bruce Nolan for Eyewitness News. Back to you, fuckers!"
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"That is perfect. That is the motivation that l needed !"
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"Right there! Thank you."
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"Wimpy Kitty Baby Whiners!"
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"That's what that stands for!"
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"Run, man ! Run !"
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"(GLASS SHATTERlNG)"
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"That's what l get. . ."
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"Just? Just get a clue!"
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"GRACE: Thank God you're all right."
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"For his blessings are raining down upon me."
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"Wait! That's not rain ! Bruce, please don't do that, honey."
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"You know that everything happens for a reason."
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"That l don't need. That is a cliché. That is not helpful to me."
Bruce Almighty (2003)
"l have no bird. l have no bush. God has taken my bird and my bush."
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"Oh, l see. So God is picking on you, is that what you're saying?"
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"No. He's ignoring me completely."
Bruce Almighty (2003)
"He's far too busy giving Evan everything he wants."
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"Oh, that's great, Sam, but you missed your target. l'm over here!"
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"Don't get mad at the dog. lt's not the dog's fault."
Bruce Almighty (2003)
"l am not being a martyr. l'm a victim."
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"God is a mean kid sitting on an anthill"
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"He could fix my life in five minutes if he wanted to,"
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"but he'd rather burn off my feelers and watch me squirm !"
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"What Evan did is slimy and wrong, but this day could've been so much worse."
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"l'm just glad you're okay. Okay? News flash ! l'm not okay."
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"So is that what you think that we have? A mediocre life?"
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"Don't make this about you. About me?"
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"Perfect. Perfect."
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"Okay, God. You want me to talk to you?"
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"Oh, l need your guidance, Lord. Please send me a sign."
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"Ah, what's this joker doing now?"
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"All right. Lord, l need a miracle."
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"(GRUNTS)"
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"(CHUCKLES ANGRlLY)"
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"You're the one who should be fired !"
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"Sorry. Don't know you."
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"Wouldn't call you if l did."
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"Oh."
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"555 01 23"
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"(PHONE RINGING)"
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"MAN ON RECORDING: Denied that promotion at work? Is Iife unfair?"
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"Is there someone less talented than you reaping all the benefits?"
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"So come on down, or we'll just keep beeping you."
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"Omni Presents."
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"Oh, yeah. The glass is half full."
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"Ah, geez! Thank you. Thank you again."
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"Yeah. l figured."
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"How do l get to Room 7?"
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"That'll be on the seventh floor. Stairs are right over there."
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"l'd rather take the elevator. Out of order."
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"What? That's good."
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"Oh, l'm kind of busy."
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"Um, rain check. l'll hold you to it."
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"Seventh at 7:00 it is."
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"Kind of bright, though. Yeah. lt is for most people."
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"Good luck with that. l'm gonna go now."
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"Okay. But the boss'll be right out."
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"You must be Bruce. l've been expecting you."
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"One of you might need a ride home."
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"He didn't mind rolling up his sleeves, either, son."
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"go home smelling to high heaven at the end of the day."
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"Everything you've ever said or done or thought about doing,"
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"Wow. A whole drawer just for me. Yeah."
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"Mind if l take a look? lt's your life."
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"This ought to be good."
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"(SCREAMlNG)"
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"(BRUCE GASPlNG)"
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"Smite me, O mighty smiter!"
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"Are you spying on me?"
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"l'm the one."
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"Oh, l see where this is going."
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"Bingo! Yahtzee! ls that your final answer?"
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"Our survey says, God ! Bing, bing, bing, bing, bing !"
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"Well, it was nice to meet you, God."
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"and good luck with the apocalypse."
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"Oh, and by the way, you suck!"
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"You know what would've been a little more impressive, though?"
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"Anybody with a brain stem can tell that"
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"There is a seam here or a hollow spot."
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"Where? Through the drywall and concrete?"
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"How many now? Seven."
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"(EXCLAlMlNG)"
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"(GASPS)"
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"ln a way, l brought you here to offer you a job."
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"You think you can do it better, so here's your chance."
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"Okay. That did not happen, and no one needs to hear about it."
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"l'm deleting the program."
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"Come on. Start!"
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"Come on, man. Calm down."
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"You did not meet God, you do not have his powers."
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"the most powerful handgun in the wo. . ."
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"BRUCE: Oh, it's not real. lt's not real."
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"Coffee? Yeah. Uh, coffee. Yeah."
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"(EXCLAlMlNG)"
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"(LAUGHS)"
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"lt's okay. l found one."
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