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Clips from The PJs (1999) - How the Super Stoled Christmas (S01E01)

"NARRATOR: Once upon a time in the projects..."
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"(THEME SONG PLAYING)"
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"(GRUNTS)"
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"Hey, what's the idea,"
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"stealin' an old woman's purse?"
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"And on Christmas, of all days."
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"Huh. Christmas?"
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"Christmas just another cold day."
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"Just another cold day?"
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"That's like saying head cheese just another cold cut."
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"You know, you remind me of someone else"
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"who had the wrong attitude about Christmas."
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"WALTER: All the Po's down in Po'ville"
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"were preparing with glee,"
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"even the Super, who was trimming his tree."
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"Oh, it's beautiful!"
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"But those lights are so old."
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"I hope they're still safe."
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"I'm way ahead of you, Muriel."
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"I'm gonna flock the tree with asbestos."
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"Now, remember, Thurgood,"
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"no peeking at your gifts before Christmas."
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"But if I don't peek, how do I know how much to spend on you?"
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"You haven't got my gift yet?"
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"Oops! Look what I dropped."
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"Thurgood, could you get that for me?"
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"Oh, I see, you're trying to give me a hint, aren't you?"
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"Okay, baby, you got it."
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"Santa's gonna bring you a brand new magazine."
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"Not the magazine. Look at the ad."
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"Hmm... Whoa!"
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"You want 12 CDs for a penny?"
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"Woman, I can't afford that!"
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"No! The other ad."
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"The computer."
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"(GROANS) Oh! Why do I even bother?"
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"(CHUCKLING)"
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"Yeah, I shouldn't play with her like that."
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"So Muriel wants a computer, huh?"
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"Hmm."
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"Season's greetings, Sanchez."
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"Perry Como esta?"
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"(MECHANICAL VOICE) Well, I may have a touch of the..."
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"Good. Glad to hear it."
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"Here you go."
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"A tip envelope?"
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"Now, there's no pressure. I don't wanna put any heat on you."
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"Of course, if you want any heat on this winter,"
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"you might wanna toss in a 20."
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"(SNEEZES)"
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"POPPA HUDSON: Four callin' birds,"
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"three French hens, two turtledoves..."
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"Sing it, Poppa Hudson."
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"I love the sound of Christmas carols."
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"You singing it from down deep too."
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"Who's caroling? I'm ordering lunch."
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"And a partridge in some pan sauce."
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"Well, here's a Christmas tip envelope."
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"Hope your bedsprings aren't the only thing that give."
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"(CHUCKLING)"
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"Bedsprings. Get it, bedsprings?"
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"That's some funny stuff."
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"Chris Rock, my ass."
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"A tip envelope?"
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"Mmm-hmm."
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"Well, I got some mistletoe for you."
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"Pucker up!"
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"Oh!"
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"(PEOPLE LAUGHING)"
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"Oh!"
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"MAN: Come on, baby. Back that extra mass up."
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"Hello!"
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"Merry Christmas?"
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"WOMAN: Ah! Mrs. Stubbs."
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"How you doing, girl?"
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"Hey, everybody, it's Mrs. Stubbs."
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"(WHOOPING) MAN: Send her back here."
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"Oh, no, I can't stay."
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"I just stopped by to bring you tickets"
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"to our project's Christmas pageant."
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"It's called Toys in the Hood."
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"(WOMAN GASPS)"
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"WOMAN: Oh, that is so sweet."
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"You know I'm gonna be there."
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"Wonderful. See you then."
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"Next!"
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"(ALL WHOOPING)"
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"Muriel, don't you just love Christmas in the projects?"
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"Look, even the porno theater's in the holiday spirit."
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"It looks like the pawn shop has quite a selection this year."
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"Yeah. Thank God them Indians opened that casino."
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"I want a new dolly."
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"Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!"
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"A little dolly, eh?"
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"And what do you have to put up for collateral, little girl?"
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"This."
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"Okay, pick up your ticket from the..."
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"(COUGHING)"
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"Hey, Walter. What are you doin' here?"
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"Just seeing how much my Christmas bonus is gonna be."
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"Come on, man. Count it up. I ain't got all day."
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"What about you, Thurgood?"
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"Oh. Let me tell you, for the first time,"
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"I know exactly what I'm gonna get Muriel for Christmas."
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"An electric-powered computer."
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"She's gonna be so thrilled."
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"Oh, Thurgood, women don't want"
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"something cold and impersonal like a computer."
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"They want something feminine and delicate."
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"Like what?"
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"Well, like this Glock 9."
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"Sleek and chic. Perfect for the woman who likes to accessorize."
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"Thanks, Walter, but I think I'm just gonna stick with the computer, all right?"
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"Eh. I'll save it for Mother's Day."
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"May I help you, sir?"
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"Looking for something for the wife?"
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"Well, how about this lovely watch?"
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"No, I gave her that last year. See, it's engraved on the back."
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"No, this year I know exactly what Muriel wants."
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