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Clips from Birdgirl (2021) - The Wanky (S02E02)

"My son."
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ gunshot ] [bleep]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Doing 7 to 10 upstate."
Birdgirl (2021)
"That's great."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Mr. Claude, look what I found!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Ach, that thing ruined my life!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Get it away!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"I used to love watching you tobble."
Birdgirl (2021)
"When you were done, you'd sprinkle"
Birdgirl (2021)
"A little magic dust over the toy"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Which meant it was ready for its new home."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Not dust, the salt from tears,"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Which turned sadness to goddamned joy."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Mr. Claude, I have an idea."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Which she hasn't run past us. Judy, no!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"We're going to re-release the wanky!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Danke, no. No, my tobbling days are over."
Birdgirl (2021)
"After the superstore opened,"
Birdgirl (2021)
"No one wanted handmade toys anymore."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Oooh, that one slipped by me."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Man knew how to use a "z.""
Birdgirl (2021)
"Oh! I know what you're thinking."
Birdgirl (2021)
"What does this bimbo know about tobbling,"
Birdgirl (2021)
"What with her gender-neutral shoes and taste"
Birdgirl (2021)
"For expensive infused waters?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"But listen here, when I set my mind to help someone,"
Birdgirl (2021)
"I help 'em."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Even if they're begging me to stop."
Birdgirl (2021)
"That's the judy guarantee."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Ah, christ, the judy guarantee."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Achtzig/zwanzig split, full ownership of ip."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Deal!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Are we still in the flashback?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Then mr. Claude gave up his passion for reasons"
Birdgirl (2021)
"I feel a fair amount of familial responsibility for,"
Birdgirl (2021)
"And I have given him the judy guarantee."
Birdgirl (2021)
"-Ugh! -Uch, the judy guarantee?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Really? Can she guarantee"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Everyone gets a goddamn chair?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"So, against two people's better judgement,"
Birdgirl (2021)
"I'm building him a workshop downstairs."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Who's in?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ laughs ] how do you even hold this?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"My hands are asleep."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Ah, it looks like a little dicky."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Spitballing here, but maybe we zhoosh it up a bit"
Birdgirl (2021)
"For modern kids?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"You wanna sell that to kids?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"It looks like my mom's --"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Skeet ulrich!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"This seems like a great time"
Birdgirl (2021)
"To take some pto."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Byeeeee!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"If we're actually gonna do this,"
Birdgirl (2021)
"I suppose charlie and I"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Could handle the wanky redesign and marketing."
Birdgirl (2021)
"I suppose we could."
Birdgirl (2021)
"I understand that as a ceo,"
Birdgirl (2021)
"You have to be very careful"
Birdgirl (2021)
"What you say, but I hear you."
Birdgirl (2021)
"And it's time others did, too."
Birdgirl (2021)
"I am on it."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Let go of my pinky, paul."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Whadya say we have a little girls' lunch?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Is this the lunch I've been ducking for 14 years?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"We'll talk redesign over some hot apps."
Birdgirl (2021)
"You like hot apps, don't you, pretty girl?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Lukewarm. [ clears throat ] jude,"
Birdgirl (2021)
"We're a little worried all the childhood nostalgia"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Is causing you to..."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Regress."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Do you take time for yourself?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"I mean not necessarily with the wanky,"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Although it is the perfectly designed --"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Crab cakes! Stop doing that."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Enjoying crab cakes? I'll never stop doing that,"
Birdgirl (2021)
"And that's a goddamn promise."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Listen, I don't know why you guys"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Are so obsessed with this, but if you must know,"
Birdgirl (2021)
"I've had buckets of orgasms."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Pbht! Of course,"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Like all high-powered business women,"
Birdgirl (2021)
""me time" can slip through the cracks."
Birdgirl (2021)
"That's why I have gillian schedule it as "wash hair.""
Birdgirl (2021)
"You schedule getting off?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Five minutes?!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Two. The last three I wash my hair."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Look, I'm comfortable with my [whispers] sexuality."
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ normal voice ] I just don't shout about it."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Plus, after 90 seconds, I get sweaty."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Look, we just want you to be open to the possibility"
Birdgirl (2021)
"That the wanky might be more than just a childhood toy."
Birdgirl (2021)
"And that's a beautiful thing."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Oh, I used to grind on my furby like there was no tomorrow."
Birdgirl (2021)
"I'll have the scallops,"
Birdgirl (2021)
"And we weren't talking about masturbation."
Birdgirl (2021)
"I would like to welcome you all to paul's 100%"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Company-sanctioned sexuality in the workplace seminar."
Birdgirl (2021)
"And brian's. A short time ago,"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Our brave leader took my hand and said,"
Birdgirl (2021)
""paul, go forth and declare that seabben & seabben --"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Sebben. Sure."
Birdgirl (2021)
"..."is a sex-positive workplace.""
Birdgirl (2021)
"Therefore, on she/her/hers behalf,"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Let us acknowledge we're humans"
Birdgirl (2021)
"With sexual needs that don't stop at the security desk."
Birdgirl (2021)
"This is a trick!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Sit down!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Okay, now, before we begin"
Birdgirl (2021)
"This day-long immersive experience,"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Let's pick out where we fall on the sexuality spectrum."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Does anyone know what autosexual means?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Yeah, is lunch provided?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Go [bleep] yourself, josh."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Literally."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Autosexual is an individual"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Who prefers masturbation over sexual intercourse."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Does anyone identify with that term?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Down. Come on."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Saturday when the wife's at the craft store,"
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