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Clips from The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas

"How are you doin', Deputy Fred?"
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"It's nice to see you."
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"It's good to see you. Keepin' an eye on my place at night?"
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"Sure are. The Sheriff's real particular about security out there."
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"Well, one of these nights when you ain't on duty, you drop in out there."
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"My girls would love to show you a little appreciation."
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"Shoot, Miss Mona. You know I'm a married man!"
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"Oh, Fred, you mean to tell me you don't think"
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"the cows don't appreciate the time off"
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"when a bull goes over to another pasture?"
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"Miss Mona!"
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"See you later, Miss Mona. Okay. Goodbye."
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"Damn it!"
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"What's the matter?"
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"You're in bed already. So?"
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"So, I told you 100 times,"
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"watching you get undressed is the best part."
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"The best part?"
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"Well, maybe not the best part, but in the top two."
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"Now, would I wanna disappoint my little honey?"
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"Ah. I'm glad I was late."
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"Me too! You just hold your horses. I got a surprise for you."
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"I went by the post office this morning."
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"I picked up a package. The very latest thing from Frederick's of Hollywood."
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"Yeah? Just a little something sexy"
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"I thought you might like."
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"What do you think? Little?"
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"It don't look too little to me."
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"Well, it certainly ain't a trainin' bra,"
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"but I do believe I can fill it out."
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"I don't think you got any problem there."
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"I'll be back with more."
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"You know, Mona,"
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"I've known a lot of women in my life."
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"None of 'em has ever been exciting to me like you are."
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"Really? Even after all these years we've been meetin' like this?"
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"I'll tell you something."
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"A year with you is like a minute of sheer happiness."
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"Well, now, that is just about the sweetest thing anybody ever said to me."
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"I know."
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"You know, honey,"
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"you bring out the... The romantic in me."
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"Tah-dah!"
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"You did that real fast."
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"Well, honey, I've had a lot of practice"
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"gettin' in and out of my clothes."
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"How do you like the outfit?"
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"Hot damn."
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"Makes me feel real sexy."
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"Well, you don't look real sexy."
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"What do you mean? I look like I always look."
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"That's just it."
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"It's them damn droopy boxer drawers."
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"I just hate the looks of them things."
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"I've worn boxer shorts for years!"
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"And they look like it."
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"These are a brand-new pair."
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"I don't know what you're talkin' about, "I don't look sexy. ""
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"People tell me I have a real sexy quality about me."
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"Well, you do, but them boxer shorts don't."
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"But when I was gettin' me some sexy things, I thought about you,"
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"because they have a his 'n' hers sexy department at Frederick's"
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"and I thought you might try that on for size."
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"What the hell is it, a Japanese slingshot?"
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"No, it's jockey shorts with little silver snaps on the side."
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"Little is the key word here. They are real little."
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"In fact, a guy could hurt himself wearin' those things."
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"I don't think so, thank you very much."
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"Ed Earl, I paid $20 for these, plus postage. And I want you to wear it."
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"Aw, you paid $20 for these?"
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"Yes!"
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"Well, you got screwed."
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"Come on, Ed Earl!"
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"No!"
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"If they look half as good on you as I think they're going to"
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"you ain't gonna have to wear 'em but a second."
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"Maybe less."
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"They're ridiculous. They're impossible."
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"They're sexy."
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"No, no, no!"
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"Well, fine! Then I'm gettin' dressed and goin' home."
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"Well, fine! I'm goin' in the bathroom and... Put these on."
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"Be like puttin' two bowling balls in a marble bag."
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"Braggin', braggin', braggin'."
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"Well, I saw Dulcie Mae in town today."
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"Oh, yeah?"
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"I guess you'll be goin' over there for Thanksgivin' dinner."
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"Don't I always?"
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"You know, you better check that turkey of hers,"
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"because there's a hook in there that's gonna"
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"drag your ass to a wedding chapel."
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"No way."
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"I don't believe in matrimony. It screws up a relationship."
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"Amen to that, Ed Earl."
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"Ready?"
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"Oh, I'm always ready."
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"Well, hellfire. Is that it?"
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"How'd you like it?"
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"I didn't hardly get to even see them!"
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"That's all you're gonna see,"
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"'cause I ain't gonna parade around like no model."
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"Aw, come on, Ed Earl. For me."
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"No! No."
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"Come on. One itsy-bitsy peek?"
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"What are you doin'? Man!"
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"Now, that's what the little silver snaps are for."
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"Work, don't they?"
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"Just like a snap."
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"Come on over here and give me a little lip-lock."
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"Oop. Gotta brush my teeth."
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"Ah."
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"You know how I am about my breath."
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"Oh, Ed Earl, I like a lot of things,"
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"but these afternoons with you have got to top the list."
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"Yeah? Well, sing it to me, honey."
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"Sheriff?"
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"Sheriff!"
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"It's Deputy Fred. Fred."
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"Oh. Hold that position?"
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"Don't move. Be right back."
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