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Clips from Big Mouth (2017) - No Nut November (S05E05)

"[belt unbuckles]"
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"[unzipping]"
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"[Andrew] As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to jerk off."
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"[moans]"
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"To me, where I grew up, see, jerking off was better than sex,"
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"which none of us had had because we were kids, God damn it!"
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"By Season 5, every character was diddling their De Niro."
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"I'd whack off for two hours till my dick was bright red."
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"Then I'd stop for 20 minutes and start over again."
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"It didn't matter. Nothing mattered."
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"My best friend, Little Nicky Birch, he had it bad"
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"for this redhead firecracker named Jessi."
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"Now, Jessi, she was busy rubbing her stub to Little Nicky's big brother Judd,"
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"which was her big secret, all right?"
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"I only know about it because I'm the narrator."
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"And then there was Missy."
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"She was worm-squirming to God knows who, but she was doing it."
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"-And how could I forget Jay? -[snoring]"
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"We called him Jay because that was his name."
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"He used to be the best pillow fucker in the tri-state area."
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"But Jay, he went and did the one thing"
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"-no jerker-offer is ever supposed to do. -[sighs]"
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"He fell in love."
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"And those are just some of the intimate"
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"and very hurtful things that I'm thrilled to reveal about Jay Bilzerian."
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"Now, swipe up for a video of Jay taking a painful dump"
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"and saying his shits are too sharp."
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"What the fuck, Lola?"
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"Sending my sharp shit video around? [yells]"
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"This war with Lola is driving you crazy, Jay."
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"Want me to blow you with an ice cube in my mouth?"
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"Would that make you feel better?"
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"Yeah, it would, Brad, but I gotta be at school like half an hour ago, so…"
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"I'll be quick, sweetie. Now give baby his binky."
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"Oh, yeah!"
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"-Goo-goo, ga-ga. -Okay…"
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"I got two hard teeth coming in."
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"-Yeah! -Both on the bottom."
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"-Yeah! That's what I deserve. -[knock at door]"
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"Shit! Mom, not now! I'm getting blown in here!"
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"[yells] What do you want?"
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"[Lola's voice] Look down, ass clown."
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"What the fuck?"
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"Well, well, well. If it isn't me, Pillola!"
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"Pillola?"
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"Pillow and Lola in one, motherfucker!"
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"Get the fuck out of my head!"
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"You're the one who can't stop thinking about me."
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"You're, like, totally obsessed."
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"Oh, shit! Oh, shit! Get out of my brain!"
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"We live in your head now."
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"We're never leaving."
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"Because we have squatter's rights!"
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"Squat!"
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"[screaming] God damn it, Lola!"
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"[gasps]"
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"[pants]"
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"Ahh! Fuck!"
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"["Changes" by Charles Bradley plays]"
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"♪ I'm goin' through changes! ♪"
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"♪ I'm goin' through changes! ♪"
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"♪ Oh! ♪"
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"♪ In my life ♪"
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"♪ Oh! Ooh! Ooh! ♪"
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"[school bell rings]"
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"Hubba, hubba, who's the new girl?"
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"Rick, that's Jessi, she's one of my best friends."
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"Uh, your boner called, it wants its phone back!"
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"Hey, no. It's not like that. Do you remember when I tried to kiss her?"
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"-No! -It almost ruined our friendship."
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"Okay, but you still want to eat her poon with an ice cream spoon. [wags tongue]"
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"-Hey! No! -[grunts]"
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"You are my hormone monster and you'll do what I say!"
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"-[chomps] -Hey, stop that!"
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"[grunts]"
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"I'm sorry, but you made me do that."
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"I'll fucking kill you."
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"-Excuse me, what'd you say? -Nothing, baby. Have fun in school!"
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"-Andrew, just listen to me. -Jay, you're talkin' like a maniac."
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"What's this called again?"
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"No Nut November."
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"It's a challenge for your mind and your dick."
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"Wait… It's called "No Nut November"?"
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"-Yeah! You don't come the entire month. -What?"
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"Everybody's doing it. Chris Pratt, Anthony Mackie,"
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"the dad from Father of the Bride…"
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"-Whoa. -Guy Fieri…"
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"I mean, everybody! We should do it too!"
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"-Should we? -Yes, please!"
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"I need something to distract me from shit-ass Lola!"
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"But, Jay, it sounds awful."
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"[chuckles] I mean, why would anybody not jerk off for a month?"
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"You gotta get the poison out. Am I right?"
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"-What? -Do you think of it as poison? The liquid?"
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"I think of it as mayo, hold the sandwich."
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"Hey, don't take my word for it."
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"Listen to comedy star turned jacked manbeast Kumail Nanjiani."
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"Now I'm intrigued."
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"[grunts] What's up, Kumaniacs!"
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"-Wonder if it catches on. -No."
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"That's right. It's your boy Kumail here to preach the gospel of No Nut November."
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"-Look, I used to fap all the time. -[Jay] Yeah."
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"In my house, on the red carpet, in my car before going into the bank."
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"-[Andrew] Wow! -I was a slave to my seed! [grunts]"
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"But ever since I stopped nutting, my life's been Mark Wahlberg good!"
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"[Jay] Fuck, yeah!"
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"So, what are the rules? Easy."
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"One month of no sex, no masturbation, no wet dreams,"
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"-no nutting in any form! -Fuck!"
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"Even that involuntary pre-cum you get in a bank parking lot."
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"[grunts] So cork that cock, stay rock-soft,"
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"and I'll see you for Decimate Your Dick December!"
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"[grunts]"
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"-[Maury] Whoa! -Ahh!"
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"-Fucking incredible, right? -Honestly, it's a great ad for walnuts."
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"Be that as it may, I'd like to say that No Nut November demonizes masturbation,"
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"which is a perfectly healthy activity."
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"That's what my doctor says, and she has one long gray braid."
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"Missy's right, this whole thing sounds stupid."
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"Besides, I couldn't last more than a few days anyway."
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