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Clips from Resident Alien (2021) - Old Friends (S02E02)

"[chuckles]"
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"♪"
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"[sighs]"
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"We gonna have a problem here, Sheriff?"
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"What the hell is that on your foot?"
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"Oh, I think the street term for them is, uh, shitkickers."
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"Oh, okay."
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"Let's see what they're called after"
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"I Sharpie a tiny dick on the toe."
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"♪"
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"I am putting my foot on the ground,"
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"but not because you are threatening me."
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"That leg position happens to be aggravating my sciatica."
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"[chuckles]"
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"♪"
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"Field's closed!"
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"No, it's not. [freewheel clicking]"
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"[air horn blasts]"
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"You heard him. Field's closed."
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"There's an underground sewage leak."
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"Crew's on the way."
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"It doesn't look like a sewage leak."
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"It doesn't look like"
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"you understand what the word underground means either."
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"Go ahead."
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"Walk across the field and breathe the sewage particulates"
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"into your lungs."
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"By day two of the infection, your colon blocks off"
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"and poop comes out of your eyes."
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"It's called eye-arrhea."
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"Yeah, I told you."
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"Is that true?"
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"I don't wanna breathe poop particles."
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"No, I made it up."
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"I'm quick on my feet,"
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"which will be great when I'm the first person on Mars."
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"Not first woman, first person."
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"Now where is it? - Sahar!"
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"[metallic clank]"
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"I'm okay. I'm okay."
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"♪"
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"It's not uncommon with head injuries like his."
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"He needs rest."
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"He will likely regain his memory again soon."
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"Mainly just needs somebody to keep an eye on him."
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"Okay, thanks."
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"I will definitely keep my eye--"
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"oh, no."
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"[dramatic pop music]"
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"♪"
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"♪ Feel the warmth"
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"♪ Feel my blood circling"
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"♪ Feel the warmth"
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"♪ Feel my blood"
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"♪ Circling"
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"♪"
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"♪ Don't ever make me blue"
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"♪ Don't ever sacrifice"
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"♪ Baby, let's keep it pure"
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"♪"
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"♪ Pure"
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"♪"
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"♪ Asiumanniqi"
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"♪ Asiumanniqi"
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"♪ Naniinniqi"
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"Max, time for lunch."
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"Max?"
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"Normal."
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"Why are you doing this? I'm not sick."
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"You've been to outer space, which makes you my Guinea pig."
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"I need to know the effect of space flight"
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"on the human body before I go to Mars."
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"Have you experienced any dizzy spells?"
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"No."
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"- Rapid aging? - No."
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"Increased intellectual capability?"
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"What?"
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"That's a no."
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"Max!"
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"Uh-oh, we got a bogey."
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"Buddy, what are you doing?"
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"You can't just leave the house like that."
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"Your mother is worried sick, all right?"
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"Let's--let's go."
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"[newspaper rustling]"
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"What are you waiting for? Let's go. Come on."
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"We're meeting your mom at the town hall."
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"Come on. Let's go."
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"Okay. Yeah, let's--let's go."
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"- Sahar, do you need a ride? - Yes, please."
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"Get your bikes. Meet me at the car."
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"All right, drop your bags! Hats and gloves!"
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"Let's get out there warming up! - Oh, no."
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"♪"
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"[rock music]"
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"♪ I see these boys"
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"♪ They say to come through"
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"♪ But ---- that noise"
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"♪ Ain't what I'm into"
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"♪ Get real, get real, get real, get real, get real ♪"
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"Out!"
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"[cheers and applause]"
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"♪ I see these boys, they say I love you ♪"
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"Yes! Way to go, D'arce!"
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"[groans]"
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"Why are the cute ones always the slowest?"
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"- Did we win? - [scoffing chuckle]"
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"[groans]"
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"♪"
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"Hey, hey, hey. Nice play, skank."
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"First time you didn't let a guy get to home base."
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"Oh, you know what? You should try out for the team"
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"'cause your nickname is already ball girl."
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"And Judy Doodie, Pooper Cooper, Sack Lunch."
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"Hold up."
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"What'd you do to your hair? Is that new?"
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"Oh, nothing."
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"I mean, I've just had-- had this for a long time."
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"[chuckling] Oh, my God."
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"Is it, like, the same as yours?"
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