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Clips from Night Court - Some Like It Hot (S01E01)

"Here's the guy we're looking for. Art, what's going on?"
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"How come no air conditioning?"
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"The court fines the defendant $50."
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"I can hear that. Why?"
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"State v. Yakov Korolenko, Your Honor,"
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"- Art! - Yo!"
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"Oh, no!"
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"...so just cut the chatter."
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"- Art... - One wrong flick of that pick..."
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"I wanna see those legs pumping, people."
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"You got to admit, the kid is cool in a crisis."
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"Okay. That's enough with the lighter already."
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"This whole place could become a blazing inferno."
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"Give me the key."
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"Keep rolling us on the ground until the flames are out."
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"Tony Curtis, Sidney Poitier. What was the name of that movie?"
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"No. No hostage. Yakov."
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"Oh, boy."
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"...let's talk."
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"I'll be right back. I'm gonna get the Yellow Pages."
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"Hey, listen, Dan, if you really have to..."
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"...we might as well be pals. I'm Harry."
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"Yeah. Comrade. Harry, comrade. Comrade, friend."
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"Sheik who?"
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"You mean like five, six hours? That morning?"
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"Okay. I'll take some borscht."
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"Okay. Order me some blintzes. I'm starving."
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"Now, surely you've got a family."
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"- Family. - Family."
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"Family. Family."
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"Brezhnev?"
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"I just can't believe that of a man who has such a woman as Sonya."
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"Yakov's."
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"I'm gonna let Harry know that the interpreter is on his way."
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"Nobody's gonna be using that men's room for quite a long time."
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"Most of the time."
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"Harry."
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"Harry!"
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"What did Yakov say these crunchy things were?"
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"Dan, how you feeling?"
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"- Hi. - Hi."
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"Look at this. Every year during a heat wave..."
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"...somebody always fries an egg on the sidewalk."
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"Then they print a picture of it in the newspaper."
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"This is the egg."
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"- Then what is this? - Oh, yeah. I heard about that on the news."
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"How can anybody think skydiving is a safe sport?"
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"Have you noticed how he never sweats?"
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"I don't understand. I think everybody sweats."
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"Except snakes."
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"At the dentist."
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"Hi, gang. Hot enough for you?"
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"How many times have you heard that today?"
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"- You want a lick? - Pass."
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"- Harry, have you got any pants on? - No."
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"The radio said it's only gonna get down to the high 80s..."
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"...and the humidity... - Harry."
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"- You really don't? - No. Here. Look."
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"- Shorts. - With knee-high black socks..."
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"...they'll never know."
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"Yeah. It's 20 degrees hotter in here than it is outside."
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"I get complaints. You people crack me up."
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"- Hello, Art. How are you? - Fine, thanks. Yourself?"
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"Not bad. Just a little heatstroke. Why not fix the air conditioning, Art?"
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"Nothing to fix. The a.c. Is fine. I just turned it off."
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"- What? - Hey, rules is rules."
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"I got a memo right here from the mayor himself."
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"He says, "We gotta lessen the burden..."
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"...on our already overtaxed electrical systems.""
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"- So to prevent a power failure... - I'm taking out the light bulbs. Right."
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"Hey, what the...?"
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"Hey, yo, unplug that puppy right now."
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"The responsibility is awesome."
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"Next case, Your Honor."
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"- Art! - Yo!"
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"- What's going on? - I'm tapping the wall."
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"To be prepared for a brownout with the emergency generator on this floor..."
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"...so I gotta find a wall receptacle."
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"- I'll rip this place apart if I have to. - Yeah."
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"- Just do it quietly, huh? - You won't even know I'm here. I swear."
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"Next case, Miss Wagner."
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"Possession of stolen materials with intent to sell."
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"Watches."
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"- Yakov Korolenko. - Hello, Joe."
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"Might we have a language problem here?"
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"We definitely might."
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"My client speaks only a few words of English..."
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"...and we haven't been able to find a Russian interpreter."
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"- But we are working on it. - Yes, sir."
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"I understand you're looking for somebody that speaks Russian."
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"- Do you speak Russian? - No, but I'll give it a shot."
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"- Thanks. We'll manage. - I'm gonna run and get some flex cable."
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"Have a ball."
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"Considering the facts, there's nothing we can do..."
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"...but continue the case until we find an interpreter for Mr. Korolenko."
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"Well, may I request that my client be released on bail until that time?"
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"...or what he is."
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"Go, Yankees!"
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"I rest my case."
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"I'm afraid the court must agree."
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"Until we can be sure of his reputation and responsibility..."
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"...I think the prudent course to take is clear. Mr. Korolenko."
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"- Yakov. - Right."
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"Yaki. Yes. Mr. Korolenko..."
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"...I know you don't understand a word I'm saying..."
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"...but it appears that you may have broken the law."
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"$29.95."
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"Undoubtedly a fair price, but that is not the question before us."
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"I want you to receive a fair trial. We do not want to send an innocent man to jail."
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"- No jail. - You don't understand."
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"Look at him, Your Honor. He's scared."
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"Of course he's scared. I'm sure his concept of jail..."
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"...includes visions of midnight raids, secret police, torture."
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"Torture?"
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"No! No torture! No!"
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"Quite a little vocabulary he has there."
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"- Is that gasoline? - Yeah."
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"- What's it for? - It's for the generator."
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"I figured I'd save a trip, especially since I shut the elevator down for the night."
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"We're on the 18th floor!"
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