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Clips from Avenue 5 - I'm a Hand Model (S01E01)

"Is this what depression looks like, Iris?"
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"'Cause if so, get that stuff away from me."
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"But also, uh, get me 500 rescue shuttles."
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"I don't know about y'all, but I am feeling jazzed."
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"Teamwork is fun."
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"SUSAN: If he wants 500 ships,"
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"he needs to change his attitude."
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"I have a thick skin, Rav."
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"I mean, I fought in the Huawei Wars,"
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"but that man, I'm telling you, he is one seriously..."
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"-Is that here? Is that outside? -That's the vigil."
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"It's Earth-based families of the passengers."
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"That's us, is it? That's our tiny vigil? I--"
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"Yeah. Also, there's been a surge in--"
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"don't worry about it. It's not your area."
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"If it's on Avenue 5, it is my area."
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"Susan, I happen to know that Mr. Judd"
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"respects you vehemently."
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"Alan, what's my area?"
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"There's been a surge in complaints about towels."
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"Some are just dirty, others are being fashioned"
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"into obscene parts of the human anatomy."
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"-That's not my area. -Yeah, I thought not."
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"Towels? On behalf of NASA,"
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"let me say, "Seriously?" (LAUGHS)"
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"Okay, I should go. Bye-bye for now, Susan."
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"Susan's fucking funny, isn't she?"
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"Isn't Susan fucking funny?"
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"So, what we're gonna do is you're gonna let out"
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"all this toxicity between you two."
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"Then, we're gonna trap it in here, and then let it go."
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"Like a beautiful poison butterfly."
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"Okay. Who goes first?"
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"-I'll go. (CLEARS THROAT) -Oh, sure. Okay."
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"Oh, lord! Am I married to this?"
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"Stan, baby, you look amazing. I love those glasses."
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"You look very clever."
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"When I put mine on, I just look like a welder."
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"Oh, hi, Ryan."
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"Hey, Rav. I am feeling really undervalued"
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"by your decision to imprison me in space."
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"Rav had no clue this was gonna happen."
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"Uh, it's her job, so she should have had a clue."
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"DOUG: Jeez, give her some time."
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"(LAUGHTER)"
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"So, I look him in the eye, best I can."
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"You know, given the... and I say,"
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""You'll never get me inside that helmet.""
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"(AUDIENCE GASPING)"
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"Ah."
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"Just wait for that one to go."
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"I have exciting news."
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"You know I told you that it was gonna be--"
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"it was gonna be three years. It's not. It's six months."
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"Are you drinking again?"
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"No, this is tomato juice."
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"It's mostly tomato juice. It's dynamite for the prostate."
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"Anyway, you should be hearing--"
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"RYAN: (DELAYED) It's six months."
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"-Wait, six months? -There we go."
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"I only have a couple more years before everything falls apart..."
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"-MATT: Good. -...and I'm stuck here with you."
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"-Your biological clock is ticking. -MIA: Yes!"
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"-She's a little self-absorbed for kids. -MATT: Good!"
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"-Oh, oh, oh, and yet, I am stuck with a 36-year-old one. -Good."
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"One who could get himself adopted anytime."
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"Six months is still too long. Eight weeks was too long."
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"Oh, for fuck's sake, Stan. It's basic physics."
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"You've worn the same pair of jeans for longer than that."
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"Shoehorns. Pretty funny, aren't they?"
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"She doesn't think they are. Um..."
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"-CRIS: Oh! There he is. -There she is!"
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"Oh, Stan, our husband's in space."
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"(STAN CHUCKLES)"
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"-You two look so amazing. -CRIS: You're drinking."
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"Yeah, he just said that he's got a bad prostate,"
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"and he's self-medicating with vodka."
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"-He also said that it's gonna be six months. -Not quite what I said, Stan,"
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"-is it? -CRIS: Six months?"
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"Your marriage is like the fucking Hindenburg, Rav!"
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"Just a flaming dirigible"
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"with dead Nazis falling out of the bottom."
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"(CRYING)"
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"RYAN: Oh, for fuck's sake,"
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"-Stan. It's basic physics. -BOTH: Oh!"
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"I do understand the physics, Ryan."
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"Maybe I'd change my jeans"
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"if you were here to do the washing."
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"Have you finished?"
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"CRIS: This has to be the last trip, Ryan."
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"RYAN: Let's not do the eight-week thing again."
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"You don't mind the money, let's be honest."
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"They're miserable. Everyone hates them."
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"They wish they'd never been born."
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"(SOBBING) I can't do this anymore!"
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"MATT: (HYSTERICAL) What are you gonna do now, Rav?"
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"How are you gonna fix this now?"
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"-(PDA BEEPING) -Now send."
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"What?"
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"MATT: And that's it, sent. All good."
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"What are you-- What, you sent that to Rav?"
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"Ah, I gotta go."
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"They found a rat in the clementines."
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"-(SIGHS) -Hey, Martina, the rat's back."
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"IRIS: We need more money than there is money--"
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"-How many times-- -Twenty-seven."
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"How many times have you said that and I got the money?"
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"Twenty-seven. But this is the first time"
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"five thousand human lives have been on the line."
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"I think. Wait. No, yeah, it is."
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"We need people to care. We need a vigil."
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"Th-- There is a vigil."
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"Oh. Ah, that is sad. For the wrong reason."
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"Remember that vigil for the children who died"
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"in the French famine. Uh... La Famine?"
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"Très tragic."
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"We need to shit on that vigil. How do we do that?"
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"I don't know. How do we do that?"
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"No, I'm asking you, Iris. How do we do that?"
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"Actors."
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