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Clips from Portlandia - The Story of Toni & Candace (S05E05)
"Hi there. Is this the women's and children's first"
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"No, Women and Women first. Oh, Women and Women's First. Hi my name is Rick and I'm working for the Killingsworth Neighborhood News."
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"couple questions of store if you have time you we didn is to be real brief probably take and"
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"nbsp sn okay's well hours for the store do you have men"
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"and women so I the joint what kind of an article is this going to be an expose is akin to be and that"
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"is a can of beans cute is this teachers store it's just for the about just to in"
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"the nepa well okay the year was nineteen ninety one nd New York City I was working as a senior VP of crown books"
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"corporate learning everyone on what is that Caucasian sank at Dustin flowing through my veins on my and"
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"here I it I was head of the business and acquisitions for developing corporate making sure there is a bit daunting every"
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"mall in America Brits nnj eyes and inclusive well %HESITATION dnmt"
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"ju ju ju ju dnmt are you know who to close a deal on for"
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"Monica well you know I mean every time they didn't what I want and I was I just kept saying talk yeah dnmt"
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"I guess I without a bag sn and nbsp everyone appreciates my efforts and you"
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"know lay in a lack holy tell well in nineteen ninety two everything seller acquired the crown book corporation to form the largest chain of bookstores in the kind at"
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"the top Bruce needs was a coke in the bathroom was a kind of wolf in wolf's clothing tall blonde"
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"handsome he was relentless good by crown and beat the odds hello I want to make mincemeat out I suppose as the"
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"boss would like to see you know I had a meeting with Chris you on your way out among Chris how long well I can just Tony"
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"roast beef he tells I look at you remembers before now but in the past I guess well I see two getting cozy dnmt"
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"I what a pleasure please have a seat I got so excited to have the two of you all under one big corps who"
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"Clint chick lit but what is that books for women written by women I we've got a habit we need and you too being"
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"by far the most qualified Hicks in the corporation I thought perhaps I don't know when if you would like running"
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"I can do uhhuh dnmt one of the tests"
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"my plan was to pick you two against each other some good old fashioned office competition %HESITATION uncertainty"
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"Markov side to do this position I disagree I'm actually tomorrow because I don't you know Jesse's the Acura and"
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"the other one I'm pretty they have among if you allow tell I'm well it appears we've reached an impasse turning this an"
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"experienced canisters recollection is murky at that I myself was a bit of a whiz kit Tony the pony they called and"
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"I was a whiz one when I went to the bathroom it was allowed I was called Candace that woman looks like a horse he pees like a horse anyway"
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"we got a table it to do use and just sat there and really got to know each either you do watch Murphy brown lost they"
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"could have so I thought so too definitely important all done and while planning so handsome mousy girl"
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"like human beings bats well I have crept in Philadelphia dot when to Harvard and MIT are"
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"going to have to go to MIT they beg me to come please please in your brains your beauty you can really do it here for us and a mighty man nnj"
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"leann go to graduate school for the man and what kind of man do you do friends were doing other friends a favor nnj"
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"I mean you I can tell you anything kids who was like a game of chess all strategy and I think each other out but"
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"it was checkers to in its own way in the position of the clean which is chest which was my sorry original analogy getting"
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"close to about do you where it's now see finding out what we because let me give you some advice I slept around every"
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"in the company of our tenth slightly at the top to the bottom to the left of that right mean directions you can even imagine but"
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"it got me here even on a desk in the new officer Shelley just put that in there for things will get in my way not"
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"we don't link zero twenty four seven sometimes are close but I'm bent over from behind and I don't judge your methods but"
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"I do not abide by them I might seem benign and even we will never never get this job nmotion"
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"backend I think he was speaking chocolate should be an oasis in that bookstore there's Tom Clancy all their steam could solve"
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"everything changes we could she puts it's pn cozy Ntuli"
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"I want these books shoved in people's face I want these pages crumpled up and put down people's throats"
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"Rhonda we make a reservation for seven people at eight o'clock to choose for dinner at seven a to to see right"
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"reservation it to two Senate Tuesday yam seven people seven people eight climbed up any"
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"favor canceling reservations turntables to take tables of two for churches Rhonda reserve yeah Nancy"
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"say twenties mentally ill not I'm sorry I can't do that I think you can't know I have a lot of mental illness that my family I have a lot of for"
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"India I'm not did you your family history I'm sorry for yelling because weight watchers going where you crying funded"
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"Wiesen canister Bela Hey Randa or you take Tony's classes and get a magic marker and black"
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"in the mountain back on her face again and step on while their interface only to find it strikingly Maelgwn canonical"
