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Clips from Peep Show - Funeral (S01E01)

"Shit, I don't even know which day the binmen come."
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"'This is pretty low. Milking Uncle Ray to get a..."
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"'Hey, I'm feeling bad. Why not get some nooky out of it? '"
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"I just feel so alone, you know?"
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"Sure. It's like after Tony left, I thought, "This is it, everything's over. ""
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"- Buy a juicer. - Right. But Toni..."
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"You'd better go."
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"Classified dates can be uptight about times."
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"Go. But I really feel that tonight, I need someone to..."
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"He's six foot, he loves movies and walks, and we totally clicked on the phone."
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"'How can she be this heartless to someone who's as upset as I say I am?"
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"'Maybe I am as upset as I say I am, it's just coming out weird. '"
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"Toni, listen, nothing could make me feel better about Ray's death."
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"Except maybe one thing could."
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"My dad died when I was three but it didn't screw me up."
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"I don't waste my life looking for a man to fill a dad-shaped hole."
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"'It's perfect. Big social occasion but no invites."
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"'It's not a date but it is."
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"'What about my massive, freakish balls? Don't get ahead of yourself. '"
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"Well, actually, things have been a bit tough."
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"- Jeremy's uncle passed away yesterday. - Oh, no."
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"- Oh, that is difficult. Is he OK? - Yeah, bearing up."
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"But listen, Sophie, I wanted to ask you,"
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"- For the funeral? - The funeral?"
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"No, I'd be honoured. If you want a friend to go, then..."
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"No, no, not friend. No. As a kind of... date."
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"I thought afterwards, if you like, we could go somewhere."
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"- Won't there be a wake? - Somewhere like the wake."
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"Sure. Great. Erm, er, if that's OK, I'm invited?"
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"That's the beauty. No invites at a funeral."
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"Right."
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""As Jonno let rip with the stolen Kalashnikov"
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""and Squarehead fired off a round of monkey puzzler,"
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""I looked at the towel-head I'd slotted... ""
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"'Where did they get this guy? This is a freak show."
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"'Why am I even here? Why is she here? '"
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""I didn't stop to think about it long. We all get slotted sometime. ""
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"Thanks, Keith."
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"Now, whilst no one would suggest that the faith Ray claimed to find"
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"in those last weeks was only a product..."
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""'Thanks for the Fairtrade nuts, Auntie. ""
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"'She's loving this. What a stitch-up. '"
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"Now, in the humanist ceremony at this point,"
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"we like to encourage anyone who wants to share a thought or memory"
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"or reflection about my brother, to speak up."
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"'Words... coming. '"
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"'I'm gonna blow this gaff wide open. '"
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"Er, yeah."
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"I spent some time with Ray before he... went."
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"And I just wanted to say that I think we should all remember"
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"that Ray, by the end, he loved Jesus."
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"Now, I know, Liz, there's no proof for Jesus,"
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"like... science or... the stock market."
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"And we believe in them."
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"Look, what I'm trying to say is that, if I was dying, and I decided that"
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"even though I'd never particularly been into, say..."
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"Enya before"
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"but that now I really, really was into Enya"
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"and that in fact I thought Enya was great"
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"and that Enya died for our sins"
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"and I wanted an Enya-themed funeral"
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"with pictures of Enya and lots and lots of mentions of... Enya,"
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"then I think it would be a bit bloody rich for my sister"
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"to ban all mention of Enya from my funeral."
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"Yeah?"
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"'Well done, Jez, old mate. You did him proud."
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"' Oh, poor Ray."
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"'He's in there,"
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"'in that cardboard box."
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"'I can't believe it."
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"'Shit! This just gets better and better. '"
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"Yeah, I guess it just came from in here."
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"Or maybe..."
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"- up there? - Ah, yes."
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"Yeah?"
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"- Here's to God! - To God."
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"- Can I get you anything? - No, I'm OK."
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"I'll be fine. I've got to be strong for Jeremy."
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"He was great, wasn't he? Moments like this make you realise how short life is."
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"Right, yeah."
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"I mean, if I want an Xbox, why don't I just get an Xbox?"
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"It's a brief candle."
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"A bloody brief candle."
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"Yep."
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"Sophie..."
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"c- can I say how beautiful you look?"
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"- Thank you, Mark. - Can..."
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"Can I kiss you, Sophie?"
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"'Oh, my God. Umm..."
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"'What about my abnormal knackers?"
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"'Ooh, this is nice. How weird are they?"
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"'What I really need is a good, long look at another man's bollocks."
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"'But that's so fraught with potential problems. '"
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"Oh. That was nice."
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"? Marching as to war...?"
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"'It must have been taken shortly before he died. '"
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"'God. You think you're in, then the smiting, plagues and pestilence starts."
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"'Shit, I can't believe it. '"
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"- So have I. - Sophie's coming away with me"
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"to a cottage with a bed for the weekend."
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"I need to ask you a straight-up, man-to-man question about bollocks."
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"The hospital called. What Ray died of, Boden-Georgeson syndrome,"
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"- it's hereditary. - What? Y-You're kidding."
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"I might have it. They want me to go in for tests."
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"Tests? Jesus, mate. Fuck."
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"- No, are you OK? - Yeah."
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"No. To be honest, I'm scared."
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"- Look, don't be scared. - I am scared."
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"Don't be scared."
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"I am scared."
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"That's fine, that's fine."
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"It's perfectly natural to be scared."
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"'Doctor Runciman has seen this a thousand times."
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"'It's just two guys, one with his hand on the other guy's balls. '"
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"Mark Corrigan?"
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"Dr Runciman's on call. I'm the practice nurse."
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"Oh. Pleased to meet you."
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"'No. No, no, no, no, no. '"
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"- So how can I help? - Oh, it was just..."
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"I think I should see the doctor."
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