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Clips from New Girl - The Cubicle (S06E06)

"we all got you gifts for your home office."
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"a cartoon that is very derogatory towards Mondays."
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"Yes. Chest bump."
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"- Gator! - Oh, Gator!"
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"It's perfect."
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"Gator is Pepperwood's best friend..."
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"- Great. - Great."
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"Do you think he thinks I can't afford the full amount?"
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"I'm sorry we got in a fight."
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"That's exactly it!"
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"Cece's Boys, where the men are boys,"
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"- What's the total? - Uh.. no."
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"$200,000."
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"Ah-don't... believe it."
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"- Really? - Definitely."
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"I'll meet you guys there."
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"Or we can go... all go together if you want."
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"That's why I like it. I can't be tied down."
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"because menopause isn't just about women anymore."
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"EstroFuel:"
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"Starring Donovan."
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"That's... wow, what an opportunity."
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"No. No!"
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"You are the face of EstroFuel."
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"- Okay, Winston? Winston! - Yeah?"
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"That's obviously a mistake."
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"- Good job. - Great."
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"I can't practice law."
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"God, I hate her."
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"Shut up! I-I'm the C.O.W.?"
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"I'm the... I'm the cop of the week?"
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"♪ Celebrate good times ♪"
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"I'm home!"
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"- Let's go! - I made C.O.W., though."
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"A waiver? Jess, you did not say anything about a waiver."
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"Come on, what did she advise?"
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"Whoa! God, what's that smell?"
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"That's why I'm not gonna do it."
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"I promised I wouldn't come back,"
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"I'm gonna say that overall it enriches the experience."
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"I am changing."
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"What agency did you use again?"
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"I know that you don't want to be tied down, okay?"
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"then you're just gonna be a cop."
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"- Yes! - Right?"
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"and frankly, I agree with her."
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"Then how can I ever trust you?"
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"You know what? If you're not gonna sue me,"
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"you will not be hearing from my lawyer."
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"Robby wrote fan fiction for it."
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"I'm taking the gin with me, though."
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"Ooh, hey, Kim. Look, it's Donovan."
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"Sorry, Winston, I can't be a cop."
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"My manager convinced me to be a model."
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"I mean, sometimes I act more like a..."
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"I wanted you to kiss me."
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"Now stand still... I'm coming in for the romantic gesture."
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"I, uh..."
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"Okay."
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"So... you're excited to read my book,"
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"- Look at that. EstroFuel. - And a..."
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"OGCB fo' life."
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"To Cece,"
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"for booking her first client's first modeling gig."
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"Hey!"
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"- Cheers. - And to Winston"
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"for making Donovan the face of LAPD's recruitment campaign."
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"I just hope he doesn't look better in blue than I do."
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"- Wink. - Oh, he definitely will. He's a model."
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"So in honor of this occasion,"
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"You may know it by its former name,"
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"the dining room table."
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"Me first. A cubicle,"
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"- swinging balls, - Mm."
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"an outgoing mailbox,"
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"- So thoughtful, babe. - Will that mailbox be functional?"
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"If it wasn't, it would just be a box, wouldn't it?"
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"So can I buy a stamp for this letter?"
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"It's not a post office, man."
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"- Who else has a gift? - Whoo! Bull button."
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"You press that, guaranteed crowd pleaser."
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"- Bull! - Ooh!"
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"I got something better."
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"Noise-canceling headphones."
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"Thank you. Wow."
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"- Yeah, are those mine? - Yes."
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"- They're broken. - Oh, nothing is ever truly broken."
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"All right, well, I got you a filing cabinet"
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"FYI, Ferguson's in one of those drawers making fluffies."
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"Fluffies is cat farts."
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"Bull!"
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"Do you have a stamp for this letter?"
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"Is that a bill from when you were in the hospital?"
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"Oh, this? Yeah, it is."
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"Turns out they, uh, they charge for new knees."
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"I feel so bad."
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"I should pay that."
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"- What? Why? - Seriously?"
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"Oh my God, your bad knee! Oh, my God!"
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"Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah."
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"But wait a second, why do you want to pay?"
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"I turned your knee into a bag of marbles."
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"This is my only bill, and it's just a baby bill."
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"You know, it's so small and cute, like my nephew Baby Bill."
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"- Give me that baby. - I feel bad, but okay."
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"Wait, how did you..."
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"I studied pickpocketing"
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"when I played the Artful Dodger"
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"in my college production of Oliver!"
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"Oh, wow, that's so cool."
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"- Oh, wait, so did I. - What..."
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"Ow, Winston,"
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"straighten your arms when you eat."
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"You don't think I want to?"
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"- Ain't no room, fam. - Straighten your arms, fam."
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"- Then how am I gonna reach my food? - Oh."
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"Okay, I'm sorry, the cubicle will be gone soon,"
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"but this is a real make-or-break moment for me."
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"Either I'll look back at this as my"
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"Steve Jobs in the garage phase,"
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