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Clips from Birdgirl (2021) - The Wanky (S02E02)

"As you all know, I don't have kids --"
Birdgirl (2021)
"That we know of."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Pbht!"
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"But we can all agree that kids are fantastic."
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"[ door opens ] look, there's one now!"
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"Hey, evie!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"What's that in your hand?"
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"The box you just gave me."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Uh-huh. What's in it?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"A...Tax planner toby?"
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"Oh, can I play?!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"He comes with his own spreadsheets"
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"And a booklet on tax dodges!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Neat! [ chuckles ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Lemme look at that."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Introducing our new toy line!"
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"Sebben & sebben:"
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"We do kids!"
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"Something you'd like to share with the class, brad?"
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"Uh, no, I was just asking why kids isn't spelled with a "z.""
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"Leave."
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"This is bullshit!"
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"We have been trying to break into the kid market for years."
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"Tiny clothes, deep pockets."
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"And incredibly easy to exploit."
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"Glad we could be of help."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Besides toby, there's measure me miles,"
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"A measuring stick that comes in three fun colors"
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"Which are all..."
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"The same."
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"And my little kidney kleaner,"
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"A play dialysis machine"
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"With a dolly whose "wet" function is..."
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"[ doll cries ] ...Broken."
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"Hey, what say we get someone who had"
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"A happy childhood to oversee the toy line?"
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"Anyone?"
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"[ clears throat ]"
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"Oh, my god. You don't think"
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"I know a fun toy when I see one."
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"I'll have you know I had a goddamn great childhood"
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"With [bleep] awesome toys!"
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"I'll show you."
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"I'll show all of you! [ doll cries ]"
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"♪ hey! ♪ [ rapping ] ♪ oh, my god, oh, my god, oh, my god ♪"
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"[ rapping ] ♪ who's the girl that saves the world? ♪"
Birdgirl (2021)
"♪ hey! ♪"
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"[ rapping ] ♪ oh, my god, oh, my god, oh, my god ♪"
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"[ imitating fanfare ] birdgirl!"
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"Uh, six inches sharp."
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"[ door opens ]"
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"[ grunts ] got it, got it, got it."
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"[ gasps ] here it is."
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"What exactly is that?"
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"Oh, sweet jesus!"
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"Judy: Don't move!"
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"[ thinking ] don't move, she says."
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"Ben's always an option if I'm hard up, but it's like"
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"Can I deal with the talking afterwards?"
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"Guys! I found it!"
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"What...Is that?"
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"My wanky!"
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"It's so fun!"
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"And just like that, she's lost it."
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"This puppy and I were best friends when I was a kid."
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"Trapdoor!"
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"Spaghetti dinner!"
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"[ laughter ] what?"
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"I mean..."
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"You know what that looks like."
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"Yes. A super fun toy that I love."
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"Judy. Come on."
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"It looks like a vintage schlong."
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"From the perv ages."
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"You know what, with the right branding,"
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"This could take the adult toy market by storm."
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"Make billions."
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"Retire early. Buy boats."
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"[ demon voice ] the wanky is for children!"
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"Jude, masturbation is --"
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"[ normal voice ] freddie prinze jr, freddie prinze jr,"
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"Freddie prinze jr. Look, at some point,"
Birdgirl (2021)
"We really need to unpack your sexual repression,"
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"But thankfully, I have a conference call."
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"Right now? Can you push it five?"
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"Why? I have a flashback planned."
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"Yes, love a flashback."
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"Hold on, I'm texting donna to push the call."
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"Donna pushing a call? [ laughs ]"
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"Hurry!"
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"Hold your squirt."
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"Bwee-oop!"
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"When my dad was in town for fisc-que --"
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"Pagan festival at the start of every fiscal quarter."
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"Ah. ...He used to take me to this magical little toy shop"
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"Across town run by this adorable elderly man"
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"With an indeterminate european accent."
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"[ young judy laughs ]"
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"My dad saw how much I treasured it, because one day..."
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"Young judy: Daddy, you remembered christmas!"
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"Est-ce vraiment possible?"
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"Mon branleur et moi."
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"Qui a besoin d'amis ou de famille?"
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"Quand tu as un branleur comme moi!"
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"Ooohh, things are about to get sexy!"
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"I wonder if that store's still there?"
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"Holy shit, it is!"
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"[ horn honks, tires screech ]"
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"[ crash, car alarm blares ]"
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"I got a clam."
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"You got a clam?"
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"Man: Call 911!"
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"Mr. Claude?"
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"[bleep]"
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"You hookers can't keep"
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"Coming in here to use my toilet!"
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"You're right -- adorable."
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"You know, I'd sit over there for hours playing"
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"With this sweet malnourished peasant boy."
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"Oh, yes, devon."
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