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Clips from Avenue 5 - I'm a Hand Model (S01E01)

"JAZ: The three injured passengers,"
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"they're dead."
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"Zombies!"
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"MATT SPENCER: Those aren't zombies;"
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"those are just the dismembered corpses of our dead friends."
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"No more will we be treated like cattle."
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"-Yes! -Come on! Right?"
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"-Eat the rich! -No, not that."
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"HERMAN JUDD: (EXHALES) Listen to my breathing."
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"You hear how relaxed my voice is?"
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"Relax."
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"Relax."
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"Your whole being is soft and frail and boneless. Shh."
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"-(SCREAMING) -It's so quiet in here. Shh."
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"-Your mind is loose and free... -(SCREAMING CONTINUES)"
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"♪ (MINIMALIST MUSIC PLAYS) ♪"
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"RYAN CLARK: (AMERICAN ACCENT) Morning. Stand easy."
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"Okay, boys and girls. Updates, please."
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"Let's keep our eyes on the prize."
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"Mads, trajectory calculations."
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"We're flying safe, Cap."
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"ALL: Fly true."
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"RYAN: Good. Nadia."
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"NADIA: Orbital dynamics and subsystems..."
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"What are you having for lunch, do you think?"
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"I haven't decided."
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"I was thinking of chili, but..."
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"RYAN: Mads, all systems MEKO?"
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"MADS: Yes, sir. Of course."
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"Good. Sarah..."
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"Auxiliary sensors engaged. Rear antenna primed."
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"RAV MULCAIR: Hello, Mia. How are you?"
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"Oh, hey, Rav. How am I?"
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"-(RAV CLEARS THROAT) -I'm in a mixed prison cell."
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"My back is-- You know, sleeping on the floor"
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"is not as comfy as dogs make it look."
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"Maybe we could... take turns?"
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"I sleep on the floor? No way."
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"I haven't heard anything you said yet"
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"because of the delay, but I'm guessing it's something"
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"along the lines of what I can go do to myself."
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"Housekeeping."
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"What? Wait. I'm sorry can you come back--"
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"-No. -DOUG: Welcome. This is my wife."
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"She likes to sleep with masseurs."
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"He's a reflexologist, Doug."
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"-It's a medical science. -Of course."
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"They give Nobel Prizes for that, don't they?"
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"I'm sorry, wait, what's that?"
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"(SCOFFS) Don't tell me, I know this one. Is-- Is it--"
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"-Is it a towel? -Oh, that's very funny."
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"No, it's usually folded into like a--"
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"a swan or a saggy rabbit."
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"It looks like a human anus."
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"Yeah, that's a sphincter."
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"I've got a bit of a catastrophe to deal with"
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"as you know because you're in it,"
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"so I'm-- I'm gonna go."
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"No! Rav! We're not done with-- Don't! (GROANS)"
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"Hey, guys. I've been informed by your rat-fink neighbors"
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"that you're still having loud and sexually graphic arguments."
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"Fuck those guys."
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"Is there anything I can do to help?"
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"Well, your housekeeper just put an asshole on our bed."
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"MIA: My bed."
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"No, I think that's a r-- No, that's an asshole."
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"The puckering's beautiful."
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"-Okay. I can help you later. -Great."
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"Um... He ordered the omelet with a sausage on the side."
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"Well, this is a different dead animal"
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"with different shaped eggs."
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"Well, different is not as ordered, is it?"
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"Maybe eat it with your eyes closed."
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"(CHUCKLES) Mystery bites."
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"Before we know it, we're gonna be eating swill from a trough."
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"It's delicious."
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"And wrong."
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"Captain. Come here."
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"I can see that you see me."
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"Matt."
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"Can I wear you as an insult-proof vest?"
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"-Of course. -RYAN: Mrs. Kelly."
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"How can we help?"
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"Frank, tell this pair of empty smiles"
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"about your double chicken."
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"So, I got served chicken and eggs."
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"-Which came first? -(CHUCKLING)"
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"They came together, actually. Yummy!"
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"That made you happy. Frank, you are enchanting."
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"You know what's not enchanting? Your huckleberry tone."
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"Yes, and I am seething with anger."
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"Okay, you ready for this? Max, talk at them."
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"I found gum on my pillow."
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"So, in some cultures,"
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"that's actually considered good luck."
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"-Yeah. -KAREN KELLY: Tim, hit him."
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"Physically if you want to."
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"The lady at the nursery, she called my son a pig."
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"Well, to the Chinese, which is most people,"
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"the pig represents wealth and hard work."
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"They're not the fat, filthy scavengers"
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"-that everyone thinks they are. -TIM: Are you kidding?"
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"Okay. Thanks, Matt."
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"-Thanks. You can stand down. -Unbe-goddamn-lievable."
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"RYAN: Go and play with Judd,"
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"because you've been a wild kind of useless."
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"Max, I am disgusted"
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"at the vision of you being stuck to a pillow."
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"If you let me have the gum,"
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"I will run it through the dental records"
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"for our housekeeping staff and action will be taken."
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"He will get fresh linen and a spa pass."
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"Also that."
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"Karen, could I just have a quick word?"
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"TIM: Hey, what about my pig son?"
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"-You know, I can-- -Hi."
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"I can't help noticing that you have a very special way"
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"-of handling passengers. -Thank you."
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"Maybe you and I could talk about"
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"how we could harness those people wrangling skills."
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