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Clips from Uncoupled - Chapter 3 (S01E01)

"See? Your first night out as a single guy."
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"Didn't I tell you goin' dancin' would make you happy?"
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"Isn't it great? I don't even care that we're the oldest gays in the club."
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"-Oh shit. -No, honey. You keep dancing."
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"-We have as much right to be here-- -I think that's Colin."
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"-Well, first of all, you look fantastic. -You really do. So hot."
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"It's not him."
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"Oh, thank God."
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"I'm not even sure if I'm happy or not that that wasn't him. I need a drink."
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"Mikey, there's only one way you're gonna move on from this."
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"Yeah, it's been one whole week. Enough with the wallowing."
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"Sorry. I just think if you wanna start feelin' better,"
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"you gotta pop your Colin-cherry and get laid."
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"So eloquent. Sadly, I don't disagree."
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"So glad to know that you're both on the same page about what's best for me."
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"Uh, three vodka sodas, please."
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"What do you guys want?"
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"Look how many guys in the club are on Grindr right now."
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"You could hook up tonight and be one step closer to your future happy Michael."
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"Why are they on Grindr when they're right next to us?"
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"That's how you meet people now."
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"You've been away a long time, Rip Van Winkle."
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"Nice. Oh, I'm so not up for this."
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"I was late to the Grindr party,"
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"but it does actually cut the chitchat and get you down to business."
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"Sorry, Claire Lewis."
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"Your rich divorcée?"
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"She typically text you after midnight?"
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"Ah, she's a little demanding, but I need to keep her happy. She's my golden goose."
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"-Ooh!"
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"Twenty-something else, less than 50 feet away, very cute."
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"Billy, we are here to support our friend, not abandon him for a hookup."
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"I'm just showing him how easy it is. Oh, he's so into me."
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"Claire again? Sweetie, that is not the notification you wanna get in here."
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"I am not interested in getting back in the game,"
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"looking at naked selfies on my phone."
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"I don't want my first time to have sex with someone after 17 years with Colin"
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"to be a quick, anonymous fuck."
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"What are you lookin' for? Dinner and a movie? Come on."
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"You must've fooled around with other guys during your relationship."
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"Not really. I put the mono in monogamy."
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"Or monotony."
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"Up top."
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"-No. No. -If and when I'm ready to have…"
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"To put myself out there."
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"Oh, Jesus, I can't believe I'm even saying this."
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"I-- I want it to be a little special."
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"Good luck with that, sweetie."
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"Nowadays, special is when they still wanna have sex with you after you show up."
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"I think they're all special. Like snowflakes. No two alike."
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"You just gotta get 'em before they melt. Don't wait up, boys."
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"She can torture a metaphor, but she always gets her man-child."
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"Wait, no, no, no, no. Stay a little bit longer, please."
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"It gets lonely at night in the apartment."
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"Oh, Michael."
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"It gets better, you'll see."
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"What if it doesn't?"
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"-What if I wind up bitter and alone like-- -Careful."
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"-I was gonna say, "Like Claire." -Oh!"
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"Yeah, so sad."
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"-Oh, hey, Diane. -Hello, Michael."
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"I just got a delivery from the drugstore,"
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"and along with my medications, there was also this one for Colin."
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"Hmm. Must be his Propecia. All smoke and mirrors up there."
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"Oh. I heard you two split up."
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"And I guess it didn't end well,"
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"after seeing the way you scratched his name off the mailbox."
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"Thanks, Diane."
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"-Can you send me-- -Bye-bye now."
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"Colin's on PrEP."
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"So the thing he needs to figure out alone"
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"is how to fuck his way across New York City without getting a disease."
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"Well, I'm glad we solved that mystery."
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"Well, at least he's being responsible."
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"Do you really think this warrants a look on the bright side?"
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"Sorry. Slut!"
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"Anyway, this may be just the push I need to get off my ass"
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"and hopefully up into somebody else's."
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"Say hello to Grindr's newest Grindee."
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"-Quick turnaround! -Huh?"
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"Which, by the way, you hear a lot on Grindr."
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"Here, help me pick a photo."
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"Um…"
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"Ooh, how about this one? We just had it taken."
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"It's our company ad. If I crop out Suzanne…"
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"Mm, sorry, darling. You're a bit ragged around the eyes."
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"Suzanne looks great, though."
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"She should crop you out and put it on her profile."
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"-This is why you have no friends."
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"Hmm. Oh, here's a good one."
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"-Oh, -Ooh, post that."
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"-Okay. -Mm!"
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"Hey."
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"It's not a bar stool. You need to move so other people can use it."
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"I'm training him. I'm in the middle of a session, so easy. Let's go. Six."
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"-Six. -Come on now. Seven."
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"-Seven. Thanks. -Now bend the knees. Eight."
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"Uh, eight."
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"Let's check the grid. See who in here is on the prowl."
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"-Hmm. -Oh. Oh!"
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"-He's cute. -Mm."
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"-GreatNateEight. -Oh!"
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"Catchy, informative."
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"No Sondheim in the rhyming department, but definitely worth a quick turnaround."
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"-Nice. -Text him."
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"I'm actually doing this. Okay. Okay. Okay! Here goes."
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"How long does it usually take before--"
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"Um…"
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"-I am not hating this."
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"Uh-oh."
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"-What happened?"
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"You need a dick pic. You won't get anywhere on this without one."
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"It's like your Grindr passport photo."
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"You have a dick pic?"
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"Oh no, I believe you. You do not have to show--"
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"Relax."
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"An artist I represent did it. Something different for the people."
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"What, you actually sat for that, like Whistler's Mother?"
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"I like the kind of men it attracts."
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"For instance, I'll be in Rhinebeck antiquing,"
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