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Clips from Bruce Almighty (2003)

"Okay. How many fingers am l holding up? Now, Bruce."
Bruce Almighty (2003)
"Three. Two. Four. Nine. Six. Eight. One."
Bruce Almighty (2003)
"Okay."
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"And quite frankly, l'm tired of it. Wait. Don't come near me."
Bruce Almighty (2003)
"When l'm backed into a corner, l'm like a wild animal."
Bruce Almighty (2003)
"l don't wanna hurt you, but l will, out of instinct."
Bruce Almighty (2003)
"You haven't won a fight since grade five, and that was against a girl."
Bruce Almighty (2003)
"When you leave this building, you will be endowed with all my powers."
Bruce Almighty (2003)
"No. No. l'm having a breakdown, that's what it is."
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"(ENGlNE STARTlNG)"
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"That was lucky."
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"Holy hell !"
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"Be careful what you wish for, punk."
Bruce Almighty (2003)
"l am a reasonable, sane human being with a .44 Magnum,"
Bruce Almighty (2003)
"lt's tomato. l made it myself."
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"Excuse me. l need a sp. . ."
Bruce Almighty (2003)
"Here's your soup."
Bruce Almighty (2003)
"(DOORBELL RlNGlNG)"
Bruce Almighty (2003)
"(GASPS) Having fun?"
Bruce Almighty (2003)
"l just figured l'd get your attention."
Bruce Almighty (2003)
"Since you're through with these, l think l'll keep them."
Bruce Almighty (2003)
"Might come in handy someday."
Bruce Almighty (2003)
"Where you going? l'm taking a vacation."
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"(PANTlNG)"
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"(THE POWER PLAYlNG)"
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"And he saw that it was good."
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"(ALL LAUGHlNG)"
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"l've got the power"
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"B-E-A-utiful."
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"Oh, look. lt's the hero. What's up, homie?"
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"Yo, brethren, what up with thee? Blessings on your alley."
Bruce Almighty (2003)
"Surely l say unto you dudes, l do not wish to fight."
Bruce Almighty (2003)
"Straight up. You talk kind of funny, you know what l mean?"
Bruce Almighty (2003)
"What a coincidence, because that's today."
Bruce Almighty (2003)
"(THUG GROANlNG)"
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"Hey, did that monkey just come out your crack, man?"
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"Oh."
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"Are you guys leaving?"
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"(CHATTERlNG)"
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"(SCREECHlNG)"
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"My God. You can call me Bruce."
Bruce Almighty (2003)
". . .happy."
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"Wow. Those are amazing. What are these?"
Bruce Almighty (2003)
"Cross-pollination between tulips and daisies."
Bruce Almighty (2003)
"'Cause I found"
Bruce Almighty (2003)
"What the worId is searching for"
Bruce Almighty (2003)
"For someone just like you make me feel the way you do"
Bruce Almighty (2003)
"(GASPlNG)"
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"BRUCE: Don't rush yourself."
Bruce Almighty (2003)
"lt's a funny thing about pleasure."
Bruce Almighty (2003)
"(MOANlNG)"
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"(GROWLS)"
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"GIRL: PIease bIess my mommy, my daddy and especially my little sister."
Bruce Almighty (2003)
"(MOANlNG) Sam !"
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"Forget something?"
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"l mean, do they look bigger to you? Uh, what? Your. . . No."
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"Yeah, yeah, l am. . ."
Bruce Almighty (2003)
"(MAN GROWLlNG)"
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"Channel 5 News."
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"You're the guy that went crazy? l had a bad moment."
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"There's no story here. This pond is all fished out."
Bruce Almighty (2003)
"My instinct tells me there's something more."
Bruce Almighty (2003)
"Yeah? Well, go with that. lt served you well in the past, right?"
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"Seems to be in tune. Let's do this."
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"Bruce NoIan was the first on the scene. BRUCE: Thank you, Jane."
Bruce Almighty (2003)
"No, sirree. Moments later, he busted a local news camera crew"
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"Yeah ! Did you like that?"
Bruce Almighty (2003)
"Hoffa? What are the odds of that? What are the odds of that?"
Bruce Almighty (2003)
"l'm kidding with you, and you. . ."
Bruce Almighty (2003)
"(A LITTLE LESS CONVERSATION REMlX PLAYlNG)"
Bruce Almighty (2003)
"for at least 24 hours before l stir it into the chili."
Bruce Almighty (2003)
"has just hit ground right outside the Mark Twain Chili Cook-Off."
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"Bruce Nolan is rapidly becoming known as. . ."
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"(A LITTLE LESS CONVERSATION REMlX PLAYlNG)"
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"(WOMEN MOANlNG)"
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"You know where he's taking me to dinner tonight?"
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"The Blue Palm?"
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"Oh, my gosh. Grace, he's gonna propose."
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"Dallas Coleman, weather."
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"A potential scandal with the Buffalo P. D. surfaced today,"
Bruce Almighty (2003)
"when the mayor. . ."
Bruce Almighty (2003)
"(HlGH-PlTCHED) l'm sorry. l'm seem to have something stuck in my. . ."
Bruce Almighty (2003)
"Somebody get him some water."
Bruce Almighty (2003)
"and my tiny little nipples went to France."
Bruce Almighty (2003)
"The copy's good. Just read it."
Bruce Almighty (2003)
"and l do the cha-cha like a sissy girl."
Bruce Almighty (2003)
"l lika do the cha-cha."
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"(CLEARlNG THROAT)"
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"(BLABBERlNG LOUDLY)"
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"Every man wouId be as free as a bird"
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"Every voice would be a voice to be heard"
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"lt's perfect. She'll love it."
Bruce Almighty (2003)
"l was gonna wait until after the meal,"
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"(EXCLAlMS)"
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"Apparently, it wasn't working out with Evan,"
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"so he's gonna finish out the week, and l go live on Monday."
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"What's the matter? Nothing."
Bruce Almighty (2003)
"GIRL: Now I Iay me down to sleep."
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"No, it's not loud. Geez, can you keep it down to a dull roar?"
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"(VOICES PRAYING)"
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"The wine is going right through me."
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"Really something, isn't it?"
Bruce Almighty (2003)
"ls this heaven?"
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"Let's see."
Bruce Almighty (2003)
"l was gonna help the others."
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"l didn't want to start you off with more than you could handle."
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"Well, that takes care of the voices. Not exactly a space saver though."
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"Grace might notice. l know. Prayer Post-lts!"
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"(BARKlNG)"
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"Shh !"
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"MAN: Yahweh!"
Bruce Almighty (2003)
"Welcome to the revelation superhighway."
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"We bless. No mess. Downloading now."
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"Hola, Juan Valdéz."
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"Adiós. Adiós."
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"Oh, come on !"
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"You know what?"
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"You know something, Joe? You seem taller."
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"Bless you. Bless all of you."
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"Hey, Bruce. Hey."
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