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Clips from The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas

"Of course I trust you, you big cowboy. Ain't I always?"
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"No need to stop now."
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"Now get out of here."
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"Everything's gonna turn out just fine."
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"Don't you worry about a thing, honey."
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"Everything's gonna turn out slicker than cat shit"
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"on a linoleum floor."
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"Well, if it ain't the celebrated"
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"cussin' sheriff of Lanville County."
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"How are you, Sheriff?"
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"I'm fine. How are you, Porky?"
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"Oh, Sheriff! I been real good all week. I've lost six pounds."
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"Oh, yeah? Well, don't take nothin' off them cheeks."
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"Oh, go on."
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"Well, Jewel, I just promised the sheriff"
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"that we're gonna shut down for two months."
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"What? How can you promise that?"
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"What about the football game celebration tomorrow night?"
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"I forgot all about that."
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"It's the Thanksgiving game, Miss Mona. And that's real special."
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"Well I know it's special, Jewel!"
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"But I don't know what to do now."
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"I did promise."
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"You think if we just close the doors to the regular customers,"
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"just went on with the party as planned, that'd be all right?"
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"I'm sure it will, honey. That party is a bigger tradition than the game."
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"65,000-plus on hand here at Kyle Field,"
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"and we have seen an amazing ball game."
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"Texas A&M heavily favored, but we're tied 12-12."
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"Aggies have the ball, second down at eight."
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"Time is winding down."
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"They try the middle of the Texas defense,"
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"and again, the Longhorns' break is stopped."
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"This University of Texas defense..."
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"We string up the white first"
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"and after we see who wins, we put up the orange or the maroon."
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"Yes, ma'am."
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"I can't stand it if them Aggies win."
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"What do you mean?"
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"They're such animals. Always yellin' and jumpin' about"
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"and sayin' "yee-haw!""
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"If they have to go for all the marbles,"
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"they will have to throw to the end zone right now."
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"Time running out. Miller rolls to the right. Pass! Touchdown!"
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"Yeah!"
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"Hell! That calls for a drink."
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"Talk about the part"
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"that emotion plays in a game like this!"
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"Don't let your mother see you do that."
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"Well, who won?"
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"The Aggies."
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"Aw, shit."
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"Hey, boys!"
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"All right! Hey, boys!"
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"Boys, boys! That was the greatest victory"
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"since General Eisenhower won!"
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"Senator, you ain't forgot you was gonna"
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"take us to the Chicken Ranch, did ya?"
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"Yeah! How about it?"
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"I always keep my campaign promises?"
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"Yes, sir. The Chicken Ranch is a fine institution,"
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"and I'm proud to have it in my district."
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"And to hell with what Melvin P. Thorpe says!"
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"I'll see all you seniors out at Miss Mona's."
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"Get out of the way!"
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"Lookit here! Watch this."
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"Hey. All right! Hey, come on."
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"Attaboy!"
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"Oh, yeah! Come on! All right!"
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"All right!"
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"What the hell happened?"
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"Do we have to wear these ball gowns again?"
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"Yes, you do, and I don't wanna hear any more bitchin' about it."
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"Miss Mona likes to create somethin' special for the boys."
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"It's like a graduation dance."
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"Y'all come on in!"
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"Oh, I'm so glad to see ya."
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"Congratulations!"
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"Hey, boys! I think you'll find"
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"it's a fittin' celebration for today's victory!"
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"Howdy, boys!"
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"Howdy, ma'am. I'm Senator Wingwood"
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"of the 19th District and the Aggie class of '49."
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"Mighty proud to meet you."
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"To meet me! Charlie, who you think you're talkin' to?"
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"How's Mary Margaret and the kids?"
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"Hell, Miss Mona, I didn't think you'd remember."
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"Remember? Did you remember to bring my check?"
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"I got it right here."
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"Good. You know it's always a business"
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"doin' pleasure with you, Charlie."
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"You boys head on out back."
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"We've got a nice surprise for you."
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"Come on, boys!"
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"Yoo-hoo! Boys!"
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"Hi!"
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"Oh!"
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"Yo!"
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"It's me, Deputy Fred!"
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"Come on in, Fred!"
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"Evenin', Sheriff."
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"Happy Thanksgiving. You want a drink?"
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"Aw, no, thank you. That stuff always tears up my stomach."
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"I was readin' in the Reader's Digest..."
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"What d'you want, Fred?"
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"Oh, I was makin' my rounds around town,"
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"and I saw that Melvin P. Thorpe and a bunch of other fellers"
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"and they was all headed out towards the Chicken Ranch."
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"Melvin P. Thorpe."
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"Goin' out to the Chicken Ranch, was he?"
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"Yeah?"
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"He's gonna be real disappointed!"
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"See, there ain't nothin' goin' on out there."
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"Miss Mona promised me to close the place down for two months."
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"Ah! Well, she didn't. I was out there earlier this evenin'."
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"Those Aggies was just celebratin' to beat the band."
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"Oh, no."
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"Aw, shit!"
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"Quiet."
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"This may be the most important scoop of my television career."
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