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Clips from Fresh Off the Boat - Keep 'Em Separated (S02E02)

"I am so excited for book club!"
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"Tha... That was my glass."
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"Um..."
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"Or not. Okay. Yeah, all right."
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"Cheers."
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"Oh, yesterday you were telling me about who you would haunt."
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"- With the... - The kids said you were here,"
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"Here we go."
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"There you are!"
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"Ah."
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"'cause that is ridiculous."
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"He's friendly with a lot of people,"
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"Maybe if Louis gets back into playing pool,"
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"Maybe he just needs a little nudge."
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"Got her out of the garage."
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"Had her re-tipped for you."
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"and downtown there's Stars and Stripes and Solids,"
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"Oh, and there's turn-by-turn directions on the back."
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"you grab her and go."
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"I got to go."
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"You guys hear the news?"
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"Schwarzenegger?"
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""T-2"? That's cold."
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"Take your dark cloud somewhere else, Brian!"
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"You want these Jerky Boys CDs?"
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"Yeah. Like half a full day."
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"Maybe we can grab some ice cream later this week?"
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"- That'd be nice. - Yes!"
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"Not you, pumpkin head."
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""Stay out as late as you ca... want."
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"Fresh meat!"
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"- No. - It's Black Ball Becky."
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"Okay, rack 'em up!"
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"And pause."
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"It just..."
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"I don't know. It... It didn't come up."
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"I like a man with a musket."
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"I like 'em old and cranky with a checkered past."
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"Me and Tony held the table for nine straight games."
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"It... Ah, oh, I'm just gonna top you off here."
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"_"
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"Millions sold."
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"but everything is sexy to this song."
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"He's told me so much about you."
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"Oh, really? Did he mention my gender?"
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"Do you just hang around pool halls hoping to meet men?"
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"No, I just love playing pool,"
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"If we win, we get a free basket of chicken wings,"
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"Mitch locked himself in the restaurant again."
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"What? Ugh!"
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"Is there something I could do to help?"
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"I can turn it on and off at will."
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"Thank you. I'm so excited to wear them."
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"So, long story short,"
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"Besides, that was before we even knew each other."
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"It's like how you don't care about my old crush on Dave."
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"Dave who?"
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"Although he obviously combed the bear."
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"What?"
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"You're the one who told me to go there in the first place!"
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"That's during the day, at work."
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"That's not what I'm saying."
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"That would be crazy."
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"close to your face at all times."
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"And she must never have ever been"
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"or even wanted to be a gymnast."
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"So what do you want me to do, then?"
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"Who do you suggest?"
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"Oh, sure. It's just in my purse."
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"It's like two snakes are eating my legs."
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"I thought they were for the jukebox."
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"'cause I'm about to get suspended."
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"you two hanging out."
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"Fun fact, Alison... That squirrel you saw Dave pet?"
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"and he's been trying to trap it ever since."
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"You freaked out about Dave,"
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"Hey, Nicole, cute sweater."
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"Thanks, girl."
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"Ned, what are you doing here?"
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"Now we have to wait again."
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"Well, there's usually some good conversation to pass the time."
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"or Teddy Ruxpin with a Metallica tape in him?"
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"I don't know. They're just fighting."
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"This is what you talk about? It's so dumb."
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"We talk about who we would haunt if we were ghosts"
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"or which vegetable would make the best weapon,"
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"I shouldn't keep you from talking to somebody"
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"Trust me."
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"and I got jealous."
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""Master of Puppets," obviously."
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"I mean, he is a talking bear."
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"Hey!"
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"Your shot, Tony."
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"Oh, I've been looking forward to this for weeks."
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"Oh, me too."
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"I haven't seen you in forever."
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"to see what's going on with you."
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"That was a joke."
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"I hope so, because I'm missing a Redbook."
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"So, I was thinking about who I would haunt if I was a ghost,"
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"Ohh, ayou ladies having wine club?"
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"I would love some."
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"Oh, uh, we have more of these bad boys in the kitchen"
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"just to the left of the fridge."
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"O...kay."
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"I guess Louis was feeling chatty."
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"Oh, I thought his idea for a wide-mouth gas-pump nozzle"
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"was interesting."
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"Yes."
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"Okay, so, you know that female traffic cop"
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"that's across the street from the park?"
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"Knock, knock!"
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"and I thought you might like some snacks from the restaurant."
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"Oh!"
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"See this?"
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"This is about half the diameter"
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"of that nozzle we were talking about last night."
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"Mmm."
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"Doesn't it feel a little weird"
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"hiding from your husband like this?"
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