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Clips from Bruce Almighty (2003)

"they've invited us to ride along as they go for the record"
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"on Buffalo's biggest cookie."
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"Vol. Vol. You need a tissue or something?"
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"Can we get Vol a tissue or a spoon?"
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"to fall into the booger."
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"Are we gonna do this again? No. We can cut to B-roll."
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"say he find rat pellet in our pastry, but l say, No."
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"ls big chocolate sprinkle. But he shut store down."
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"So the children of the neighborhood will be happy?"
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"l work in back. l see no smiles."
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"that the Kowolskis have much more free time."
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"Cue the cheesy inspirational music!"
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"But what are we really looking at here?"
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"its dedicated and hardworking citizens the key ingredient,"
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"The Pillsbury Doughboy will be riveted."
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"Honey, it was funny. lt made me laugh."
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"There's nothing wrong with making people laugh."
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"l have to act like a total goof in order to make it work."
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"l have no credibility. Not good. Not good."
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"Know what? Forget it."
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"lt's not important, right? lt's not important."
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"Just once more. Please? No. No."
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"Bruce, you promised you would help with this album."
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"Now, you get your goofy butt over here."
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"Uh-uh."
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"Okay. Okay. Now, you just go through this stack,"
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"and you pick your favorites."
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"Oh, come on. This is fun. Right? lsn't this fun?"
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"This is nice."
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"Ah, Bruce! He's the favorite."
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"This is just our life. We can always just have some kid do it for us."
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"How did you get that? That's supposed to be in our private stash."
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"and use it as wallpaper. No, no, no."
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"Okay. Give it to me. Come on ! No, no, no."
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"You know, l might even send this in to Playboy."
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"Rough stuff! l'm gonna hurt you. . ."
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"Sweetie? Time to get up."
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"Well, the Buffalo Sabres lost again last night at the hands of the Toronto Maple Leafs."
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"It was a shootout on the ice for our home... Of course. They're my team."
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"All the greatest anchors have had their own signature sign-off,"
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"like Wal-ter Cron-kite."
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"And that's the way it was. That's the way the cookie crumbles."
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"No, Sam ! Bad dog !"
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"(GASPlNG)"
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"Oh, you're done now. Great."
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"Come on. Let's go back inside and have a shit."
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"What is the deal-io? We are having a blood drive."
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"Creepy. Needles. Yuck."
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"Well, they need my blood. l have a very rare blood type."
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"Blood's supposed to stay inside the body. That's where it's meant to be."
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"Besides, they stockpile this stuff in a warehouse somewhere."
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"From a very reliable friend of a friend of a girl,"
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"whose sister's going out with someone very high up in the government."
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"But for your own protection, l cannot discuss it at this time."
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"Now, get out before they see us together."
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"Oh. Here. Hold on a second. You need these more than l do."
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"l'm gonna need a frigging miracle to get to work on time."
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"This isn't happening. Not now. Not during sweeps week."
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"Not during sweeps week!"
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"Oh, God."
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"This is my luck. This is my luck!"
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"Shit."
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"(GRUNTS)"
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"R Ewe Blind. No, but l'm late."
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"ls your child in dire jeopardy?"
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"Find out tonight after the game."
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"Now, let's. . . Uh, Jack,"
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"shouldn't we be focusing on Pete's retirement?"
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"l mean, this is his last week."
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"Evan, when l know something, you'll know something."
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"sex scandal in the mayor's office for sweeps."
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"Oh, yeah. Sweeps."
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"And that's the way the cookie crumbles."
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"(SNlCKERlNG)"
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"l can hold that note all day, buddy. JACK: Knock it off, guys."
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"Now, can we get back to the board,"
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"Great choice, Jack. This is the Cadillac of bolognas."
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"Okay. Thanks. Jack, can l talk to you a second?"
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"Yeah. Sure, Bruce. What do you need? Sweeps."
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"Bruce. Jack. Jack! Hear me out here."
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"l'm starting to get desperate, man."
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"l'm pushing 40, and what have l got to show for it?"
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"l've hit some kind of a ceiling here."
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"And Evan is loving it, by the way. Loving it."
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"Hi, Susan. Hi, Jack."
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"Maid of the Mist? That's always live."
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"But Evan always does live feeds."
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"Now you and Evan get the live feeds."
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"l've seen your outtakes. Jack, you will not regret this."
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"And l won't forget you when l go national. Uh, can you. . ."
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"Thanks, pal."
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"Put your wish in there. Look at that. Looks like a big wish."
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"Oh, no, no. Oh, no. Martin, don't. . . Don't eat that. Don't eat that."
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"Don't put that in your mouth. That's paste, honey."
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"That must've tasted awful. Mommy!"
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"(TELEPHONE RlNGlNG)"
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"Oh. l'll get it."
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"DEBBIE: SmaII Wonders Day Care. Grace?"
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"No. lt's Debbie, the sister whose life you're not wasting."
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"Hi. Hi. Sorry. Debbie forgot to take her meds today. Where are you?"
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"Oh, a little place called the winner's circle. l'm at the falls doing a live report."
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"Live? That's great! Yeah ! lt's happening, hon."
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"l got sweeps, and l'm live."
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"you know, like, l might have to do in a live news anchor situation."
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"Jack practically came out and told me. Practically?"
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"Well, he didn't spell it out, but legally, he can't."
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"just before they bumped her up."
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"Okay. Well, honey, l just don't. . ."
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"Oh. Okay, honey. Good luck. l love you."
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"ALLY: They want you close to the falls. BRUCE: Really?"
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"Part of the condition of us getting the exclusive."
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"You know what? Nothing can bother me today. Nothing."
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"They cater to tourists, honeymooners. . . And people insanely thirsty."
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"l get it. Okay."
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"Ninety seconds? Holy hell. Uh, yeah. Okay. 90 seconds?"
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"Susan? Bruce Nolan is standing by at Niagara Falls,"
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"As everyone knows, after 33 years, our beloved Pete Fineman is retiring."
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"And as you said,"
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"no one can replace the great Pete Fineman, but l will do my best."
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"and l think, in a lot of ways, a great city is like a great recipe, really."
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