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Clips from King of the Hill - The Perils of Polling (S05E05)

"Nope. Nothing."
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"You could develop film in that booth."
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"is gonna make those saps in Precinct 9 wish..."
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"about voting in your first presidential election."
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"I'll just vote for president next year."
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"Peggy, there is absolutely no way you can see through that--"
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"I'm hungry, too."
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"But the thrill of voting lasts and lasts."
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"for Councilman Fred Everett."
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"But they're gonna have a little surprise come election day..."
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"moves out of his parents' house and into the White House!"
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"Hello, friends."
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"You made eye contact."
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"Nice job, Hank. You talk to him."
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"And even if we weren't, well..."
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"there's four or five candidates ahead of you."
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"the real deal, the finest diver with four legs..."
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"For his first dive, Mitch will perform the tula-hula..."
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"You can do it, Mitch."
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"Oh, God! Mitch!"
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"Not this pig, not today."
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"Don't worry. I'm not with the press."
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"I'm Hank R. Hill, not that Hank P. Hill..."
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"Uncle Hank, I registered to vote."
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"George W.? He's not a communist, is he?"
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"Wait. Here it is."
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"See, our candidate is Robert Parigi."
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"I guess I cancel your vote out."
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"HANK: What were you thinking?"
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"You sure did, Hank."
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"Maybe Luanne has a good reason for throwing her vote away."
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"I've got several."
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"I like his tie. it's red."
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"And that stands for America. Communism!"
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"So I see you finally got Luanne involved in politics."
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"3S5."
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"Okay."
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"I just think if you don't read the newspaper..."
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"Unless..."
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"I don't know. You're a smart guy. You'll figure something out."
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"So, can I tell Robert he can count on your vote?"
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"No, you cannot. I hate communists."
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"Hee-haw! Power to the people, comrade!"
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"All right. I gave you fair warning."
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"Luanne, you're acting like an idiot."
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"All right, Hank. Luanne is Cinderella."
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"You have to be her fairy godmother..."
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"and introduce her to George W. Bush."
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"Take her to the Bush rally, or as I like to call it, "the ball"..."
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"or as I like to call them, "the glass slippers," on her feet."
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"Hank, if Luanne is still a communist..."
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"after hearing the greatest orator of our day..."
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"But, you know, it's his ideas that you'll find the most attractive."
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"I don't know. He's really handsome."
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"Now, I don't want any of y'all to think..."
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"There you go."
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"Pig boy."
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"Pig heart-transplant boy or pig-saving boy?"
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"- What's wrong, Hank? - Oh, my God!"
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"His handshake..."
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"Did Bush's hand feel like a flounder? Or something softer, like a jellyfish?"
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"Was it a wriggler?"
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"It's... Well, it's the character issue."
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"This man could be the next leader of the free world."
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"We're gonna have nut-job third-world dictators walking all over us..."
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"doesn't have a strong enough finger to push the button."
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"Why don't we choose the president by lottery like they choose the pope?"
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"Yup. You and Luanne, two peas in a pod."
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"All voters are the same:"
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"simpleminded fools who think their vote makes a difference."
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"Come on, Hank. Spend tomorrow not voting with me."
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"Every election day I go Christmas shopping."
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"you don't even know how to work the VCR."
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"Surprise, then disappointment."
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"You know, with voter turnout at all-time lows..."
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"not voting makes me more American."
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"is Egyptian cotton/linen irregulars at 40% off."
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"Now!"
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"He and Dale went down to that outlet mall."
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"Oh, no, no, no."
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"Smell this, Hank. Does it smell like Boomhauer?"
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"This could be a propane emergency."
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"or one oi her Manger Babies."
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"So, where to, Dale?"
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"Did I make a wrong turn? All right. Let me try to spin around."
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"we will remain in Mexico under assumed identities."
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"You're already not voting."
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"It doesn't take any character to give up."
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"A leather backpack?"
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"Something with leather?"
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"Come on."
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"Cap snaffler? Total Gym?"
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"Welcome to what used to be my garage."
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"PEGGY: Okay, I just voted."
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"Could you see anything?"
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"That's right. Peggy Hill's garage of democracy..."
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"they'd never voted in that stinking firehouse."
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"Hey, Dad. Can you give me and Luanne..."
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"a ride to where Route 15 meets the 42?"
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"Why? There's nothing there but a huge empty lot."
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"Nuh-uh, Uncle Hank. This week it's 20 acres of fun..."
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"and one acre of craft."
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"Now, did you send in those registration forms I gave you..."
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"for your eighteenth birthday?"
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"No. But that's okay."
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"[Sigh]"
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"I am not leaving until this booth has proven to me..."
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"that it is 100% confidential."
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"Three?"
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"Mom, can I have five tickets for fair food?"
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"Um, no."
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"Yeah, I think I wanted the corn on a stick."
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"Luanne, in a few years that corn'll be gone."
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"Of course, then he betrayed me."
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"The polls and the media have been ignoring my campaign."
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"when long-shot candidate Ted T. Ganaway..."
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"Hey, look. A fringe candidate."
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"Poor confused bastard."
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"Well, you have to admire his dedication."
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"I mean, he's right here in the heart of what I like to call "Bush Country.""
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