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Clips from American Auto - Charity Dinner (S01E01)

"No, I don't do blood. Mm-mm."
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"All right. Oh, God. Oh, God. This is gonna need stitches."
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"- Really? - Yes."
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"- Oh, no. - Oh. Oh, I'm sorry."
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"Yeah."
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"Let's get you to the emergency room."
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"- Really? You sure? - Yes. Oh, God."
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"There will be other nights."
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"I probably need to be surgically removed"
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"from these Spanx. - Okay."
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"- Keep pressure on it. - I will. I will."
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"Oh, my God, it's McGarry."
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"Now he shows up?"
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"Aren't we leaving?"
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"Sweetheart?"
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"Darling, I'm--"
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"Hospital. Yes. Mm-hmm."
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"- Darling? - Mm-hmm."
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"- Darling? - Mm-hmm. Right."
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"- Darling? - Yes, yes. Yes."
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"- Well, where are we going? - The exit."
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"- The exit's that way. - Oh, yeah."
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"No, that one is closer, but--Soren?"
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"Hi! Soren."
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"Richard, this is Soren McGarry, the chairman of the board."
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"- Hi. - Soren, this is Richard."
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"Richard, pleased to meet you."
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"Oh! - Oh, I cut myself."
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"- Oh, oh. Are you-- - It's nothing."
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"- It's actually really deep. - He exaggerates."
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"Oh, what are you two over here conspiring about?"
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"We were just talking"
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"about the future of the auto industry."
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"Charlie here has some pretty interesting ideas."
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"Oh, really? Yeah, I do, too."
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"I have--I have lots of them-- I was actually hoping"
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"to share some of them with you here tonight."
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"Katherine, I really think-- I'm sorry, I should go."
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"Yeah. Why don't you just wait right over there?"
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"It'll be ten seconds, I promise."
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"- Right. - Okay, okay."
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"- Sure. - All right."
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"I'll be out in a minute."
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"I have been thinking that an electric-model Pika,"
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"I mean, even if it's not profitable,"
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"well, um, uh..."
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"well, um, would help cultivate our, uh"
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"our--our--our image,"
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"um, you know, as a progressive--"
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"I had to cut a massive check to get myself"
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"out of the whole Hector situation."
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"I think that was their plan from the start."
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"Lure the suckers in with the eye candy"
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"and then lump them with a dud and make them pay up."
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"When describing a young boy,"
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"maybe try not using the phrase "eye candy.""
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"- Okay. - Hey, Wes."
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"Want to come with us to get some drinks?"
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"Oh, uh, I'm sure my family"
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"wants me to do something with them."
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"They'll be fine."
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"Yeah. Thanks."
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"You know your family sucks, by the way."
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"Hey, what's--what's going on?"
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"I'm waiting for a room."
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"Richard says we should take a couple of nights apart."
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"At least I think that's what he said."
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"His texting hand has six stitches,"
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"so it's mostly gibberish."
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"I'm--I'm so sorry."
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"I didn't know about the India thing."
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"Do you think I'm a selfish person?"
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"Selfish? No. Um..."
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"- I know that I am. - Hmm."
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"My first husband used to say,"
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""How can you be married to me"
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"when you're already married to yourself?""
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"That's why he's your ex."
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"Well, name me the successful CEO who isn't a little selfish."
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"You know, the winner of the rat race isn't the rat"
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"who's, you know, spending her time"
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"thinking about all the other rats' feelings?"
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"They should put that on a poster."
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"- Yeah? - Yeah."
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"It felt good."
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"Tom Bergeron is having a party in his suite."
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"Want to get weird?"
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"Nah, I'm--I'm pretty tired. I think I'm just gonna pass."
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"You should go, though. - You sure?"
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"Yeah. Yeah, yeah, have fun. I'll call you."
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"All right."
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"See ya."
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"Hey, you coming?"
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"- Definitely. - Yeah, boy!"
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"- Yeah, boy! - Yeah, boy!"
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"I'm never gonna die!"
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"This is Michigan Mentor's website, okay?"
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"It's all Andre."
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"No sign of Hector, of course. You know why?"
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"- I-- - 'Cause he's an absolute dud."
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"Hey, I meant to tell you earlier,"
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"you--you look good tonight."
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"Do I normally look like a garbage person?"
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"No, no. You always look good,"
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"but tonight you look more good."
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"- Thank you. - Whoo! Who is thirsty?"
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"Me!"
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"Hey, you guys should try this."
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"I've never done this before."
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"How do you like me now, Bergeron?"
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