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Clips from BoJack Horseman (2014) - Comedy (S01E01)

"You are a goddamn American treasure, you know that?"
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"Oh."
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"You've been out of control."
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"Why did you take John Stamos?"
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"We thought night swimming would be fun,"
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"You're the new face of Guten Bourbon."
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"What is Guten Bourbon?"
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"Am I just hungover, or are you talking like a Muppet?"
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"to talk about how much they like to drink."
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"It's the part you were born to play."
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"about me being smart and talented and good?"
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"How the hell are you?"
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"I got some great news about the picture"
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"we're putting together."
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"What's the great news?"
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"Ah, no other director has enough weight"
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"Ooh, ooh, ooh. There you go."
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""It ain't a done deal till the deals are all done.""
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"to a young Buster Keaton, "What?""
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"FME. A bunch of people got laid off,"
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"Vanessa Gekko."
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"Ha ha. How are you?"
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"made love to my husband of 15 years,"
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"read to them, dropped them off at their elite private school,"
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"- Anyway... - Princess Carolyn."
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"He just disappeared. I don't even know why he'd leave."
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"Don't worry. I won't let it get to my head or anything."
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"Hey, who told that asshole he could sit in my chair?"
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"What the hell are you doing here?"
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"They didn't give you fake bourbon on set?"
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"Oh, they did, and then I just mixed it with bourbon."
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"And it hit me."
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"so I drank a lot more bourbon"
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"And you're not even really in love with her."
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"Diane getting engaged was the best thing"
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"that ever happened to me."
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"was the best thing that ever happened to me."
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"Well, it's not gonna happen this time."
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"- I have to take this. - Okay."
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"But remember, I'm coming for you,"
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"and I'm gonna make you love me."
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"Please don't. Hey."
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"Now his new agent's asking for twice the money."
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"Don't you robot-voice me."
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"Well, I'm working, and you are leaving."
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"Since we can't be together every second,"
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"it quotes a line from Jerry Maguire,"
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"your favorite movie."
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"Blech. Word to the wise, Laura..."
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"Do not pitch a Nazi romance to Steven Spielberg."
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"You and Vanessa Gekko are sharing an office"
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"- The hell we are. - Also..."
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"You said you couldn't be my girlfriend and my agent,"
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"Now we can be in love."
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"Are you still searching for happiness?"
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"Make your own happiness."
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"Was it? You know, I'm trying to do good work here,"
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"to have all these robots"
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"of this German bourbon blurbin'."
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"Is it just me, or does this fake booze"
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"taste a lot like real booze?"
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"Here's a list of directors who won't work with him,"
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"studios that won't hire him,"
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"Oh, except California law prohibits taking photos"
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"but you had a permit, right?"
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"Well, someone's got to take the fall."
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"Did you know the human head weighs 8 pounds?"
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"but in the meantime, help yourself to an intern,"
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"- Charlie Witherspoon. - Hello. I... Oh."
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"What do I do? What do I do?"
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"Not BoJack. Todd."
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"That would be like making Rice-A-Roni"
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"You got to get your shit together."
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"Fish. Okay, you are Todd goddamn..."
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"I feel like you didn't really finish the pep talk."
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"- That writes itself. - You got to be kidding me."
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"You know he's always wanted to direct a romantic comedy?"
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"Bye."
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"He's right, you know."
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"- Have dinner with me tonight. - No way."
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"I own the restaurant, so we can go crazy."
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"Why not choose to be happy for once?"
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"Mm."
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"When you're writing a memoir,"
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"you spend a lot of time reflecting on the past."
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"I regret not being a better friend to you"
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"Lover's kind of a weird word,"
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"Great. I'll get the car and meet you outside."
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"You look at your reflection too long,"
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"Well, I was hoping to talk to you face-to-face,"
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"I left at 8:30. What is it?"
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"and especially since I'm doing so much for Eva Braun,"
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"so I understand her priorities,"
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"so she's switching to Gekko."
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"This isn't fair. I know everything about Cate."
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"Her favorite color is red."
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"and she's gonna make me a lot of money."
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"Bye."
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"Ugh."
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"Oh, sticky."
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"Good night, Charlie."
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"Holy shit."
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"Herb! How the hell are you, buddy?"
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"- Excuse me? - I got your message, asshole."
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"Princess Carolyn, what are we doing?"
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"This was a mistake. I've been acting crazy."
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"and I let myself get excited anyway."
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"I guess I'll see you around."
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"Serves you right for having feelings."
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"Starting now, you are a hard, heartless career gal."
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"- Hello. - I just want you to know I'm fine."
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"I'm an agent. I don't have feelings."
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"I should be getting back to work."
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"Anyway, I'm off to Malibu to see Herb Kazzaz."
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"He has cancer, which, as you know, is a whole thing."
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"Plus, he hates me, so I could really use some good news"
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"You must be really..."
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"because that's all we're gonna do today."
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"it looks like the tie is running."
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"Hey, Vanessa, your client, BoJack Horseman, wants a job."
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