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Clips from Uncoupled - Chapter 3 (S01E01)

"Hey, why don't we have a drink at the hotel bar"
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"to celebrate finding the perfect apartment in one day?"
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"I wish I could, but I have calls to make and a very early flight back."
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"Oh, okay."
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"Ciao, bella. It was a delight to spend the day with you."
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"Oh!"
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"Michael."
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"-Ciao. -Ciao."
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"Ciao. Ciao."
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"God damn it."
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"Well, I guess it's for the best, right? Client and all."
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"Yeah. You know, I only live a couple of blocks away, and it's nice outside."
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"-I'm just gonna walk. -Uh-huh."
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"Hey, Kai. Yeah, I'm on my way home."
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"Want me to pick up dinner?"
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"I don't know. I've been in the mood for Italian all day."
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"Damn!"
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"Entrare. Come in."
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"This is crazy on so many levels."
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"I don't fool around like this in Italy."
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"But in New York, I like to have a little fun."
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"Especially with a hot all-American like you."
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"I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I just…"
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"I just got out of a 17-year relationship really, like, just last week,"
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"and I haven't been with anyone else yet."
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"I'm not sure I'm ready for this."
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"-It's okay. I understand. -All right."
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"We can go down to the bar and have a drink."
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"That…"
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"Let me just change my shirt."
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"Yeah, I'm ready."
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"I wish I smoked. I would totally smoke right now."
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"It's a non-smoking room."
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"No, I wouldn't really smoke.Eww!"
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"I mean, I just feel like I should mark this moment with something… new,"
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"something I haven't done before."
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"Isn't this something you haven't done before?"
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"I guess it is."
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"It's kind of how I imagined it, too, the first time."
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"-Well, I'm honored. -Mm!"
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"I wasn't sure if you were into me."
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"-Then, you show me a dick pic. It was-- -Oh my God."
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"That was so embarrassing. I was hoping you hadn't noticed."
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"-You didn't mean for me to see it? -No! Are you kidding?"
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"-No! -Oh! Mamma mia."
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"-What?"
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"I took it really fast 'cause my friends said I had to have one on Grindr,"
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"-which I just got on yesterday. -Mm."
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"So, jackpot, by the way."
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"Molto gentile."
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"-Mm! -Mm!"
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"Actually, the photo doesn't do it justice."
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"-It's much better in person. -Oh, thank you."
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"Thank you. It's been a bit of a recluse lately,"
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"so I'm not really sure how it's gonna do out in the world."
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"Plus, I'd never taken a dick pic, so I had no idea--"
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"I can take it for you."
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"I can light it at the perfect angle."
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"I will send you to the Grindr-verse with a pic…"
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"…I call worthy of such a beautiful dick."
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"-You're amazing."
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"Okay. Might have to wait a little bit before it gets hard again, but--"
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"Mm-hmm?"
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"It's not… It's…"
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"Oh, well, that's a new personal best."
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"So glad you stopped by."
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"Our pleasure. Thanks for inviting us."
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"-Really interesting stuff. -Mm."
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"-Oh, I just gotta lock up in back. -Okay."
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"But I'll see you again soon, I hope!"
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"Oh my God. Kurt, Stephanie, hi."
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"-So good to see you. -Kurt! Hi!"
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"Hi."
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"-So sorry to hear about you guys. -Ah…"
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"We were gonna reach out. Even though, technically, we're Colin's friends,"
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"obviously, we care about you too."
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"Oh, I know. Thank you. What brings you to the gallery?"
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"Oh, Stanley mentioned the show to us, and thought we might like the artist."
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"I didn't know you knew Stanley. Did you meet at Colin's 50th?"
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"Yes, and then we saw each other again last night at Colin's new apartment."
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"He had a little dinner party."
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"-Anyway, it's really good to see you. -Take care, Mike."
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"Yeah, yeah."
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"Michael, I was gonna tell you."
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"Tell me what?"
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"That you went to a fucking dinner party at his new apartment?"
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"That he made his special linguine alle vongole,"
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"which I'm sure he served in the Williams-Sonoma pasta bowls,"
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"which I bought,"
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"and in what is becoming a daily occurrence,"
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"just realized are gone?"
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"How could you do that, Stanley?"
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"-He reached out, so I-- -No!"
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"No. He does not get to reach out."
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"He has lost all reaching out privileges, which you should have told him,"
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"or, better yet, not reached back."
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"Just ghosted him, like he did me."
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"Michael, please."
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"I've known him all these years."
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"I just wanted to find out his side."
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"His side?"
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"His side is that he is a sociopath"
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"who walked out on a 17-year relationship without telling me."
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"You're supposed to be my friend."
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"And Colin, despite his dinner parties and his fucking reaching out,"
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"is a very bad person."
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"Or maybe he's a good person who did a very bad thing."
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"To me!"
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"He did a very bad thing to me, your friend."
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"You don't get to have pasta with him"
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"a week after he told me it was over in a text!"
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"It actually wasn't pasta."
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"I can't believe I'm even having this conversation with you."
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"It's not a conversation. You're not letting me--"
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"You can't be friends with both of us, Stanley. You have to pick."
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"Uh-- Of course I'm your friend first, but…"
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"I shouldn't have to pick."
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"You just did."
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"Uh--"
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