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Clips from Project X

"Behind me is Thomas Kub's house. Today is Thomas Kub's birthday."
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"And this is Project X, yo."
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"(SINGING) Hey, we want some pussy"
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"(HUMMING)"
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"Hey, we want some pussy"
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"Birthday cake. Mm."
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"- Dax, my dick is gonna get so wet tonight. - Excuse me."
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"Shit. Um, Mrs. Kub, I thought you guys left already."
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"- So, what's getting wet tonight? - Uh..."
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"Nothing. I'm sorry about that, Mrs. Kub."
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"- Who's your friend? - Don't worry about him."
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"We're shooting this birthday movie for Thomas."
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"Like this day-in-the-life type thing. No big deal."
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"He's still in the shower."
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"See you later."
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"(WHISPERING) Fuck me, that was close."
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"Dax."
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"(SHOWER RUNNING)"
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"(IN NORMAL VOICE) Happy birthday, motherfucker!"
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"Whoa, shit! What the fuck, dude?"
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"COSTA: What the fuck? - I'm jerking off to your mom."
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"COSTA: So, dude, it's your last day of being a loser. How does it feel?"
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"THOMAS: You're such a dick, Costa."
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"Shit never gets old."
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"(WIZ KHALIFA'S "WHEN I'M GONE" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)"
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"COSTA (SINGING): Wait for another day"
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"What's up, Dax? How'd they rope you into this?"
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"He's one of J.B.'s guys from Gay-V Club."
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"He's a fucking weirdo, I know, but he's a solid shooter."
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"And he's gonna make us look pimp, and you fucking better."
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"DAD: Thomas, get down here!"
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"Oh, shit. Let's go."
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"(MUSIC STOPS)"
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"COSTA: You said your parents would be gone by 7."
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"I don't wanna go talk to your fucking dad."
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"DAD: No food in the living room. Your mother will kill me and I'll have to kill you."
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"- Here's 40 bucks for pizza, okay? THOMAS: Oh, cool."
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"DAD: You guys can have that. Knock yourself out."
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"Back door or turn the alarm system off."
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"And look, Thomas, I'm not an idiot. I know you're gonna have friends over."
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"- Dad, what do you think is gonna happen? - Mr. Kub, honestly, we have no..."
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"Mm-mm. I'm sorry. Who are you?"
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"THOMAS: This is Dax. DAD: What is this?"
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"THOMAS: He's shooting a movie for my birthday, you know, a little present."
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"DAD: Didn't know you had Goth friends. THOMAS: He's just a friend from school."
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"DAD: Four or five friends, tops."
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"I'm just asking that you please respect my house, okay?"
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"THOMAS: All right, fine."
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"DAD: So leave the gate open for the gardener."
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"And I know I don't need to tell you, but my car is off limits."
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"- Yeah, Dad, I know. - Good. Okay."
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"The pool heater, don't touch it."
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"And also, guys, do not go in my office, right?"
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"I have three projects I'm working on. I don't want anybody in there, clear?"
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"- Get out, out, out. THOMAS: Dad..."
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"Nothing goes in here, right?"
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"Where's your mom? I'm gonna get the bags."
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"DAD: What's going on? What's the matter?"
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"- I'm just worried. - About what?"
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"I don't know. Thomas, leaving him alone all weekend."
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"Oh, please, stop it. Come on, honey. He's 17 years old."
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"That's what I'm worried about."
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"Let's be realistic here, okay?"
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"This is Thomas we're talking about. He's not exactly Mr. Popular."
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"- What is that supposed to mean? - I'm just saying that he's not that type of kid."
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"He's got a couple of friends. They're gonna hang out, but they're not gonna do anything."
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"He's a sweet kid, but..."
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"...he's a loser."
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"ALL (SINGING): Happy birthday to you"
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"(PARENTS APPLAUDING)"
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"DAD: Happy birthday, Thomas. - Whoo! Yay!"
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"DAD: All right, honey, car is here."
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"- Boys, gotta get to school. THOMAS: Cool."
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"Hold on. We gotta give Thomas his birthday present."
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"How cool is it that Thomas was born on your anniversary?"
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"What a great anniversary gift, a baby."
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"MOM: Happy birthday, sweetie. THOMAS: Ahh."
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"- Mom's minivan? Nice. DAD: Yeah."
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"It's just for school and back. That's it, right?"
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"- Yes. Thank you so much. - Cool, right? You have a car now."
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"THOMAS: I know. - Okay."
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"And, Milo, you take good care of Thomas, okay? Momma's gonna miss you."
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"- Okay, bye. - All right, see you guys."
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"Every one of my phone calls gets answered, right?"
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"- Yeah, I know. - Every one. Okay."
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"- All right, have fun. COSTA: Bye."
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"THOMAS: Happy anniversary."
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"Get off me, you little faggot dog."
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"- Yeah! - It's on, motherfuckers!"
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"- Whoo! THOMAS: Dude, chill out. Goddamn."
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"COSTA: It was really cool of your mom and dad to clean it out and wash it for you."
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"It's a free car. I'm not about to complain about a free car."
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"It's not even a car. It's a fucking minivan. We can't even roll in this."
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"Dude, too bad your dad didn't give you the Benz. That'd have been sick."
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"You know what, you're right, Costa. Let's just take your car."
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"- Oh, you don't have one. - Good fucking joke, good fucking joke."
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"COSTA: So, dog, you ready for tonight?"
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"THOMAS: I actually wanna talk to you about that, you know, before we jump into it."
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"COSTA: I knew it. You're bitching out. THOMAS: What?"
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"What? Dude, I'm not bitching out."
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"Thomas is bitching out like the little bitch that he is."
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"THOMAS: Fuck you. - Oh, my God."
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"(THOMAS LAUGHING)"
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"- Oh, shit. - We need this party. You need this party."
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"THOMAS: I'm just nervous. What if nobody shows up? What if it sucks?"
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"COSTA: That's not an option. People will show up."
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"Look at J.B. He's like a little fat Rain Man, texting away."
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"(HORN HONKS)"
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"THOMAS: Dude, stop. COSTA: You're telling me he doesn't need this?"
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"Holy shit, dude. Your parents gave you the minivan? That's awesome!"
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"- Yeah. - Hey, Costa. Hey, Dax."
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"BRENDAN: That isn't happening. That's not real."
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"THOMAS: Uh, excuse me... GIRL: Sorry."
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"Hey, can I get to my locker right there?"
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"Dude, why are you staring at my dick?"
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"(ALL LAUGHING)"
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"I wasn't. My locker's there. Can I get to it?"
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"- Whatever, you fucking weirdo. COSTA: Dude, just let it go. Just come on."
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"- Hey, that's a sweet minivan, soccer mom. - See? See what I told you?"
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"(SCHOOL BELL RINGS)"
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