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Clips from Weeds - Doing the Backstroke (S03E03)

"Here we go."
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"Previously on Weeds."
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"Our stash is worth about 300 G,"
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"but the market's making the bull run, so we should know half a mil easy."
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"Ahh!"
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"- I'm having an affair with Doug. - Doug Wilson?"
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"Wife-fucker."
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"Shane's graduation. I can't do this."
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"You have failed us all!"
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"And some fucking lowlife stole two of them already."
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"- The cameras? - And the "Drug Free Zone" signs,"
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"and the Sasquatch costume. Son of a bitch."
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"- Hi, Kat. - Hi."
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"- Abumchuk! - He's just this bounty hunter."
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"I did something illegal."
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"- It's now or never, come with me. - I'm not coming with you."
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"- Thanks for keeping me company. - Where are we going?"
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"- Where do you wanna go? - Pittsburgh!"
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"- Step on it, Geronimo. - You watch that shit, man."
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"Have you been fucking him all the time you were married to me?"
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"It's just business between us. Always has been."
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"Take your last harvest, make a quick deal, and then hand all the cash over to me."
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"Why are you doing this?"
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"Because I laid everything on the line for you, and you fucked me."
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"I'm looking to sell about 38 pounds of sexy mama."
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"- Are you in? - Yeah, I'll take it."
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"What the fuck?"
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"Now give us the drugs, and we'll let you live."
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"Kesheshian says "Goodbye.""
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"- Where's the money? - Ain't no money, fool!"
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"- Wait... - Where is my money?"
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"- I kill agent asshole, you pay us. - He's dead?"
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"There ain't no money, cos they decided to jack us."
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"- Peter. - We kill each other, then"
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"- Nobody gets nothing! - He's dead?"
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"- Yes! - Yes!"
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"OK."
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"- Open the fucking safe! - Open the fucking safe!"
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"Open the fucking safe!"
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"Sorry. There's a lot of data flying around."
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"Oh, not today."
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"Hi, Nancy!"
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"Did you take something that doesn't belong to you?"
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"I want in."
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"- That's him. - Shit."
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"Bitch, you about to die."
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"I don't know about this, hon."
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"God knows what they've done with the inside."
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"It might upset you. Your mother kept that place so clean."
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"This used to be all flowers and nice lawns..."
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"- Can we go to City Walk now? ...nice families. Now look at it."
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"I gotta go pee."
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"- Oh, she's gotta go pee. - I'm gonna pee in my pants."
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"You hold it! There it is."
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"I'm gonna ask if she can pee in the house."
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"- Hello? - Can't hold it."
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"Ellie! Ellie!"
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"Look at how they changed the wallpaper."
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"Hello?"
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"I'm Dawn Trimigliosi."
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"I used to live here when I was a little girl. Hello?"
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"We're visiting from Scottsdale."
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"- Mommy? - I think she had an accident."
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"Erm..."
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"...sorry about this, we were just... - You used to live here?"
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"- My wife did. - Dawn Trimigliosi, from Scottsdale."
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"Yeah, I got a cousin in Scottsdale."
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"- Oh, really? - Yeah."
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"You know a dude named Cold Blood?"
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"About 6'5", 320, big scar across his throat."
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"Maybe I have him look you up. You can go get nachos together."
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"You know, hon, it's..."
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"...too bad."
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"No one was home when we went to your old place"
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"and we just had to..."
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"drive away without going in at all."
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"What?"
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"Oh, right, we..."
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"- We went straight to City Walk. - They got bowling at City Walk."
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"And that's what we're doing, right now. We're bowling, OK?"
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"I got kids here."
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"Y'all go on and hit that reset button."
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"Let's go, let's go."
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"Go, go, go, go, go, now, quick, move, come on!"
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"- Bye! - Bye."
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"Oohh!"
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"Can we all talk without the guns, please?"
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"- My arms are getting tired. - So, rest them, by all means."
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"Marvin, if you put that gun down, I swear I'll shoot you myself, you fat fuck."
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"Can I just make one more call in the service of finding our pot?"
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"- Our pot! - Fuck you!"
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"- Fuck you! - Fuck you!"
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"- You fuck you! - Whoa, hold up!"
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"Let's all just chill, all right?"
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"If she don't find the pot, ain't nobody getting shit!"
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"That's not true. You'll be getting a bullet."
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"Mm-hm."
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"Nancy, make your call."
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"Shit. I can't get a signal."
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"That's the little fucker who stole my cameras."
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"Arrest him!"
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"I didn't do anything."
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"I have you on tape. Like I wouldn't make copies?"
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"I didn't do shit!"
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"- A lot of people look like me. - What are you waiting for?"
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"Search his car, hit him with your flashlight."
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"- Do what you people do. - I did it."
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"- See? - I stole her cameras,"
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"- They're at my house, let's just go. - Take him in."
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"Ma'am, ma'am, ma'am."
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"I can't give you a ride with a suspect in the back of the vehicle."
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"- It's policy. - So, what am I supposed to do?"
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"Hike home?"
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"I'm in heels, here."
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"I'm sorry, ma'am, I'm just doing what we do."
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"Cute. Right."
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"Well, what's happening with his car?"
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"Yeah, hey, can I..."
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"Let me just lock it up real quick. I'll have my mom come get it later."
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"No, I'll have to call it in for towing. This is a restricted parking area."
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