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Clips from The Great North - Romantic Meat-Based Adventure (S01E01)

"♪ Nature and stuff ♪"
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"-♪ Like a rock ♪ -♪ And a tree ♪"
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"♪ Oh, the Great North ♪"
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"♪ Way up here, you can breathe the air ♪"
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"♪ Catch some fish ♪"
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"♪ Or gaze at a bear ♪"
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"♪ Wow ♪"
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"♪ Oh, the Great North ♪"
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"♪ Here we live, oh, oh ♪"
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"♪ Here we'll stay, oh, whoo ♪"
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"♪ From longest night to longest day ♪"
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"♪ In the Great North. ♪"
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"Thanks for the ride home from the mall, Steven."
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"Sure, any time."
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"I mean, anytime you're at the mall."
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"Because, otherwise, how could I drive you home from there?"
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"Oh, great point, and I love... points."
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"Well, that movie was fun."
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"-Yeah. -So, uh, this is off topic,"
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"but, um, could I kiss you?"
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"Uh, yeah, big time."
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"♪ ♪"
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"-(Judy exclaiming) -Oh, no! Are you okay, Judy?"
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"-Uh... -Do you need some help?"
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"No, no, I'm all set."
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"I just wanted to lie on the ground"
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"and gather my thoughts about the evening."
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"I-- Yeah, okay, I guess I'll, I'll just, I'll just go."
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"Oh, sounds good."
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"So just have a great year."
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"Or keep in touch, actually, is what I meant to say."
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"-Or stay in school. -Okay."
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"Uh, bye?"
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"Judy tootie, fresh and fruity, how's it dangling?"
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"That is a very fun new greeting,"
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"imaginary best friend Alanis Morissette."
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"I'm just gonna dive right in here"
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"with how it is actually dangling."
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"Is this about the big group movie date you went on tonight?"
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"Yes. Did you happen to see me maybe..."
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"Fall off the porch when Steven Huang tried to kiss you?"
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"And then pretend that you like laying on the ground?"
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"And then say "stay in school"?"
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"-So you saw? -I saw."
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"It started out so great."
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"You see, on the group date, Steven and I went in together--"
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"financially-- on a plus-size movie treat."
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"Does anyone want to share a jumbo Minty Mints?"
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"(in slow motion): I do."
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"(in slow motion): Oh! (laughing)"
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"Due to our mint-sharing agreement, Steven and I"
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"had to sit next to each other and the next thing you know,"
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"there were a... more than usual number"
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"-of fingers in that box. -ALANIS: I'm not sure you know"
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"what you're saying, Judy, but continue."
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"Plus he wears cologne"
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"like a young millionaire,"
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"and it makes him smell like..."
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"like if a hamburger went ahead"
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"and just took a bath."
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"So my senses were..."
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"-overwhelmed, you get it. -Overwhelmed, I get it."
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"But then when he went in for the big K-I-S-S,"
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"I just couldn't do it because of, because of--"
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"-The incident? -Yes, the incident."
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"Let me paint a picture for you."
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"-Oh, good, the story again. -There I was,"
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"standing near my locker with my seventh grade"
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"boyfriend, Anderson Guffstafsen."
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"Two sweet, crazy tweens"
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"unaware of the tragedy that was about to befall them."
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"The hallway cleared. Anderson leaned in for a kiss."
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"But just then, a breeze blew through,"
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"and a bunch of his gorgeous blond hair"
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"blew right into my mouth."
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"It was my first kiss-- I didn't know"
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"what I was feeling and I thought"
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"that's what Frenching felt like."
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"I mean, it's France, so I just kept kissing."
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"And then I realized his hair was lodged in my braces."
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"And when I say "lodged," I mean"
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""lodged"-- we had to walk to the nurse's office like that!"
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"It was the longest walk of my life."
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"Teachers let kids come out of the classrooms to gawk."
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"The school nurse had to cut Anderson's beautiful"
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"locks out of my mouth."
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"And then the dentist had to temporarily"
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"remove my braces to get the rest of the hair out!"
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"Sure, I got two prizes when it was all over."
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"A bouncy ball and a plastic spider ring"
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"that would also get caught in my braces months later."
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"But Anderson and I both decided"
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"that it was best to go our separate ways"
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"and I haven't been able to kiss anyone since."
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"-Huh. -What do you mean, "huh"?"
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"Well, I know that story's why you say"
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"you haven't kissed anyone since,"
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"but don't you think that maybe your tendency"
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"to avoid relationships is, I don't know, genetic?"
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"-What?! -I'm just saying your dad"
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"hasn't dated anyone since your mom left."
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"Well, yeah, but that was pretty recently very many years ago."
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"And for a long time, he pretended she was dead"
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"so he wouldn't have to get back out there."
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"Well, he stopped doing that now."
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"And how many dates has he been on since he stopped pretending?"
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"Mm, well, that would be zero, Alanis,"
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"and I feel like you knew that and that was a gotcha question."
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"See, he let one bad experience"
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"prevent him from ever trying to find love again."
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"And now here you are doing pretty much"
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"-the same thing, right? -Uh, well..."
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"I mean, not kissing anyone sounds like a great way"
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"to never get hurt and then die alone"
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"clutching a photograph of someone you never kissed."
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"Oh, God, I don't want Dad to die alone like that!"
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"I was talking more about you, but..."
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"No, you're right. I got to get going"
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"-on fixing my dad right away. -Okay."
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"Dumb Alanis, my dad isn't gonna die alone."
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