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Clips from The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas

"It was the nicest little whorehouse you ever saw."
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"It lay about a mile outside the city limits,"
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"so everybody could feel real friendly."
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"Sheriff Jack Roy Wallace picked it out for Miss Wulla Jean in 1910,"
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"and she moved there with her girls from over"
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"the hardware store on Main Street."
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"Right from the beginning,"
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"the little house was kinda special,"
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"like a home away from home."
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"Miss Wulla Jean put a pianola in the"
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"parlor to sorta help break the ice."
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"A feller could ask a girl to dance,"
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"or if he held back a little, she'd ask him."
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"And pretty soon they'd get a little business goin'."
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"Two dollars' worth."
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"It wasn't long before the place became"
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"one of the better known pleasure palaces in all of Texas."
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"So much so that the fellers who visited during World War I"
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"sent their sons back in World War ll."
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"The hospitality and friendliness never changed,"
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"and neither did Miss Wulla Jean's strict set of rules."
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"She liked her ladies, as she called 'em,"
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"to treat her customers real good,"
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"but never in an unladylike way."
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"And she insisted that each girl"
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"check her gentleman for the clap"
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"and wash him off with soap and warm water."
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"Some of the fellers claimed that that was the best part!"
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"It was only during the Hoover depression"
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"that the little house had a spell of tough times."
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"Miss Wulla Jean put in a jukebox to spark up business."
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"But it wasn't always easy in them days to come up with hard cash."
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"Well... You just keep that in the bag,"
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"and I'll take it out back as soon as we're finished."
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"So for a while, as the story goes,"
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"the girls began accepting poultry in trade."
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"One bird, one lay."
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"And that's how the place got its name."
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"The Chicken Ranch."
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"Of course, if you grew up anywhere in Texas,"
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"you knew at an early age they was sellin' somethin' out there,"
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"and it wasn't poultry."
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"Y'all come back now, you hear?"
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"So, for over three generations,"
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"the Chicken Ranch went peacefully about its business,"
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"while the people here in Gilbert went about theirs."
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"That is, until about seven years ago."
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"I was a deputy back then,"
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"workin' for Sheriff Ed Earl Dodd."
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"You wanted me to remind you about your 2:00 appointment."
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"That was right after I had"
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"lost the fried chicken franchise here in town,"
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"while Ed Earl had been Sheriff ever"
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"since old Jack Roy Wallace retired."
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"Everybody liked Ed Earl,"
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"especially Ed Earl."
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"Course, he sure did know his job,"
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"and he was a big influence on me,"
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"taught me everything I know."
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"He used to like to run a quiet town,"
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"with plenty of time off for socializin'"
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"and coffee over at Dulcie Mae's cafe."
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"Oh, now and again there'd be a problem,"
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"and we had some tough ones. Right in front of my car!"
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"Like the time the mule sat on Miss Modene's car."
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"He just buckled up his legs and sat right down!"
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"She was really havin' a hissy fit,"
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"but it didn't faze Ed Earl."
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"He just walked over to that jackass and laid down the law."
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"You see, Ed Earl always believed in talkin' first."
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"Cool reasonin', he used to tell me, could solve any problem."
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"Course he did have a bit of a temper."
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"Anyway, just about the time he became sheriff,"
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"Miss Wulla Jean passed on."
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"She left the Chicken Ranch to her favorite workin' girl, Mona Stangley,"
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"who saw the little house as a Texas institution"
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"and aimed to keep it that way."
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"Ruby Rae, start 'em."
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"And it don't make money. Beatrice?"
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"Eloise, honey?"
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"It's downright tacky."
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"Do you catch my drift?"
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"Dawn?"
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"Taddy Jo."
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"Linda Lou."
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"Are you listenin' good?"
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"Well, howdy, boys."
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"It's good to see you. Nice to meet you."
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"Come on over here. I'd like you to meet my girls."
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"Well, everything was goin' along fine, just like always,"
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"until that famous college football celebration."
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"Some folks think that that's when the trouble started."
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"You see, for years, the winning seniors"
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"of the Texas Aggies-Texas U football game at Thanksgiving,"
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"they were treated to a night out at the Chicken Ranch"
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"by their alumni association."
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"But actually, the real trouble started"
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"brewin' about three days before."
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"I can't tell you how thrilled we are with your contribution."
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"Here's your receipt. Thank you, Rita."
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"Those kids'll be so excited, and the mayor, too."
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"Why, the town council will probably vote you another plaque."
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"Lord, I hope not. I got a closet full of 'em now."
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"Hello, Dulcie Mae. You know Miss Mona."
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"Oh, yes, of course! We've met. Mornin'."
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"Good mornin'."
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"Isn't this wonderful?"
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"Miss Mona has just capped the goal for"
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"the Little League fund campaign."
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"Oh, how nice!"
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"Well, on behalf of my son and his teammates, I wanna thank you."
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"You tell them I'll be well repaid when they"
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"take the championship next year."
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"Goodbye, Rita."
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"I'm sorry the sheriff wasn't here to thank you."
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"He drove over to Meritsville. He'll be gone all afternoon."
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"Well, you tell him I said hi. Bye."
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"Bye."
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"Bye."
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"Hey, Miss Mona."
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