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Clips from MacGruber - The Storm (S01E01)

"[dark ominous music]"
MacGruber
"[strange bubbling]"
MacGruber
"* *"
MacGruber
"- [speaking Spanish]"
MacGruber
"[coughs]"
MacGruber
"[coughs]"
MacGruber
"- That's the point."
MacGruber
"- [camera clicks]"
MacGruber
"- [choking]"
MacGruber
"- One square mile, three minutes."
MacGruber
"Everything is dead."
MacGruber
"Brimstone is fully functional."
MacGruber
"* *"
MacGruber
"- Burn it."
MacGruber
"- [chuckles]"
MacGruber
"* *"
MacGruber
"[cows mooing]"
MacGruber
"[dramatic music]"
MacGruber
"* *"
MacGruber
"- * MacGruber *"
MacGruber
"[fire crackling]"
MacGruber
"- Well, someone was in a rush this morning."
MacGruber
"You didn't even neatly make your side of the bed"
MacGruber
"while I was still sleeping like you usually do."
MacGruber
"- Big day."
MacGruber
"I'm probably gonna be home late."
MacGruber
"- Oh, but it's Christmas Eve."
MacGruber
"- Oh, believe me, I would much rather"
MacGruber
"spend the day tracking down one of your famous"
MacGruber
"homemade cinnamon rolls."
MacGruber
"- Listen, I'm really sorry about everything"
MacGruber
"that I've put you through the last few days."
MacGruber
"I promise I'll make it up to you."
MacGruber
"- I'm just so happy to have you home, honey."
MacGruber
"- Oh."
MacGruber
"I have something for you."
MacGruber
"- Oh, wow."
MacGruber
"This is great."
MacGruber
"Did you make this?"
MacGruber
"- No, I don't know how to do advanced metalwork."
MacGruber
"If I had that kind of skill, I think you would know that."
MacGruber
"- Yeah. - [chuckles]"
MacGruber
"- Besides, it's not from me. It's actually from MacGruber."
MacGruber
"- MacGruber? - He came by last night."
MacGruber
"Only for a little bit, but I swear,"
MacGruber
"it's not a big deal. He was just--"
MacGruber
"- I understand."
MacGruber
"Mm-hmm."
MacGruber
"- Oh."
MacGruber
"Okay."
MacGruber
"I got the feeling he was... saying goodbye."
MacGruber
"- Mm."
MacGruber
"- Anyway, he said that was his good luck charm,"
MacGruber
"and he really wanted you to have it."
MacGruber
"And there's actually a story attached to it"
MacGruber
"that I would like to share with you now."
MacGruber
"- Uh-huh."
MacGruber
"- After the first night that we made love--"
MacGruber
"- Hon, I just-- I should really get going."
MacGruber
"- Okay, well, I'll tell you the story next time."
MacGruber
"- Okay. - Here, let me put it on you."
MacGruber
"- Okay."
MacGruber
"- Just FYI, there's something of mine inside."
MacGruber
"- Oh. - Just don't open it"
MacGruber
"over a cup of coffee. - Mm."
MacGruber
"- Sorry, his neck sweat"
MacGruber
"probably rusted the clasp a little bit..."
MacGruber
"oh, got it."
MacGruber
"- All right, thanks."
MacGruber
"- Hey. - Yeah?"
MacGruber
"- Is everything okay?"
MacGruber
"- It's just this Queeth business."
MacGruber
"It's just taken over my mind and..."
MacGruber
"Look, I've just gotta get through today"
MacGruber
"and everything should be different."
MacGruber
"I mean, better."
MacGruber
"- All right, well, good luck, honey."
MacGruber
"- Thank you, Victoria."
MacGruber
"Say..."
MacGruber
"after this is all over, what do you say we fly"
MacGruber
"down to Aruba, get out of here?"
MacGruber
"Second honeymoon."
MacGruber
"Wipe the slate clean. Start fresh."
MacGruber
"- Yeah, I'd really like that."
MacGruber
"- Me too."
MacGruber
"- Me too."
MacGruber
"- Love you so goddamn much."
MacGruber
"[door slams] - Oh, honey, you left your..."
MacGruber
"[foreboding music]"
MacGruber
"* *"
MacGruber
"- How did the test go, sir?"
MacGruber
"- Well, it depends who you ask."
MacGruber
"The cows were not a fan."
MacGruber
"- Merry Christmas to all..."
MacGruber
"and to all a good..."
MacGruber
"fuck!"
MacGruber
"Oh, don't worry, Queeth."
MacGruber
"You'll get yours soon enough, I promise you that."
MacGruber
"For my mother, for my father,"
MacGruber
"for justice and honor,"
MacGruber
"for the millions of p--"
MacGruber
"[engine roaring growing closer]"
MacGruber
"Oh, shit, fuck, fuck, fuck! Ah!"
MacGruber
"[suspenseful music]"
MacGruber
"* *"
MacGruber
"- I got something here."
MacGruber
"- Oh, these blankets are so comfortable."
MacGruber
"Wait, is somebody there? Is somebody there?"
MacGruber
"Look, I mean no harm."
MacGruber
"Please, I have money. Don't hurt me."
MacGruber
"Don't hurt me. Please don't hurt me,"
MacGruber
"you fucking piece of shit."
MacGruber
"Ah!"
MacGruber
"Got your nose."
MacGruber
"- What the fuck?"
MacGruber
"- Hey, got a joke for you."
MacGruber
"What did the hunting knife say to your head?"
MacGruber
"[grunts]"
MacGruber
"Just passing through."
MacGruber
"[upbeat music]"
MacGruber
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