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Clips from The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas

"Move, you schmuck!"
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"Move it! Come on!"
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"Get outta here! Move this thing!"
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"Come on, move this thing! I'll get you for this."
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"You son of a bitch! You'll pay for this."
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"You're in trouble, Sheriff! You're in big trouble!"
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"So long, partner."
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"Boy, you sent him hightailin'. I was so proud of you!"
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"Didn't I? Yeah."
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"Look at them stars."
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"Well, there ain't nothin' prettier than a Texas sky."
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"Ain't that the truth."
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"Hey, look! Did you see that shootin' star?"
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"Yeah. That could've been a spaceship, you know."
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"You believe in spaceships?"
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"Sure."
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"I saw a picture once."
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"Them fellers that's supposed to be from up there."
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"Fly around."
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"Tiny little fellers, bald-headed."
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"Little feet, little hands, got no peckers."
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"Got no peckers?"
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"Well, I ain't interested."
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"I don't think my girls would be either."
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"When I was a little kid, I used to imagine a flyin' saucer"
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"swoopin' down and pickin' me up and takin' me off to heaven."
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"Like the angels."
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""I looked, and behold, a whirlwind comin' out of the north."
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""And out of the midst of the fire came the"
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""likeness of four living creatures. ""
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"What the hell you talkin' about?"
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"Well, that's from the Bible."
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"That's what the Bible says about spaceships in Ezekiel."
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"Don't you know nothin' about the Bible?"
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"Yeah, I know about the Bible!"
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"I just don't know nothin' about no Ezekiel in the Bible."
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"I knew Ezekiel Peebles once in the eighth grade."
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"Think I busted his jaw."
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"Well, that was very Christian of you."
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"Well, most of my family was Baptist."
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"Well, I never stayed with one family long enough"
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"to become anything in particular."
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"But I read the Bible. I believe in Jesus."
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"I think Jesus was..."
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"Was a real good man."
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"And he was a heck of a speaker."
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"Yep. I knew a woman once that had a vision of Jesus."
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"He came right in her house, set right down at the foot of her bed."
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"I don't know what I'd do if that happened to me."
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"I'll tell you something, honey."
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"If Jesus comes to your house, all hell's gonna break loose."
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"You got a point there, Ed Earl."
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"But you know, Jesus was really good"
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"to Mary Magdalene, the fallen woman."
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"He was always bein' very sociable."
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"He went to this big weddin' once and they ran out of wine."
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"You know what he did? Turned the water into wine."
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"Well, that's a man that knows how to throw a party."
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"Now, don't be sacrilegious."
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"I'm not. I'm not. He forgives me."
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"He knows I was kiddin'."
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"Yeah, I know he forgives you."
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"That's funny, now, how God can forgive you,"
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"and people can't. Now why is that?"
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"Well, because people are not very God-like, Mona."
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"I know."
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"I know."
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"Yeah."
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"What is it?"
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"Melvin P. Thorpe"
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"is a sorry son of a bitch."
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"You reckon he's gonna run for the legislature?"
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"Why?"
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"I never told anybody this, Mona, but..."
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"I was thinkin' of runnin' for the legislature someday."
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"Are you serious, Ed Earl?"
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"Yeah."
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"They say an honest man can't be elected in this country anymore."
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"But I don't believe that."
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"This is a good country."
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"I believe I could win."
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"Well, you got my vote. I might even go register."
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"Boy, I sure didn't know you had dreams that big."
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"People really do like you, though."
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"They like you, too."
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"Really? Sure."
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"You ask anybody in town about you."
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"Say, "How do you like Miss Mona?""
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"They say, "Shoot, she's a fine woman. Fine, friendly and nice. ""
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"Well, I always just thought if you see somebody without a smile,"
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"you give 'em yours."
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"I like that."
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"I like that."
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"Think I'll use that as my campaign slogan."
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"If you see somebody without a smile, give 'em yours."
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"I'm gonna have that printed up on a little card."
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"Oh, you're kiddin' me. You smart-ass."
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"I had a dream once."
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"Yeah?"
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"I'll tell you if you won't laugh."
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"Oh, I won't laugh."
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"Well, I used to dream of bein' a ballerina."
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"Now, Ed Earl, I ain't tellin' you nothin'."
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"A ballerina?"
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"Yes, a ballerina!"
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"Well, I think that's wonderful."
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"And I think you still could be a ballerina if you wanted to be."
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"No, you could! Oh, don't be ridiculous!"
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"Go into training right now. Just start jumpin' up and down."
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"Me? Jumpin' up and down? I'd black both my eyes."
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"I couldn't be a ballerina now. I'm too top-heavy."
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"I have a hard enough time balancin' these"
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"things now, without gettin' on my toes."
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"You know something?"
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"What?"
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"You know that, I don't see anybody but you anymore."
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"Course, now, you can't say the same, can you?"
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"I haven't been to bed with another woman besides you in three years."
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"You didn't know that, did you?"
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"No, I didn't know that."
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