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Clips from Arrested Development - Staff Infection (S01E01)

"Michael had begun to work weekends."
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"Unfortunately, this interfered with the Saturday morning bike ride..."
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"he usually took with his son."
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"So this isn't bad, right? just like a normal Saturday."
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"You don't have to drive so slow. I can ride my bike by myself."
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"This actually doesn't go any faster."
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"I mean, I know you have a lot of work, you know?"
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"It still doesn't mean I can't hang out with my..."
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"Hang on one second. This is Michael."
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"Mom, I'm expecting a very important phone..."
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"For God's sakes! I'll be right there."
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"Dad. Dad!"
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"Nice instincts, son. Good reflexes."
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"Back at the model home, Lindsay awoke late to find her husband missing."
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"Maeby? Michael? Tobias?"
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"- Work? - Tobias had recently..."
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"been cast in a movie, playing the role of a frightened inmate."
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"I ain't going to squeal, man."
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"I ain't going to... Oh, I'm not frightened! God!"
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"Lindsay, say something to scare me."
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"... me."
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"Nope. Nothing. Thanks for trying though."
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"You know what I ought to do?"
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"I ought to check myself into a men's penal colony."
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"Perhaps your father could get me in."
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"Well, if he can go to work, so can I."
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"Lucille, meanwhile, was growing closer..."
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"to her recently adopted Korean son, whom she called Annyong."
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"- Much better, Annyong. - Which isn't a name..."
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"- Annyong. - but the Korean word for hello'."
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"And I guess I can comb my own hair."
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"Oh, please. He's a little boy..."
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"and since he's going to go off and work for 10 hours..."
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"I want him to look nice."
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"- Thank you, Lupe. - You got a job, Annyong?"
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"- Annyong. Annyong. - Annyong."
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"At the banana stand. Oh, his work ethic is unbelievable..."
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"unlike some sons I know."
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"I'm a scholar. I enjoy scholarly pursuits."
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"Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit."
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"Hey, Lupe."
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"- What's wrong with Lupe? - Oh, she's upset..."
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"because I told her she couldn't take the day off."
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"There's a family reunion in Catalina."
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"Catalina? We're not going to Catalina, are we?"
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"Buster had an unfortunate encounter in a photo booth..."
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"on the wildlife-populated island of Catalina."
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"No, Lupe is. You see, for her..."
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"a family reunion might actually be a pleasant experience."
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"They've got a bus, and they want to use the parking lot..."
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"to this building as a meeting place."
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"I mean, for God's sake, it's not a hardware store."
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"We can't have them hanging around like freeloaders, looking for an easy buck."
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"What's the emergency, Mom?"
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"- I need money. - I don't have time for this, okay?"
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"I don't even get to see my own son. I'm going to work now."
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"And while you're there, find out from your assistant, Kitty..."
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"why she didn't send my paycheck."
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"You get a paycheck from the Bluth Company?"
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"It's important to the company that I keep up the image of my lifestyle."
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"Illusion, Mom. And I'm the president of that company."
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"I believe I'm the one that asked you to start shopping at Quantity Plus."
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"They made me apply for a membership card."
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"- It was humiliating. - I'll see what I can do for you."
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"Now that I know I'm the one that pays Lupe..."
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"I'm giving her the day off, okay?"
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"Lupe, did you hear that? Tell your bus driver..."
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"that he can pick up your family at the Bluth Company parking lot."
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"- Oh, thank you, Michael. - My hero."
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"Anyway, you enjoy that paycheck when you get it."
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"It will be the last one I ever send here."
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"Does that mean I have to go to your office to get mine, too, or how's that work?"
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"You gotta be kidding me. All right. You know what, Buster?"
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"Bob, in the copy room... he quit today."
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"If you want your money, you're gonna have to work for it."
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"Okay. I accept. I'll take that job."
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"I will work in the copy room."
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"I wouldn't go in there without knocking, Michael."
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"Now, I know we've been putting in a lot of hours..."
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"but we've got to keep our heads down and power through..."
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"you know, and... and sacrifice."
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"Don't mind me."
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"I'm just here to pick up my paycheck and get out of here."
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"Guys, go ahead and take a three."
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"Lindsay, how can you just come in here and ask me for a paycheck?"
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"Well, I usually ask Kitty, uh, but she's not around..."
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"and you're the only one here I've ever seen before."
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"- How long has this been going on? - Dad hired me out of college."
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"- You quit college. - Yeah, well, I had a job. What was the point?"
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"You have a job now. Since Kitty's gone..."
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"you can earn your check by answering the phones."
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"Michael, it's Friday. Everybody coasts on Friday."
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"- It's actually Saturday. - Finally. I'm out of here."
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"- I'll see you Tuesday. - I'm serious, Lindsay."
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"- This is why your employees hate you. - They're actually fond of me."
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"Okay, guys, back to the staff meeting."
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"- Uh, Lindsay. Hello. The phones. - Well, you said staff."
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"The zoning committee feels that we're..."
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"trying to squeeze too many units onto a lot this size..."
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"and we need to if we want to make a profit."
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"So how do we fit these units on there?"
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"Are these fluorescent lights bothering anybody else besides me?"
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"That's not what I want to deal with today."
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"You and I have different management styles."
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"I believe work should be fun, and you try to crush people's spirits."
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"What's next, Michael? Are you going to make dancing illegal?"
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"Is this the tiny town from Footloose?"
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"Good point."
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"Can you go to your desk, please? Be like Buster."
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"He's been in the copy room. I haven't seen him all day."
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"In fact, Buster had grown anxious..."
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"- in the confined space of the copy room. - Bob?"
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"Bob?"
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"- Bob? - Bob?"
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"Bob?"
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"I need a different job."
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"I'm having real trouble in a confined indoor space."
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"- Oh. Hey, coworker. - How do you feel about working outdoors?"
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"Uh, what else do you have?"
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"At the banana stand, George Michael was also working."
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