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Clips from The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas

"This better be important."
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"Well, I think it is."
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"I saw your car parked from the highway"
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"and I figured your phone was out, because..."
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"What are you wearin' that for?"
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"Takin' a shower."
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"Oh, really?"
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"I always take my shower in the mornin'."
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"I read in the Reader's Digest..."
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"I don't care!"
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"What do you want?"
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"Oh, it's the mayor. He wants to speak to you."
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"Rita's been callin' all over the county for you."
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"He wants a meeting right away."
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"Can't it wait?"
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"You mean till after your shower?"
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"You go to your radio."
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"Tell him I'll be there when I get there."
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"Nothing can be that important that it can't wait till this afternoon."
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"Right, Sheriff."
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"Nice man, but dumb."
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"Mona?"
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"Mona?"
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"Ain't that funny? All this time Miss Mona"
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"was at the back knockin' on the screen door."
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"She said she's in a real big hurry but just dropped by to give you this."
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"It's a Japanese slingshot."
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"Well, look at that! At last!"
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"Okay, Rufus. What's on your mind?"
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"Something that could have serious"
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"implications to the health of this town!"
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"Tell him, C.J.! Just like you told me."
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"Well, Sheriff, I have this friend that works in a TV station"
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"down in Houston."
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"He tipped me off that Melvin P. Thorpe's"
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"plannin' an expose on the Chicken Ranch."
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"Who?"
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"Melvin P. Thorpe!"
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"He's that crazy consumer advocate."
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"Has a report on the late night news."
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"He's got a new show now, a half hour once a week,"
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"The Watchdog Report. It's on tonight."
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"The Chicken Ranch on TV. Now, come on, fellas."
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"Television is a family medium."
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"But he's a sensationalist, Ed Earl."
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"He shows up with his TV cameras every time a consumer has a complaint."
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"He's a menace to the business community."
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"He's that feller that put the peanuts back in the chocolate bar."
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"What?"
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"He made the makers of the Peanut Delight candy bar"
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"admit that they put less peanuts"
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"in each bar than they advertised."
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"He made them change their ways."
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"Sounds like a tough customer."
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"He's got a lot of influence out there."
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"If he brings cameras out to the Chicken Ranch..."
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"Come on, Rufus! I'll make some phone calls."
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"I got a little influence around this state myself."
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"Well, it's no use talkin' to me about it, Sheriff!"
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"Melvin P. Thorpe is now the biggest attraction at this station."
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"High ratings. Lots of letters. He doesn't listen to anybody."
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"Hell, he wants to go national!"
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"Wants to be watchdog for the whole U.S. of A."
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"Love to help you, Ed Earl,"
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"but just like you don't want to mess with the Chicken Ranch,"
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"I don't wanna ruffle this old bird's feathers."
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"Here in Houston, he's becomin' a regular Texas attraction."
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"Well, now, wait a minute, Ed Earl."
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"I'd tread easy on this one. Them TV boys can be mighty powerful."
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"And mighty useful, if you get my meaning."
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"Senator, roll call."
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"Excuse me, Ed Earl. I gotta go."
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"It's that damn bilingual bullshit again."
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"Let me give you a word of advice from"
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"one elected official to another."
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"Be careful of the box."
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"Son of a bitch. What the hell's going on?"
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"This goddam Melvin P. Thorpe's got the whole state bamboozled."
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"This is serious, Ed Earl. You gotta do something."
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"I intend to."
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"Deputy Fred. I want you to hold down the fort for a while."
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"Me? Yeah, you."
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"Where you goin'?"
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"I'm goin' to Houston. I'm gonna take care"
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"of that little peckerwood myself."
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"This is it. Thank you."
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"Come in."
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"Mr Thorpe?"
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"I know you."
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"You do?"
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"Sheriff Ed Earl Dodd. They told me you were here. Come on in."
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"I hope I'm not..."
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"Interrupting anything."
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"Oh, please! It's my pleasure, my honor."
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"What brings you here to Houston?"
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"Sit down. Anywhere over here."
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"I... I'm gettin' dressed."
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"Sit down. I've got my TV show to do,"
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"and I'm runnin' a bit behind time."
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"It's your show I want to talk to you about, Mr Thorpe."
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"Oop. Melvin."
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"Melvin."
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"Please. You watch the show, Ed?"
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"Last week Well..."
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"was the best ratin' we ever had."
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"The city planning commissioner was drivin' a city car..."
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"Just hold that for me, will you?"
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"While he was on vacation. Caught him dead to rights."
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"That pitiful putz. Would you just pull that up?"
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"What? Just pull that up."
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"And we broke a 30 share."
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"It's affectin' my pieces on the late night news."
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"Up, up, up. They just love my little report."
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"I hear you're very popular."
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"The power of television, of public exposure, is so great it scares me."
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"I swear, I could get the mayor's own children"
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"to throw rocks at him."
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"Which show did you like best, Ed?"
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"I think the one about the..."
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"Nuts in the chocolate bar."
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