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Clips from United States of Al (2021) - Repair/Tarmim (S01E01)

": W-Whoa, what happened to you?"
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"I don't remember."
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"You look like you slept in the woods."
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"Now I remember."
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"I'm worried about you, sis."
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"You usually make it to a bed, even if it's not yours."
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"Riley, you are getting a call from someone"
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"named "Soul Crusher.""
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"It's Vanessa."
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"Oh."
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"Hey, what's up?"
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"Okay, well, where is it leaking from?"
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"Just look at it and see where the water's coming out."
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"Did she turn the water off? She's got to turn the water off."
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"I got this."
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"Turn the water off."
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"No, don't call a plumber."
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"'Cause I can fix it."
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"No, I'm not paying for a plumber."
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"I'm coming over right now."
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"If I say that I'm coming, I'm coming."
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"Okay, bye."
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"Well, there goes my morning."
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"Right, 'cause you had plans."
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"What are you doing?"
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"I want to look nice for Vanessa."
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"Come here. I will splash some water on you, too."
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"It's not a party. We're fixing something."
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"Yes, we are."
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"We are fixing your marriage."
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"Then we will have a party."
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"I turned the water off."
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"You can tell your dad to stop texting me."
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"Hello, Vanessa."
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"Hey, Al.Where's Hazel?"
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"Oh, she's at my folks'."
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"Oh, I was really hoping to see her."
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"I just needed a weekend off. I worked 60 hours this week."
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"Al, don't be weird."
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"I'm-a go check the water heater."
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"You have a very beautiful home."
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"Oh, thank you."
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"Ah, I see that you have the rug I sent you."
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"Oh, I really love it. Thanks again."
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"It looks really nice where you have it in the hallway."
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"I thought so, too."
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"But..."
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"I think it would look even better in the living room."
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"Um, yeah, maybe."
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"Ah. Let us see."
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"Uh, can I get you something?"
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"Maybe some tea?"
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"Oh, you never have to ask an Afghan if they want tea."
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"They do."
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"Traditionally, men get green tea and women are served black tea."
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"Oh, I don't have any green tea."
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"Oh, that is okay."
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"I am confident in my masculinity."
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"But if you ever serve my Uncle Dawood black tea,"
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"he would never come back to your house."
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"How about I get you some fruit juice?"
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"Now, that is a drink for men."
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"Oh, this looks so much better."
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"Hmm."
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"Lose something?"
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"Don't worry about it."
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"Geez. Hope you find your manners in there."
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"Why do you got so much stuff in your purse?"
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"What am I, a guest on your podcast?"
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"I lost Michael's dog tags."
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"Oh..."
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"Well, okay, don't worry. They'll turn up."
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"Oh, yeah, here they are."
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"Oh, really? No!"
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"Well, where'd you lose them?"
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"I don't know. That's what "lost" means."
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"I'm surprised. I just never seen you take them off."
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"I don't. I had them on last night"
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"and I went to the party and then"
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"they must have fallen off somewhere."
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"Well, no problem. Where was this party?"
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"It was out by Walnut Creek."
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"That's just woods. Who has a party in the woods?"
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"Bad people. Who do you think?"
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"All right."
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"Let's go find them.There's no way."
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"Not without assistance.What do you mean?"
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"I got a friend. Walk with me."
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"Bertha, we need your help."
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"Your friend is a rifle?"
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"That's Emily."
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"Bertha's my metal detector."
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"Hello, darling."
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"There's a reason you're not dating."
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"Thank you.Mm-hmm."
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"You know, my mother's cousin made this rug."
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"When Riley told me how special you were,"
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"I commissioned him to weave a rug that would be"
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"a testament to your love."
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"You see these two birds?Mm-hmm."
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"That one is you and that one is Riley."
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"It's very nice."
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"Flying above the clouds of trouble."
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"Al, I don't want to put you in the middle of our problems."
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"Oh, I am already in the middle."
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"See this little flower between the two birds?"
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"That is me."
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"Do you think you should maybe go check on Riley?"
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"No."
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"I-I appreciate"
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"how much you want to help, but we tried."
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"We couldn't make it work."
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"Do you think you tried hard enough?"
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"He's the one who didn't try hard enough."
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"Hmm. That might be true."
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"He was probably exhausted from war."
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"There was a lot of walking."
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"All he had to do was show me he wanted to be a part"
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"of this family and he couldn't."
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"I can hear how painful that is for you,"
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