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Clips from BoJack Horseman (2014) - Comedy (S01E01)

"As I once said to a young Lionel Barrymore,"
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""Eh, shut up.""
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"Without a director, Eva Braun is as dead as Eva Braun."
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"- What about those brothers... - Hello? Hello?"
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"Important phone call beep boop blorp."
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"Princess Carolyn, what are we doing?"
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"Before I go, I got you a little sexy something"
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"It's got a light-sensitive sound chip,"
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"so every time you walk by it,"
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"What do you think? Pretty sweet, huh?"
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"You had me at "hello.""
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"I don't have time for you or cardboard you."
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"I need to find a new director."
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"She's gone."
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"there's been some reorganization"
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"- vis-a-vis resource management. - What are you saying?"
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"Good news, Princess Carolyn. Vanessa's my agent now."
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"What?"
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"so I'm firing you."
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"- Hope you like money, BoJack. - This is so great."
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"Now I can date you and have a better agent."
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"I'm a sporting agent."
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"Mmm, that's some Guten Bourbon."
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"really find the character, but it's pretty distracting"
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"staring at me with their blinking red eyes."
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"Those are cameras, Todd. We're making a commercial."
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"Oh, well, you want to make a good one?"
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"Then get them the hell out of here!"
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"I'm the face of this brand, I'm the man behind the thing,"
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"and I'm determined to get the jargon"
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"former assistants with restraining orders."
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"This is great."
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"when all your clients are in such demand,"
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"they practically find their own jobs."
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"Well, then BoJack should be a lot of fun for you."
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"Hello. We're looking for BoJack Horseman's agent."
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"We'd like to discuss"
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"a very lucrative business opportunity."
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"The opportunity is we're blackmailing you."
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"Ha. All yours."
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"Needless to say,"
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"it would be a shame if these pictures got out."
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"Fortunately, that can easily be avoided"
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"by simply paying me and my partner here $150."
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"Let me just get my checkbook."
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"Whoa."
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"on private property without a permit,"
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"Oh, also, extortion can be prosecuted"
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"as a class E felony."
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"- We didn't do that. - Yeah, yeah."
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"You can't pin that on us."
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"Sorry to bother you."
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"That was fun."
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"Hey, Laura, send those guys a nice fruit-and-nut basket."
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"You got it, boss."
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"Who said you could use my assistant?"
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"- I did. - Oh, hello, Mr. Witherspoon."
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"Fascinating."
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"So sorry we have to double up on everything"
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"while we work out who goes where and who gets fired,"
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"Sorry, my... My hands are really sticky."
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"Oh, God, am I blowing this?"
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"Charlie was the editor of The Harvard Lampoon."
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"while I use Laura."
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"- Ugh. - Good thinking, boss."
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"Ah, ah, phone is ringing. Phone is ringing."
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"I'll take it in here, Charlie. Hello."
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"Princess Carolyn, your client is out of control."
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"BoJack is not my client anymore."
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"Oh, you pretenders."
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"Bourbon is the name of a county."
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"You are a winner, okay? You are Todd... Hold on."
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"4:30 P.M. Meeting with Eva Braun team."
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"- What's your last name? - Chavez."
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"I don't know, I just never thought of you"
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"as a Chavez. Look, I got to go."
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"I know, but I got a movie to put together."
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""The woman who loved the man who hated everyone.""
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"Hey, where were you? We looked everywhere."
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"You're having the Eva Braun meeting without me?"
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"but I didn't know what the protocol was around here,"
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"and these guys were just champing at the bit."
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"Okay, why don't I come find you when it's over,"
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"and I'll bring you up to speed?"
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"Yeah. I brought him on board."
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"Eva Braun is not a romantic comedy."
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"We live in a cynical world, a cynical world."
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"Oh, ooh, oh, oh, over-rotate. Hey."
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"I just missed an important meeting"
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"because you switched out the prop bourbon"
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"with the real bourbon. You are ruining my life."
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"Come on, just me, you, and a bottle of Pinot."
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"And I'll probably get an appetizer."
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"- I have to work. - You don't have to work."
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"- You choose to work. - Hmm."
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"Thank you."
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"but thanks."
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"You want to get out of this stuffy old restaurant,"
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"get some gelato, and maybe drive out to the ocean"
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"- and put our feet in the water? - That sounds great."
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"you might fall in love. She's gone."
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"What do you want, Gekko?"
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"We have so much in common,"
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"it almost seemed weird that I wasn't repping her."
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"No. No. No, no, no, no. No, no, no."
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"She and I are both high-powered working mothers,"
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"Wow, being a mom helped my career?"
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"Her favorite book is Suffragette City."
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"Her favorite Spice Girl is Baby."
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"I know all I need to know,"
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"which is that she's beautiful, she's British,"
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"She's Australian, you moron."
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"If you need me, I'll be at work."
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"Charlie, get me Cate Blanchett."
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"Um, who is... Okay, I don't..."
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"Uh, uh, sorry, I can't..."
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"You know what? Never mind."
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"If Vanessa Gekko wants Cate that bad, she can have her."
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"I'm gonna be okay. I'm gonna be happy."
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"Tonight, I choose to be happy."
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