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Clips from The Great North - Curl Interrupted Adventure (S01E01)

"-♪ Look up there ♪ -♪ What do you see? ♪"
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"♪ Nature and stuff ♪"
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"-♪ Like a rock ♪ -♪ And a tree ♪"
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"♪ Oh, the Great North ♪"
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"♪ Way up here, you can breathe the air ♪"
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"♪ Catch some fish ♪"
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"♪ Or gaze at a bear ♪"
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"♪ Wow ♪"
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"♪ Oh, the Great North ♪"
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"♪ Here we live, oh, oh ♪"
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"♪ Here we'll stay, oh, whoo ♪"
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"♪ From longest night to longest day ♪"
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"♪ In the Great North. ♪"
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"May I have the clam chowder margarita?"
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"Sounds yummy, and I'll have the Bloody Tuna Mary."
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"Oh, hey, Dad. How are things in the Seniors Curling League?"
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"We prefer the "Over-36 Curling League.""
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"And things aren't good. The Beef Sliders have"
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"lost focus without Coach Percy."
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"He's in Arizona having his varicose veins removed."
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"Good for Percy."
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"His calves looked like a map of the Montana river system."
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"We're playing those guys on Saturday."
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"They're a cruise ship crew"
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"from San Diego, and the humiliation"
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"of losing to beach folk is unthinkable."
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"I saw one of them practicing in flip-flops the other day."
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"I have to be honest, I don't totally get curling."
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"Well, it's an exquisite game with complexities that could"
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"fill a thousand books, so no one ever totally "gets it.""
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"-Fun. -The Beef Sliders are gonna"
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"need extra practice,"
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"so I need you to man the boat for a couple days."
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"Oh, cool, Dad, because I have a new idea for the boat."
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"As long as your new idea is the old idea"
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"of catching and selling fish, I like it very much."
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"(laughs) That's exactly what I was gonna say."
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"San Diego? More like San Di-yeah-bro!"
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"(groans) I wish I could ask you-know-who to come help us."
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"Dad, you know that's a terrible idea."
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"-Who's you-know-who? -Judy."
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"-Our Judy? -The very same."
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"It's too bad her passion can be so unbridled,"
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"'cause no one knows the game like her."
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"Curling unleashes something deep,"
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"hideous, and unholy in Judy."
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"That's why she got kicked off"
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"her old team the Curlfriends"
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"and why we had to stop curling together."
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"I do miss spending time with her, but as a family,"
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"we've agreed to never say the "C" word around the "J" word."
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"The sport that shall not be named."
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"So I guess I'll just put that idea"
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"in a bucket and pour it back into the sea."
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"Bon voyage, idea."
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"So what did everybody do today?"
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"Dawson cut his thumb in Little Whittlers again."
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"That kid always did have a sloppy push stroke."
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"I drew a tree in art class,"
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"but everyone thought it was broccoli."
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"Hmm, just goes to show, we're all on different journeys."
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"How did curling practice go, Dad?"
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"-(gasps) -Oops. -Oh, God."
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"Uh, curling practice, you say?"
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"Uh, Judy, you're home early from jazz yoga."
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"Honey, are you okay?"
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"-Do you need to go lie down? -I'm fine."
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"Or maybe a glass of warm tap water?"
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"Seriously, I'm fine."
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"You can talk about curling in front of me all you want."
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"Or I could recap last night's episode of Dr. Judge."
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"It all started when Dr. Jason Judge got a strange phone call."
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"WOLF: Thanks for meeting me out here on the side deck, guys."
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"Dad has entrusted me to run the boat operations"
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"for the next couple days, so I have two words"
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"that will nuke your noggins."
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"ALL: Sunset sail?"
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"How did you know I was gonna say that?"
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"You always talk about how we should be using"
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"-the boat for sunset sails. -Even in your sleep."
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"You also talk about some novel you want to write."
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"The Pentagon Paradigm? Nobody steal that."
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"Okay, and I talk about sunset sails a lot for good reason."
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"Because it's high time we Tobins dipped"
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"our boat breadstick in the tourism marinara."
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"Can't people just look up wherever they are"
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"-and see the sunset if they want to? -I guess."
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"But what better place to see it"
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"than from the deck of the Mighty Kathleen?"
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"When I'm standing"
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"in a big pile of fish guts"
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"at the end of a hard day,"
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"and I look up at the sky and soak in"
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"that mysterious orange majesty, I want to share its glory"
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"-with the whole wide world. -That's beautiful, babe."
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"I know Dad doesn't want us to use the boat like this,"
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"but once he understands all the mozzarella we can make,"
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"he'll be on his knees begging for more."
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"-Who's juiced? -I'm juiced. -Sort of juiced."
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"If you believe in it, then I believe in it, babe."
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"And I do. Oh, how I do."
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"Judy, can you pass me that mug?"
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"You mean slide it to you as if it were"
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"an expertly thrown stone on pebbled ice?"
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"Yeah. No problem."
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"(sighs) Honey, I understand you have a gift,"
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"but it comes at too high a price."
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"Dad, you need help on your team,"
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"and no one knows the beautiful game better than me."
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"-It's not worth the risk. -I've changed, Dad!"
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"Sure, I used to be a fiery volcano,"
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"but now I'm a Hawaiian Island where people come to relax."
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"New Judy is totally different, man."
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"(chuckles)"
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"It's only been a year."
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"Exactly! That's so long."
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"Think about everything that happens in a year--"
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"Salmon fest, Halibut fest, Crab fest, Eel..."
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"I have the Lone Moose City Council's Calendar of Festivals,"
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"Judy. The answer is no."
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