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"here that's on the phone I thought it was just a male growing interface did you the latest New York times run to throw away the newest New York time is"
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"Rick back from Hawaii London time run button to a thunderous soccer game tonight find out I can get some in my mini fridge wanted to find out your when soccer game run"
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"and I don't want to be the two of you would like it's like a tennis match of Forest Hills is going to be Tony chocolate"
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"department defy for her I didn't do must be hard being and nothing a nd are you guys open on Sunday are"
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"you even listening to our story yes well listen to the we a star so let's well and write it down okay"
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"thank you the competition was on dnmt I think Tony"
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"girl a nd nndb it's not the worst which color and"
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"let me guess can December eleventh a part of my whole life elementary school high college the working so beautiful I love your profile engaging"
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"you in when he had a son if your voice I wrote this on the back I think this pn get ready for the ride of your life dnmt"
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"air bags with your names it's nnj"
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"I love watch right right now brides mean they actually believe that they're going to get I mean it's a sad really of course I'm"
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"going to give it a man listen I need suggestions I will testosterone I need to see you"
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"know I mean ball so I need someone who's decision making is not infinite cycles of the moon my"
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"plan is to bring in a fellow to tie I want some tweaks and so suggestions and cares ones is not women hello"
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"mtn neither of us are getting at ever dnmt Candace"
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"Kennedy said Tony ntis job is too important to kids who nnj"
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"is but it so acted something advice I was good at it nbae can the head take the lead knowing"
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"I could be the head of his I can just let we are not going to force face you don't I do he's he's so cool it"
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"was so weird I mean for his house drank a little bit Nicholas you like motel get like motel that"
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"he said that this man didn't work so I had to go downstairs to get some kind of another plug and doctors had any Hey"
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"I hope you like Motown and I'm thinking doing way saying this to me over and over again I'll get"
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"up here and I don top of them and they just like rode him I mean I grind it so hard I mean I thought that that was going to break she"
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"was using you see you just keep thinking having been around he would speak but I hate men now that's"
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"when everything changed we swore from that point John that we would never throw another woman under the bus to get ahead we"
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"were no longer Sarah yes we were sisters I'm not going to let Bruce or some other man when the church and"
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"check it should be something to her what it means for women to be part of literature little category you've given we've been given a crumbly didn it's"
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"great that we can do facing to invade our faces with I'm angry during the love we I've alright"
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"everybody alright everybody settle down listen it always did with a lot of mumbo jumbo that it is search so"
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"over I've found the stars to head the chick lit department I mean I know we want to promote from within but"
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"these two they came into the interview and in my face with their balls because that's what happened so here they can share"
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"get dnmt yeah dnmt we have to stay you too dressed up as men was Tony's idea just"
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"a couple of weeks and some mustaches and suits works like a charm you know how mad I am right now is a guy I don't take nothing from Skyrim"
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"unlike I think we're gonna bring them the manpower that %HESITATION chiclet the part needs balls"
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"limits and my old bones the nnj lift up nnj"
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"so dnmt and you just the start of the high seas right"
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"nice angle you know who has a crazy old thatching I'm talking like a heavy dangling can"
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"phn couldn't get her off Madonna nndb nndb wasn't mutual didn't"
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"seem like maybe you both have what got into it together when talking about can't you it wasn't there sense of like lateral kinds annoyance she"
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"just ate it all up and running dummy on how to get I like that John Negroponte went to you know she's pretty brilliant and"
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"beautiful itself to me for a horse easy what that governors and was about while was awakened when you say based you"
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"mean ask and nbsp yes nnj right you're at the center me"
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"they say about women he's just so mad her older son sexist I hate women tickets either charade anymore I"
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"don't want you to either nnova match nothing plastic surgery one I would hate they'll just say that no one"
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"would ever great job guess what CNN and fn OneNote"
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"I I don't think this when leaving not coming with us I know that it's totally women until I'm just a little yes"
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"it's women nnj jn I could see but"
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"when you look at ceramics one by the proof you require removal faith it makes ladies nnj"
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"pn Gennaro he lets go dnmt"
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"nnj I mean we're going to go I don't it's me and that's how we end here Sir track you down know Bruce never found us customers"
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"can barely find we've been hanging out the nonprofit world ever since okay well I mean angel was right she's no one would find his sunline"
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"mn sep dnmt well that's the day yeah you know I don't fast nnj and"
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"where it out we do a big without a microscope mind you don't have it all watch you guys won with we user forum nnj"
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