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Clips from Bob Hearts Abishola (2019) - We Were Beggars, Now We Are Choosers (S01E01)

"Previously on Bob Hearts Abishola..."
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"Let me introduce my oldest son Chukwuemeka."
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"You can call me Chuey."
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"You can call him Chukwuemeka."
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"I want you to know, if this works out,"
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"I will allow you to keep your job."
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"Thank you."
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"As long as dinner is on the table when I come home,"
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"there's no problem."
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"[laughs]"
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"Oh, I think there is a problem."
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"Yes, Auntie, I know, he's very polite..."
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"and successful..."
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"Bob?...and young and handsome."
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"Not Bob."
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"Okay, Auntie, I must go. I am in the middle of surgery."
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"Okay. Okay."
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"Auntie, my patient is close to death."
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"Okay."
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"And goodbye."
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"Ugh. I wish she would stay out of my business."
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"She's a very nosy woman."
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"Now, who is this young and handsome man?"
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"Remember the pharmacist I told you about?"
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"Chukwuemeka?"
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"Chukwa-who?"
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"Chukwuemeka. In Nigeria it's a very common name."
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"Get out of here."
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"Yes. There are many famous Chukwuemekas."
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"Chukwuemeka Onyemachi.Chukwuemeka Ojukwu."
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"Chukwuemeka Nwadike.Chukwuemeka Woke."
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"Okay, I believe you."
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"Anyway, what's going on with your Chukwuemeka?"
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"His mother asked"
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"my auntie to give him a second chance,"
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"but I don't really like him."
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"You don't need to like him."
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"He's Nigerian, young, handsome, virile,"
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"and a pharmacist at the CVS."
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"How do you know he's virile?"
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"Are you deaf? He's Nigerian."
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"What about Bob?"
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"I don't know."
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"Now that his mother had a stroke,"
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"he has more important things on his mind."
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"Well, if he's snoozing, he's losing."
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"I heard that on the Seinfeld. Jerry said it to Kramer."
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"Honey, you need to think of this"
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"like a horse race."
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"Let Bob and Chukwa-whatever run around the track"
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"and see which one pulls ahead."
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"There is no race. I'm not the Kentucky Derby."
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"Ooh, we should make bets."
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"I will give you three-to-one odds on the Bob."
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"Are you crazy?"
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"I ain't betting against no African in a footrace."
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"Four-to-one."
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"Now you got a bet."
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"Chupacabra could pull a hammy."
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"Excuse me, you are discussing my life."
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"If you want a piece of this, show me the money."
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"Jerry Maguire. It's his catchphrase."
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"["Ifanla" by Sola Akingbola playing]"
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"BOB: Ow!"
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"Damn it, Mom!"
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"What happened?"
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"I tried to eat one of her carrots"
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"and she stabbed me with a fork."
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"Let me see. Oh, she didn't break the skin."
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"Still hurts."
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"Serves you right for stealing food from a handicapped person."
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"Did she sleep through the night?"
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"She got up twice to pee and we made it to the bathroom once."
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"She'll get better."
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"I hope so. I'm so tired, I'm gonna cry."
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"You American men and your sensitive feelings."
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"It's a figure of speech."
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"Whatever it is, it is very unattractive."
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"Don't say it again."
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"Sorry."
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"I have a short break this afternoon."
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"If your brother or sister could stay with your mom,"
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"maybe we can get some tea."
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"I wish I could. I got meetings stacked up all day."
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"Oh, okay, well, maybe another time."
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"Um, excuse me, I'll go check on your mother."
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"Hey, tell her I went for a tetanus shot."
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"I'll tell her you cry like a girl."
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"Hello, Mrs. Wheeler. How are you feeling?"
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"Pretty good. Look,"
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"I'm eating with my dead arm."
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"Wonderful. Yeah."
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"Next step, clapping."
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"Like half a log."
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"I don't know what that means."
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"Mm, don't worry about it."
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"So what's going on with you and my son? Oh."
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"We are both very busy people."
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"This is not the time."
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"Well, make the time."
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"Otherwise, you're gonna end up like me,"
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"a lonely old woman with a faded tramp stamp."
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"I've seen it. It's a beautiful butterfly."
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"Yeah, well, right now it looks like"
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"it's trying to fly out of my adult diaper."
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"Listen, Abishola."
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"You can't wait for Bob,"
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"you can't wait for any man."
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"Live your life."
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"That's good advice. Thank you."
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"And we'll still be friends either way."
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"Of course. [gasps]"
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"As a matter of fact, when I get better,"
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"I'm gonna take you on one of those mother-daughter cruises."
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"What about your daughter?Eh."
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"You'll love it. They've got"
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"gambling, dance contests,"
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"costume nights."
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"[gasps] I could go as Angelina Jolie"
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"and you could be one of my orphans."
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