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Clips from Peep Show - Funeral (S01E01)

"ask her out without asking her out."
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"He's in the hospice so I guess he's being looked after."
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"Jez tells me you worked on the force."
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"That's right, Mark. 30 years."
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"'This is meant to be my visit. He's hijacking my visit. '"
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"Oh, yeah."
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"Yeah. Maybe some Newsnight or something."
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"I guess I just need some comfort."
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"Why does death happen?"
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"But then I thought, "Hey, no, sort it out. ""
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"Look, Jeremy, death happens, people die. Move on."
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"'Right. '"
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"'What if it all goes right, though?"
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"- Hey, Soph. - Hey, Mark, how's it going?"
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"might you be free on Friday?"
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"'Oh, no, shit. It's not perfect, it's cracked. Piss. '"
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"You don't have to. I just thought it might be nice if..."
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"Scorpio Patrol, Real Life Behind Enemy Lines."
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"One of my brother's favourites."
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"'I'm glad we stopped going to Liz's for Christmas."
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"'Hey, yeah. OK. The sympathy vote. '"
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"but then there's no proof for lots of things"
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"Sometimes we're so wrapped up in the nonsense of life."
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"- Yeah. - 'You're losing her. '"
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"- Yeah, that was nice. - 'Thank you, Ray! Thank you, Ray! '"
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"'Oh, I hope I don't... No leaping to attention, Captain Corrigan."
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"'you've got to be a suck-up if you haven't got your own country."
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"'Don't have to do them all, just till you find something to hold on to."
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"'Or I could finish the last of that skunk,"
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"- See you in the bed... room, Soph. - Yeah, sure."
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"Er, Sophie, could I have a quick word?"
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"Oh, go on. This could be the last time I do it."
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"- I'm here with Mark. - Mark..."
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"Jez must've gone for a walk. Thank God."
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"I need to prepare you for something."
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"'Couldn't even be bothered to go to bed. It's pathetic."
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"'Shit, no. Oh, God, no. In front of..."
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"He's been under a lot of stress recently."
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"- A talk? Oh. - Mark..."
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"I found them in my suitcase"
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"Plus it was so cold and wet and boring in the outfield."
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"I don't think I've ever seen a ball that slippery."
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"It was a difficult catch, Mark. I wouldn't worry. And it's just softball."
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"'This is it. All systems are go."
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"'The apple is ripe, the cross hairs are centralised. '"
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"Soph, I was... wondering."
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"Do you... like Indonesian food?"
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"Erm, Thai, I quite like..."
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"'Restaurant on a barge? I might as well propose."
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"'The pub. That's the English way. '"
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"Why?"
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"Oh, just... Nothing."
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"Everyone's going to the pub. You want to...?"
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"The work gang? I don't think so. Mind if I get changed?"
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"Oh, no, no. Not at all."
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"'Oh, my God. She's taking off her top."
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"'Would she do this if she fancied me?"
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"'Maybe we're... Oh, God, no, no."
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"'We're only bloody friends! '"
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"And she gave me a peck on the cheek. It's a nightmare!"
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"- Mm-hm. - I've got to close the deal,"
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"One step forward, two steps back - that's the key."
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"- Mm. Yeah. - So how was your day?"
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"Oh, fine. Kind of weird."
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"Mum rang to say that my Uncle Ray is a bit ill."
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"- Yeah? Is it serious? - Dunno."
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"Hospice? You... Jez, you know what a hospice is, don't you?"
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"Like a hospital but nicer."
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"A hospice is where people go to... Who... are terminally ill."
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"Oh. Right."
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"Yeah, Mum said he was... what you said."
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"I'm sure he'll be fine. He's not a quitter."
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"Probably not."
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"No, he won't quit. Do you know what I fancy now? Some Good Life."
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"Where's more Good Life?"
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"- '? Sail away, sail away...? ' - Are you going to give him a call?"
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"Ray? No. No."
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"He'll have people calling him night and day, probably sick of it."
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"I thought probably best to give him some peace and quiet."
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"- '... inside... ' - You should call him."
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"'My stomach's in my mouth and I think, "This isn't good. "'"
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"Good to see you, Uncle Ray. What you been up to?"
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"Mostly I've been lying in bed taking painkillers."
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"Right. Cool."
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"'Jesus, that wasn't very friendly. At least I came. '"
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"So, Ray,"
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"Blimey."
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"So must be nice getting a bit of support from your police mates."
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"The force. You can trust the force, can't you?"
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"- Yeah. - 'What's this?"
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"Mostly they just eat me wine gums..."
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"'Come on, say something. Something not about dying. Something inspiring. '"
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"Yeah."
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"People can be so funny when it comes to illness, can't they?"
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"I mean, it's good that you, you know..."
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"Yeah, that's the one upside of this whole thing."
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"Rediscovered that little guy with the crown of thorns and the big old heart."
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"Yeah, that's really..."
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"a great thing to have, a faith."
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"Yeah."
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"Yeah."
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"'That's nice. Ray's such a nice guy."
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"'What a shame everything he believes is total rubbish. '"
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"OK, well, thanks for calling, Mum."
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"OK, I will. Bye."
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"Has it...?"
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"- Ray's dead. - Oh, man, I'm sorry."
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"Uncle Ray."
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"Football, ciggies."
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"He was gonna make me a bow and arrow that could go through a dustbin."
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"He never did, of course, but... wow."
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"Shall I... turn over?"
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"I mean, I wish... maybe the family could come together."
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"We could campaign against..."
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"or for something."
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"Maybe a foundation. The Ray Foundation,"
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"- for Christians and coppers. - That's a nice idea."
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"Something positive's got to come out of all this."
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"Something."
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"Why does it have to happen?"
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