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Clips from The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas

"That's one of my favorites."
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""Threescore" means 60, like the Bible says."
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"So, if it says "60 nuts" on the wrapper,"
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"I wanna see 60 nuts inside."
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"And I'm talkin' full nuts. I'm not talkin' a half nut,"
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"or nut bits or nut chips."
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"I'm talkin' a full nut."
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"I can see that."
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"Thank God we still live in a society where anything"
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"that's phony or dishonest can't stand the light of day."
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"Sock. Beg your pardon?"
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"Sock."
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"Thank you. Yeah."
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"Most corporations involved in false advertisin'"
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"would just laugh at a $50 fine."
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"But you show up with your TV camera"
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"and give them a little bad publicity"
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"and they shape up faster than goose shit slides through a tin horn."
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"Well, Melvin, it's that bad publicity I want to talk to you about."
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"That could hurt people. You take that report"
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"you're doin' on the Chicken Ranch."
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"That place is older than rocks and water."
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"I wouldn't be surprised if your granddaddy took your daddy out there"
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"to learn about the birds and the bees."
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"I'm from New Jersey."
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"See, I moved to Houston six years ago."
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"Texas suits my style."
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"The point I'm tryin' to make is"
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"that every schoolboy in the state knows about it."
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"Most of the politicians have slept there."
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"And the mayor and the people of my county that voted for me,"
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"they want to keep things just the way they are."
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"You know something, Sheriff, it just struck me."
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"We are in the same profession."
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"What's that?"
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"Law enforcement."
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"I'm out there fightin' for the rights of the public, just like you."
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"Both of us are interested in protectin' the public."
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"You in the old way, and me in the new."
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"The new?"
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"Television."
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"I'm the electronic bounty hunter."
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"I use a camera, you use a gun."
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"Yeah."
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"Well, Melvin, everybody'd be happy"
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"if you'd just drop the whole thing."
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"Ah."
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"I mean, those ladies out there,"
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"they perform a necessary function."
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"I mean, right or wrong..."
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"Right or wrong don't interest me!"
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"I'm no moralizer. I leave all that to the preacher."
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"Well, I'm glad."
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"Anyway, the mayor was thinkin' maybe"
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"you'd want a little unnecessary publicity."
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"Unnecessary publicity? He's got me all wrong!"
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"I'm not one of those sensation mongers out to boost his own ego!"
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"Clear."
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"How do you like it?"
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"It's different."
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"I designed this myself."
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"No, you tell your mayor he's got nothing to fear from me on that score."
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"He'll be happy to hear that."
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"I'm a lawman. That's my interest."
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"The law, right, partner?"
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"20 seconds, Mr. Thorpe."
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"Oh, I'm on! Friend Ed, I gotta go."
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"That's my cue."
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"Come on!"
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"Apres vous!"
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"Come to think of it, I'd love to do an interview with you."
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"I don't think I'm the type."
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"Oh, nonsense! You're exactly what the public would like to see."
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"Really? We'll discuss it after the show."
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"I want you to be my guest."
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"This is the sponsor's booth."
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"Just go in there, make yourself comfortable."
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"Make yourself to home. See you later, partner."
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"Thank you."
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"And now, the Watchdog man himself."
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"The eyes and ears of Texas, Melvin P. Thorpe!"
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"Thank you, fellow Texans, and welcome to The Watchdog Report,"
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"with yours truly, Melvin P. Thorpe,"
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"keepin' an eye on what's goin' on"
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"in this beautiful state of ours."
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"This week's spotlight will shine on a shameful situation"
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"that has been allowed to exist for close to a 100 years."
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"I'm talkin' about the Chicken Ranch, my friends."
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"The proprietor of this innocent-lookin' ranch house"
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"is a woman known only as Miss Mona."
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"And the man who turns his back on her illegal operation"
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"is Sheriff Ed Earl Dodd!"
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"Did I say illegal? Yes, I did!"
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"Now, I know that this is TV,"
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"so I'm gonna try to be as delicate as I can!"
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"Here goes, and may God forgive me!"
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"And now, our own Melvin P. Thorpe Singers."
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"Oh, my goodness, he's talkin' about us!"
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"Suits me, Mom."
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"Doreen! Get my heart pills!"
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"Hot damn!"
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"Loveless copulation?"
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"Ah!"
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"Can you dig it?"
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"Hey!"
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"Don't touch that dial! This is Melvin P. Thorpe"
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"sayin' I'll be back with new and revealin' information"
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"about this and other cases."
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"Watchdog never sleeps!"
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"Damn. That man is crazier than a peach orchard sow."
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"Announcin' it straight out on TV."
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"So you been sayin'."
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"Everybody's talkin' about it."
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"Not that it's big news to anybody over three months of age."
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"But they heard it in their livin' room."
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"Sung. Sung to music."
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"And he actually called my name on television."
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"Worse than that. The son of a bitch called mine!"
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"You know, Ed Earl, seems like ever since I can remember,"
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"folks been jumpin' on me"
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