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Clips from Night Court - Death Threat (S01E01)

"Court's in session."
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"- I don't know. I don't remember. - Oh, come on."
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"...but you can just call me God."
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"- I give. How strange? - He trashed a diner."
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"Any particular reason?"
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""Give me an egg-salad sandwich, for though I have no cash..."
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"It's better when I do it."
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"And then he told Blumberg to be fruitful and multiply."
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"- Thank you, Your Honor. - Follow this gentleman..."
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"...if you please. - Everything pleases me..."
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"- A death threat? - Yeah. "Dear Scum." It's for you, Harry."
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"I will set on fire the foundations of their mountains."
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"You do, and you'll answer to me."
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"A prank? You call "wanting to tear your eyes out of their sockets" a prank?"
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"- Not bad. - But about the fourth floor..."
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"Thanks, Bull. I appreciate the effort."
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"Can I have a minute before court starts? I'd like to freshen up."
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"Know anyone like that in Manhattan?"
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"Well, shall we go out there and try to dispense some justice?"
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"Don't worry, sir. I'm sure nothing will happen."
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"That's what the late Judge Cranston said."
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"Tell me, do you worship regularly?"
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"...and I could have been hurt."
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"Or, for that matter, when you're going to run into..."
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"One of those things."
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"I'm always clowning around like that. Helps ease the tension."
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"- Hey, kid. - Don't hit me."
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"Harry?"
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"You can't let it stop you, young man."
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"Oh, don't worry. I'm used to it."
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"No, not out loud."
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"If it's worthwhile, it's worth some risk."
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"...I get more yuks."
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"- From your mouth to my ear. - Right."
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"...we were talking and thought maybe you should consider..."
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"- Dan? - A note you can almost laugh off..."
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"Well, you're right, but what about tomorrow?"
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"Do we shut down if something else happens?"
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"Well, it's creepy, but..."
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"Say, that is great news."
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"How am I supposed to act? What do you say to somebody that wants to kill you?"
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"Your Honor, here's your man."
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"- Who said I did? - Oh, sorry. Maybe I'm being sensitive."
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"It means "witch.""
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"- Sir, there aren't any files in your desk... - Lana, this file is in my desk."
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"I know this is gonna sound like a crock..."
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"Stuff like, some things are too important to risk another mistake on."
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"After I sentenced him, so I know he meant it."
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"That guy could charm the pants off of anybody."
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"- I mean, except... - You. We know. Knock it off."
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"...was not just a prank? Threatening someone's life is serious business."
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"Hey, kid."
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"Oh, look, here's something extra for you. Keep it."
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"...suppose his father isn't exactly like the kind of man you described."
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"- You do what you can. - With what you have. That's right."
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"...so, well..."
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"Really?"
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"I didn't think you could take it all at once."
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"- How much? - A buck."
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"- You're kidding. - Each."
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"What? I've never paid more than 75 cents for a shine."
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"Don't blame me, mister. The whole industry's being deregulated."
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"Oh, would you look at that? All I got is a 100. I'll have to get some change."
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"- Listen, you catch me later, okay? - But..."
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"This is boring, Miss Wagner."
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"Yes, sir."
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"And another one."
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"Don't you ever get bored, Lana?"
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"I mean, don't you ever just feel like doing something crazy? You know, like:"
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"Not exactly like that."
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"Oh, come one. When's the last time you did something crazy?"
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"Well..."
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"There was this one time about a month ago."
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"You know, I was home, and I was feeling a little silly."
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"And I decided to try on my old Girl Scout uniform."
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"Anyway, I did, and Emerson came over, and he saw me..."
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"...and he liked it, and he..."
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"I'd rather not talk about it."
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"Let me guess. He bought the cookies."
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"Next case, Your Honor."
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"Pick one and tell it to the judge."
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"I've been called the Final Cause, the Supreme Judge, the Infinite Spirit..."
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"You've been saving this one for me, haven't you?"
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"I chose to manifest myself in this form..."
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"Good choice."
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"To what do we owe this visit?"
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"The ways of the Lord surpass thine understanding."
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"Unto mankind, my ways are wondrous strange."
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"The defendant went into Blumberg's Coffee Shop..."
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"...and there he said unto Blumberg:"
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"...you and all your descendants will be blessed.""
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"But not in those words."
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"- Your Honor, may I approach the bench? - Yeah."
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"I took the liberty of placing a call to Bellevue for an ambulance."
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"Mr. Prosecutor?"
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"The people agree he's a few quarts low, Your Honor."
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"You're gonna look good as a pillar of salt."
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"The court hereby continues this case for an indefinite period..."
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"...until an evaluation is made of the defendant's fitness to stand trial."
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"...except John Denver."
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"Your Honor, pending the psychiatric examination..."
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"...the state moves to put this case..."
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"The day of destruction is here! Rise up! Rise up and flee!"
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"Sit down. Sit down. Don't flee."
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"- This just in. - What is it?"
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"Appears to be a death threat."
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""Death to Judge Stone. Death to Judge Stone.""
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"Yeah. It's for me, all right."
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"I don't believe this. A threatening rock..."
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"...thrown into a court? What's this world coming to?"
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"I will see what their end shall be. I will spend my arrows upon them."
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"They climbed the fire escape and threw it from the ledge..."
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"...right below the window. - I can't believe that someone..."
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"- Harry, get away from the window. - Lana, come on now."
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"I admit it's scary, but it's probably just a prank or something."
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"- I didn't remember that part. - Whoever it is has really bad penmanship."
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"Yeah. You can barely make out "dead meat.""
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"No luck, Your Honor. I ran downstairs, but I must have just missed him."
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"- You ran down 18 flights of stairs? - Yeah."
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"I figured he threw it from the ledge under the window."
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