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Clips from Peep Show - Funeral (S01E01)

"Not that I've got anything against your... kind."
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"If you tell me the problem, maybe I can deal with it."
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"Basically, it's - not wishing to beat about the bush -"
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"it's a problem with..."
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"with my..."
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"Penis?"
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"Testisticles."
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"- So if you'd feel happier, I... - OK, trousers down, hop on the couch,"
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"let's have a look at the little fellows."
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"'Anyone would say she's an attractive woman."
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"'She should have to wear a mask."
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"'Actually, she'd look pretty horny as Batman. Jesus, no, don't! '"
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"So have you worked here long?"
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"- Blimey. - Blimey? What's blimey?"
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"- Does that feel painful? - No, no. That feels great."
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"I mean, not great, just normal."
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"'Oh, how much can a man take? '"
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"You've got a large hydrocele."
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"It's a simple procedure. The scalpel just slips in at the back of the scrotum."
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"'That's cooled things off, a regular bucket of water. '"
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"'Abandon self-cherishing, love only others."
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"'Yeah, well, Mr Dalai Lama,"
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"'OK, stay focused."
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"'Islam. Not really such a fashionable religion."
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"'Hinduism? That's got a nice vibe."
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"'Find out the Hindus and the Hindon'ts."
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"'Good old Bible. Bit "dribble not the ass's milk on Tuesday. ""
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"'And I know most of it from The Omen. '"
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"OK, Jez, mate. I think that's about it."
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"Uh-huh. Well, have a good time, mate."
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"He gets the test results on Monday."
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"- What do you think? - He seems a bit on edge."
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"The thing is, he's not definitely dying."
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"- He's not even definitely ill. - You're probably right."
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"- What about the carving on his arm? - That's just Biro."
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"Anyway, he seems to be over that now. And the whinnying."
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"Things are looking positive. He's investigating the key to all spiritualities."
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"'Try and read a poem, listen to inspiring music,"
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"'look at a wonderful painting... '"
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"'sit on Big Suze's dildo and wank myself dry."
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"'I could go to that place Super Hans says is a knocking shop."
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"'Lf not, bang a tab and get a massage. '"
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"Er, Jez."
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"and, well, what we were saying is that what we both really want"
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"is for you to come along on our weekend."
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"Yeah? Oh, I kind of had plans."
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"- 'Maybe he doesn't want to come. ' - No point, it's all bullshit."
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"'God, he really wants me to come. '"
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"It'll be such a laugh."
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"'Please say no, please say no. '"
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"Er, well, all right. I guess. If you really want me to."
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"'I didn't realise he was this terrified of sex. '"
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"'If I can get the first one over without major embarrassment."
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"'First fuck is damage limitation."
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"'In, out, as much pleasure as I can give her,"
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"'apologise, and then we can move on."
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"'Jesus, look at him. What a disaster. '"
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"Jeremy, it's your go, isn't it?"
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"Er, whatever. I just want to rewind this bit."
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"Do you have to? We're trying to play a game."
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"I gave you the choice - Tom and Barbara being nice"
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"or Gloria and Mitzy being nasty."
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"If you don't want your go, I'll attack Irkutsk."
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"Fine. Can't you get it into your closed-off little mind that I don't give a flying fuck?"
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"You will when I take Asia."
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"Bleaurgh, bleaurgh, bleaurgh, bleaurgh, bleaurgh."
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"Nothing means anything. It's all just shit!"
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"Games, snacks, fires, man, woman, love."
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"We're all gonna end up in the cold, deep ground, and that's all there is. OK?"
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"Well, fine. I'm off for a shower."
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"Good night, Jeremy."
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"'Oh, what I really want's a woman."
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"'Oh, God, I'm never gonna have a woman again in my life."
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"'I never planted my seed. My loins are like dried buckwheat."
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"'It's not fair. '"
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"So Jeremy, I'm going to turn in."
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"Hope you sleep OK."
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"Er, thanks."
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"- In private. - Sure, I mean, this is private."
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"Must be hell trying to cope with all this."
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"Well, yeah."
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"Bloody hell, what are you doing?"
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"Imagine how committed I'd be?"
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"doesn't love you. He doesn't even like you."
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"He said he's only snogging you for a joke."
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"And he draws horrible, vicious cartoons of you"
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"and wraps them up in sausage meat and calls you a sausage muncher."
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"You're drunk, Jeremy. Try and get some sleep."
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"Go on. I might be dead in a week."
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"Jeremy, look, I'm flattered but I'm here with Mark."
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"- What about a threes-up? - Jeremy, Mark's..."
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"All right, OK, I get the message."
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"Sophie?"
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"You think he'd be more grateful."
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"He'll change his tune when I'm in charge of the morphine."
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"It's like that, is it? That's how it's going to be?"
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"- Well, excuse me! - Jez, I didn't... I didn't mean."
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"'Oh, wow. Oh, yeah."
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"'Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, she is so..."
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"'Neck? Yeah, neck. Oh."
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"'Whoo-hoo-ho-ho. Ha-ha! You can do that again. Oh, yeah. '"
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"- Mark? - Yeah?"
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"Are you going to take your pants off?"
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"Er, yeah."
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"Yeah, I will. But, Sophie, before I do,"
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"I intend to have an operation"
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"but until I do, I don't want you to be alarmed by the size of my..."
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"Mark, stop boasting and get some johnnies."
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"Shit, they're in the bathroom."
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"- Stay there, don't go away. - I'm not going anywhere."
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"'Got to be quick. Don't want to have to get her all worked up again."
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"'Did she say johnnies plural?"
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"'Hope she doesn't think I'm some sort of superman. '"
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"'What's...? Oh, my God. He's..."
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"'No. Don't be dead, mate."
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"'Tenko. That was probably the last straw."
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"'Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Don't be dead, mate! Please don't be dead!"
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"'My cock's gone right down. Fuck. '"
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"Sophie! Soph! Something awful has happened."
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"What?"
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