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Clips from American Auto - Charity Dinner (S01E01)

"Our top story tonight-- Detroit's elite"
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"is out in force at the Roydon Hotel"
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"for an evening of glitz, glamour, and good causes."
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"No, that's not the Oscars you're seeing."
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"It's guests arriving"
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"to the 65th Annual Payne Foundation Fundraising Gala."
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"For those lucky enough to make it"
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"onto the star-studded invitation list,"
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"it'll be a night of elegance, class, and high fashion"
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"on what has become"
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"one of Motor City's most glamorous nights."
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"Three, two..."
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"- Ooh, I'm pulling. - You got to pull it harder."
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"Oh, you're gonna dislocate my shoulder!"
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"- Oh, my God! I'm so sorry. - Just use it. Use it."
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"That's right. Whoo! [bleep], I'm sweating."
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"♪ Bom bom bom-bom-bom-bom-bom ♪"
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"♪ Buh buh bom-bom-bom buh bom-bom-bom-bom ♪"
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"Oh."
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"Check that out."
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"Excuse me, ma'am. I'm looking for my friend Sadie."
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"She's about your height and-- Oh, my God!"
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"Uh-huh. Is it too much?"
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"No! Turn around."
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"Ooh! - You like it?"
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"I just can't believe you dress"
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"the way you normally do when you're capable of this."
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"How do I normally dress?"
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"Hey, guys, check it out."
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"Gangster faces! Ahh!"
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"Does he think people enjoy him?"
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"Or does he know they don't and that's the point?"
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"I don't know. It's probably an unhealthy mix of both."
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"Well, it's time to face the music."
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"Oh, we can go around. We don't have to--"
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"Believe me. I gain no pleasure from this."
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"Took the glasses off."
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"The name is Cyrus Knight. C-Y-R..."
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"us."
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"Thank you. What's up? Thank you."
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"Ari Harman, two years on the board,"
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"loves scuba diving, third wife disappeared"
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"under suspicious circumstances in Thailand."
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"Third wife, Barbados."
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"But you were close. - Damn it."
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"Don't worry-- as long as you know"
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"all the board members' names, you're gonna be fine."
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"No, if they want to replace me, fine isn't good enough."
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"I've got to blow them away."
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"Well, if it's worth anything,"
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"I think you're doing a really good job."
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"It's worth almost nothing, but thank you."
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"You're welcome."
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"Just close your eyes and imagine a chessboard."
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"They're all pawns, but you're the queen."
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"You can move any direction you want."
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"You can move multiple spaces."
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"You're gonna gobble them up"
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"before they even know what hit them."
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"Okay. All right, I'm a queen."
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"- I'm a queen. - They're pawns."
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"- Mm-hmm. - It's helping. It's good."
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"Good. I got your back, Katherine."
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"This is what we do. - Yeah."
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"Yeah, and everybody's gonna love us."
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"Yeah, I mean, we are pretty amazing party guests."
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"- We are. - Everyone says it."
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"I'm not bragging. It's what everyone says."
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"- Okay. - All right, who's next?"
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"I don't think that's a board member."
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"Ah, you won! This is a trick question."
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"This is actually a young James Earl Jones."
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"Can you believe he was that hot?"
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"- Wow. - Yes."
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"♪"
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"Hey."
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"Wow. You look--"
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"Thanks. You look, uh, too."
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"- You remember Michelle? - I do."
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"She was my co-star in a commercial."
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"I was the hot mom with the sexy husband."
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"- I remember. - Yeah."
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"- Super hot. - Thank you."
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"You were really good in that. Um, made me want to buy a car."
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"- Thank you. - You're welcome."
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"- We're gonna go to the bar. - Mm-hmm."
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"- Yeah. Yeah. - I got to do a thing."
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"You're a really beautiful woman."
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"We get so little time to talk at the board meetings."
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"I had no idea we had this much in common, Helen."
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"I know. It's so funny."
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"I'm like, "Third wheel alert.""
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"Maybe you guys should get married."
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"Okay, I really need to go bid"
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"on that dinner with Rachael Ray."
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"Oh, please, she should be bidding on dinner with you."
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"Oh, man, I have had better conversations with Siri."
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"Negative charisma--just an empty sandwich bag of a human."
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"Who's next?"
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"Hey-o! Someone get the lube"
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"'cause we got a couple of Payne Gala virgins."
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"- Oh, God! - So, look, I know you guys"
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"know I don't normally think of myself"
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"as "a celebrity.""
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"But this is a Payne family event,"
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"and I am a Payne family member."
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"So, if we don't get a lot of face time, it's not personal."
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"It's just everyone wants a little slice of Wes."
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"You feel me? - I do."
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"I feel you, Wes, and thank you. - Uh, yes."
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"Yeah, we'll--we'll struggle on as best we can without you."
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"- You're still my boys, though. - Hmm."
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"Oh, uh, and there's hotel rooms upstairs"
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"in case you meet a lady..."
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"or a guy, Cyrus."
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"Hell, maybe, Elliot, you meet a guy,"
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"and, Cyrus, you me a lady."
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"It's just one of those nights where anything can happen."
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"Magic!"
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"Hey! You look incredible!"
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