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Clips from Weeds - If You Work for a Living, Then Why Do You Kill Yourself Working? (S04E04)

"It didn't strike you as odd..."
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"...that strange men were shuttling packages out of there all day long?"
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"Of course it struck me as odd, but I didn't ask any questions..."
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"...because a paycheck is a paycheck."
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"There is no law against being the unwitting participant in a crime..."
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"...if there is no prior knowledge of said crime."
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"Thank you for that fascinating tidbit."
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"You know, I don't actually turn 18 until 10:47..."
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"...so we got another 15 minutes to break the law."
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"We really shouldn't be wasting it by talking."
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"- Who's that? - Damn it, he said noon."
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"- Who said noon? - Just get dressed."
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"- Hey, guys. - Oh, this is nice."
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"- Very nice. - What are you doing here?"
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"Rad told me it was a special occasion. Your boyfriend's birthday?"
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"Rad, I want you to leave the room and shut the door behind you, okay?"
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"Hey, twinkie. Smile. Family-court judge is gonna love this."
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"Sole custody is the only thing that makes sense."
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"Rad shouldn't have to shuttle to Napa..."
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"...just because you fell in love with some tramp from Trefethen."
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"- Well, I still love my kid. - Then live near him."
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"You took the cheese store."
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"You took this house. You're not taking my son."
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"- You left us. - I left you."
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"I wanna make sure someone's looking after my son..."
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"...while you're banging 'N Sync."
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"Funny, you were never concerned about that while you were cheating."
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"I wouldn't have cheated if you weren't a bitch."
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"That's great. Blame me."
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"- Sorry, dude. - Yeah."
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"- You leaving? - I want you out of here."
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"- Fuck you. - Yeah."
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"- Just great. I want you out of here. - See you."
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"- Get out. - Well, I'm her legal repre --"
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"Get out or I'll fucking throw you through the window."
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"- It's okay, Dean, go. - No, it is definitely not okay. I'm her --"
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"Okay -- This is a flagrant miscarriage of justice."
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"My partner is dead."
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"Oh, my God."
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"His body was found hanging on the border fence."
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"He didn't have a fucking face."
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"No face?"
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"Who owns the tunnel?"
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"Who owns the fucking tunnel?"
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"You tell me now!"
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"- I don't know. - Bullshit!"
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"Who's Guillermo's boss?"
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"Who's the fucking animal on the other side of the fence?"
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"I wasn't on the other side of the fence. I was on this side."
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"I'm gonna get this guy, with or without you."
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"And I'm gonna kill him."
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"After I kill everyone he loves."
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"And I'm gonna do it alone."
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"And if I find out..."
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"...you made me go the long way..."
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"...I'm gonna kill you too."
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"He was my partner."
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"No "buso" directo?"
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"How muchos tickets do I need?"
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"- That chicken just sneezed on me. - Then to Mixtepec."
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"What about Sitio de Perdido?"
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"That's where I need to go. That's where my daughter is."
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"Give them to your daughter."
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"Beautiful movie star? Kathleen Turner. Body Heat. Is it you?"
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"Of course it's me."
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"But don't tell anyone. I'm researching a film."
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"You know, donkey here was an actor in live show."
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"- Oh, you don't say. - No, I say."
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"Then he got replaced by a younger donkey..."
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"Time is cruel."
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"Hey, Mom."
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"- You didn't have to have her deported. - Oh, but you had to screw her, right?"
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"Yeah, she's hot. But the INS?"
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"She wouldn't fuck me, but she fucked you."
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"Well, fuck her. And fuck you!"
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"That was really awful, Doug, even for you."
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"There are rules among men, Andy. Codes."
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"You don't have sex with your friend's girl. Ever. Code breaker."
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"You had sex with Celia, your friend Dean's wife."
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"So who's the original code breaker, code breaker?"
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"- Me. I'm a code breaker. - Me too. Me too."
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"- Sorry, man. - Yeah, I'm sorry too. I'm sorry."
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"I really liked her."
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"No, you didn't really "like her" like her. She was a fantasy."
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"You're still too in love with Dana to "like" like anyone."
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"Well, you're in love with Nancy."
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"- I'm not in love with Nancy. - You so are."
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"Why else would you put up with all her crap?"
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"I...."
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"The kids."
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"My brother."
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"Nancy."
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"I don't love Nancy, okay? Shut up."
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"- You shut up. - So you shut up."
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"Hold that thought."
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"Oh, hi, Silas, son of my dead brother."
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"Where?"
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"Okay. Okay. Yeah, I'll see you soon."
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"- I gotta go. - You wanna smoke out first?"
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"I can't. Shit's blowing up."
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"How come you always have shit blowing up?"
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"Where's my shit? I used to have shit."
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"It used to blow up all the time. Now nothing. Shit just sits there."
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"That's some tough shit."
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"Shit."
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"- You sure it won't get towed? - It's a secure lot. It'll be fine for a night."
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"Put the sandwiches in the freezer, and then as soon as I reach Doug..."
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"...we'll move it all to his house."
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"Happy birthday, Silas."
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"Holy shit."
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"That's right. Happy birthday. I'm such a phasehead."
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"Why didn't you say anything? Eighteen, right?"
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"- It's not a big deal. - Sure it's a big deal."
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"Could you stop playing that fucking piano?"
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"- Well, look who's not in jail. - Told you I'd be back."
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"- What happened? - Nothing."
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"They asked me a few questions, sent me home."
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"- I'm just a salesgirl. - Sure you are."
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"Happy birthday, Silas."
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"Have a good time with Lisa tonight."
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