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Clips from The World According to Garp

"Garp?"
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"Garp."
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"Garp."
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"- Garp? - Yes, Garp."
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"Sounds like a fish."
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"My daughter got knocked up by a Garp."
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"Find out if that's the son of a bitch's first or last name."
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"- Was that his first name or last name? - It was Garp."
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"Just Garp. That's the whole thing."
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"- I think it was his last name. - What was his first name?"
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"- I never found out. - She never found out his first name?"
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"- Jenny, you must know his first name. - Technical Sergeant Garp."
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"I knew it, I knew it. A goddamn soldier."
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"- Technical sergeant? - T.S."
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"Yes. T.S. Garp."
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"That's my baby's name."
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"If I ever meet the son of a bitch, I'll kill him."
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"He's dead already."
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"I don't suppose you bothered to get married."
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"Married? She never even met the son of a bitch."
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"I didn't wanna marry. I wanted a baby."
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"- But a wedding ring, dear... - I didn't need his ring, Mother."
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"- I needed his sperm. - No...!"
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"Don't you dare say "sperm" in this house."
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"- Where are you going? - To get a job."
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"I'm a trained nurse, and I plan to continue my work."
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"Jenny!"
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"Jenny! In the war, which side was he on?"
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"- Was he on our side, at least? - He wasn't on any side."
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"He was flat on his back in a hospital."
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"One night, when he had one of his usual erections..."
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"I got on top of him, and he squirted it in me."
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"He ejaculated, and as a result, I've got a wonderful baby."
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"Oh, I can't hear a damn... Where'd she go?"
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"Winifred."
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"Oh, my God."
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"What a bod."
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"What a bod. This, gentlemen, is a bod."
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"I wish I was a girl. If I was a girl, I'd take off my clothes..."
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"and stand in front of a mirror and look at myself for hours."
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"The all-American bod."
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"Why can't a basketball player father a child?"
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"Everybody knows that one... Hey!"
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"Get him, Bosworth."
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"Pritchard, give me that!"
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"- Where is it? - I haven't got it."
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"- Where did you put it? - Shh."
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"Of course you can tell me what happened."
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"Come on in here."
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"Well, I zipped it up too fast, and it got caught."
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"I can see that."
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"We'll just have to unzip you."
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"- I tried that already, but it hurts. - It's either that or amputate."
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"We can't have you parading around like a savage from Borneo."
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"Ah!"
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"It's all right, it's all right. Hold on. I'm going to put something on it."
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"I'll get you for this, Pritchard."
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"Jeffrey."
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"- Leave it alone for a while. - Yes, Miss Fields."
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"What are you doing awake?"
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"- Dada. - Not Dada."
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"Mama. Say "Mama.""
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"Mama."
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"Dada's dead. He got killed."
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"No, let go. Give this to me."
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"Let go. Let..."
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"Where did you get this?"
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"Sick."
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"Even when they're healthy, they're sick with lust."
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"Bosworth."
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"Bosworth. A word of warning, you filth monger."
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"If you expose my baby one more time to cheap shots like this..."
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"I'll inoculate your jockstrap with bubonic plague."
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"It'll do such a job on you, you'll have nothing left to even scratch."
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"- Understand? - Yes, Miss Fields."
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"Fine. Well, good night, then, Bosworth."
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"Sleep well."
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"My father was a flier."
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"I told you, he was a tail gunner in a plane."
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"If he was in a plane, he was a flier."
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"Was he real big?"
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"I don't know. I never saw him standing up."
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"- Why not? - I'll tell you about it someday."
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"This is one course you won't be taking."
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"The text is dull, and Stewart Percy is even duller."
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"I nearly fell asleep in his class today."
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"Maybe he didn't die."
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"- Who? - My father."
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"He sure did. Dead and gone."
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""Mythology.""
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"I'll check out this class for you next week."
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"Long Ranger died."
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"- It's Lone Ranger, not Long. - He died."
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"- Sorry to hear that. - But he really didn't."
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"Everybody thought he died, but he didn't die."
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"Maybe my father didn't really die either."
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"Not really."
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"I'm a nurse. I know. He died."
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"- Will I ever fly like Daddy? - I don't know."
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"I remember flying."
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"When you were born, I was so happy..."
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"I threw you up and down."
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"- I remember. - You were too young to remember."
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"I remember flying. I went flying with Daddy last week."
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"Are you gonna go to sleep or you gonna stay up and think your weird thoughts?"
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"I'll stay up and think weird thoughts for a while."
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"All right. Fine."
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"Good night."
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"- I'll see you in the morning. - If I'm still here."
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"- You don't really need a father. - All the other kids have one."
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"If all the kids had trench mouth, would you want that too?"
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"- I'm tired of that answer. - I'm tired of your questions."
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"Good night."
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"- Hey, over here, Stuey! - I know how to make babies."
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"- I know too. - How could you?"
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"You don't have a father. You're a bastard."
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"- I'll teach you. - Monkey in the middle."
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"Monkey in the middle."
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"All right, first thing is..."
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"I have a headache. Oh, my head. I have a headache. Not tonight."
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