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Clips from The Happytime Murders
"(UPBEAT SONG PLAYING)"
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"SONG: ♪ We're gonna have, we're gonna have"
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"♪ We're gonna have, we're gonna have a good day"
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"♪ And all my homies gonna ride today"
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"♪ And all these mommies look fly today"
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"♪ And all we wanna do is get by today, hey"
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"♪ We're gonna have a good day... ♪"
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"PHIL PHILIPS: The City of Angels."
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"A dirty sun-drenched beauty contest"
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"at the edge of the Pacific."
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"It's a melting pot of people who live together in harmony"
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"no matter what color or creed."
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"Why do those people get along so great?"
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"Because there's one thing they have in common"
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"that lets them put aside their differences"
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"and celebrate together."
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"MALE PUPPET 1: Taxi! Hey, taxi."
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"PHIL: The fact that they're not puppets."
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"- (SCOFFS) - Hey, hey! What?"
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"- Stupid puppet. - Hey, you can't..."
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"You can't... You can't do that!"
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"Fuck you!"
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"Son of a dick."
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"PHIL: 'Cause although it ain't a crime"
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"to be warm and fuzzy, it might as well be."
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"Hey, so does this massage include a happy ending or not?"
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"PHIL: 'Cause if you're a puppet, you're screwed."
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"- (DOGS BARKING) - Easy!"
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"There's no squeaky thing inside us!"
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"(WHIMPERING) Okay."
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"Who am I? The name's Phil Philips."
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"I'm a PI, and my home is on the streets,"
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"looking out for the felt"
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"because sure as shit no one else is."
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"And that's my office there."
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"It's a shithole on the edge of Chinatown."
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"(PUPPET SINGS) ♪ You gotta dance! ♪"
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"Oh, hiya, fellas, fancy a dance?"
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"BOY 1: No, you stupid puppet."
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"- Perhaps a song? - Let's take his eye."
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"What? No, no, fellas, cut it out!"
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"You give that back right now!"
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"Hey, hey. Give him his eye back."
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"It's too early for this crap."
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"What are you gonna do about it, you fluffy blue sock?"
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"- Huh! - Ow!"
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"- You little bastards. - Let's go, guys!"
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"Now get out of here. Get out of here, all of you."
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"(MALE PUPPET 2 SIGHS)"
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"PHIL: Look, times have changed."
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"You don't have to sing and dance for the man anymore."
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"Of course I don't have to. I want to!"
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"(SINGING) ♪ 'Cause that's what puppets do! ♪"
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"Hiya, folks!"
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"(SINGING) ♪ Oh, when you tappin'"
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"♪ Only happy can happen... ♪"
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"Spare a penny? My wife's dead."
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"- (INDISTINCT CHATTER ON PHONE) - BUBBLES: Uh-huh."
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"Well, I will happily relay your message."
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"Thank you."
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"Hey, Mr. P."
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"Oh, hey there, Bubbles."
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"How are you, dear? Here's your Zuggler bar."
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"Oh, Mr. P, you're gonna give me a very fat butt."
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"Oh, come on, stop it. Any calls?"
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"Uh, yeah, Detective Edwards called."
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"She wants you to call her back right away."
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"Did you tell her that I was in Minnesota attending a funeral"
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"because my Aunt Ruby tragically died"
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"in a Zamboni incident?"
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"- Of course. - Yeah? What'd she say?"
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"She said, "I'd like to sew your asshole shut"
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""and just keep feeding you,"
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""and feeding you, and feeding you.""
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"Well, that's a new one."
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"Yup."
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"I guess she heard about those guys already."
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"Yeah. How'd that go this morning?"
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"Good. For puppet poachers, they were real sweethearts."
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"100% pure puppet."
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"Straight from Tijuana."
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"Guaranteed to bring you good luck."
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"Don't you know that poaching puppets"
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"for their feet is illegal?"
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"- (PHIL YELLS) - (GROANS)"
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"(GRUNTING)"
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"Oh! Oh! Ugh!"
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"Oh! Oh! Oh!"
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"Oh, holy crap, I'm exhausted. (GRUNTS)"
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"So, yeah, I think it went very well."
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"Oh, we have a new client."
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"I put her in your office."
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"Detective Philips?"
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"I... I used to be."
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"Not anymore, I'm a PI now."
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"How can I help you, Miss...?"
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"White, Sandra White."
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"I received this in the mail today."
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"(PHIL READING) "Pay us $350,000 by Saturday"
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""or we reveal your secret.""
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"Hmm. What's your secret?"
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"Well, despite my bookish appearance,"
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"I'm a sexual I'mma."
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"What's that?"
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"It means, "If I'mma get next to it, I'mma gonna fuck it.""
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"- Come again? - Exactly."
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"And again, and again, and again..."
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"Mmm. I see."
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"If my proclivities were to be exposed,"
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"it would be devastating to my family."
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"Please, if you could help me,"
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"I would be... so grateful."
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"Uh, I appreciate grateful,"
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"but it's $300 a day, plus expenses."
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"Hmm."
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"This ought to start you off."
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"Thank you, Mr. Philips."
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"PHIL: I should've turned her down,"
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"but I like a little cushion for my cushion."
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"And I needed the money."
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