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Clips from Veep - Morning After (S05E05)

"Oh, good, you remember Cliff. He works for me now."
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"I recruited him from Justice."
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"The first of many appointments I intend to make."
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"Here, Richard, we need recount lawyers in each county"
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"and we need housing for all the volunteers."
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"Could you take care of this, Jonah?"
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"Cliff, my plate is just full of shit right now and I'd like for you to clean that."
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"You know what? I'll do it. Yeah."
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"- I love talking to people anyway. - Get out."
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"Out. Take that cushion with you. That is disgusting."
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"Actually, it goes with the seat, so it should probably stay."
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"Madam President!"
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"I can't understand a word."
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"This afternoon I asked Tom James"
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"to serve as economy czar"
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"and to my delight, he said yes."
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"Madam President!"
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"Senator James' selflessness is an inspiration to us all."
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"Whatever useless, vain, vapid thing you're doing right now, drop it."
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"Well, I am enjoying a delicious sandwich"
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"made even more delicious by the fact that there's a homeless guy watching me eat it."
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"I need you to get on this plane to Nevada with me today."
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"Been there, got fucked by that."
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"Cut the shit. You just got fired."
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"- Purcell's told everyone in town. - That fucker!"
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"Right now you're about as toxic as a urinal cake in Chernobyl"
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"and I am offering you a job."
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"You have exactly zero seconds to decide."
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"You know, Candi Caruso would have asked me nicer."
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"Sue, the president's remarks for the symposium."
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"And... caught you."
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"18,000 steps. I am Chinese baby ready."
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"Oh, my God. Mike, when are the auditions for Music Man?"
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"So how many flights, Mike?"
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"- What do you mean flights? - As in flights of stairs."
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"Burns way more calories. I am at 22 flights today."
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"How... stairs?"
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"The things you walk up and down."
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"Hi, Sue. Is she busy?"
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"Oh, wow, never mind."
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"- Oh, looky, looky. - How could you do this?"
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"- What? - I gave you my decision."
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"- Oh, suck it. - Excuse me?"
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"Yeah, you heard me. I LBJ'd you, okay?"
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"I'm the LBJ queen"
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"and you are Sargent Suck It Shriver."
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"And now you have to excuse me,"
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"because this pimple isn't getting any smaller."
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"Kind of like the national debt."
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"Hey, Sue, is Dr. Abernethy here?"
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"- Yes. - Okay, send him in, please."
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"- Do you mind? Hi there, Doctor. - Madam President."
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"You know Senator James. He's our new economy czar."
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"- Oh, congratulations, sir. - Thank you."
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"Prosperity is just around the corner."
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"- Oh, good. Good, good. - How may I help you?"
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"Well, you can get rid of this Skittle that's embedded in my face."
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"She's also got a mole near her Spanx line and it's hidden..."
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"Yeah, and this thing up my ass has got to get removed, too."
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"- How are you, Gary? - Fine. You?"
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"- Oh, yeah. That is really deep. - See?"
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"What have you been doing?"
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"- Just putting heat on it. - Well, hot heat."
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"That's the last thing you want to be doing."
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"- Okay. - It wasn't that hot."
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"Small cortisone shot should take care of it."
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"- Uh, excuse me, ma'am. - Oh, yeah, come in."
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"We have to go over your opening statement for the symposium."
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"- Sure. - Also, ma'am,"
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"catastrophic mudslides in Idaho."
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"The governor is requesting a federal state of emergency."
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"- This should be cleared up in 24 hours. - Okay."
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"Just keep your skin free of all irritants for a few days."
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"- Ma'am, he said no irritants. - You're an irritant."
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"How much did we lose Idaho by?"
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"- Shellacked. - Uh, well over 212,000 votes."
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"Then I declare a state of go fuck yourself."
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"I'm not spending money to scrape mud off a bunch of dirt roads."
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"- You're not from Idaho, are you, Doctor? - No, ma'am."
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"I don't mean this to sound insensitive,"
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"but don't you think that mudslides"
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"are the funniest kind of natural disasters?"
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"I've always been partial to sinkholes. You know, ah!"
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"- Those are hilarious. - Nature's trapdoor."
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"Ma'am, makeup is an irritant and we really need that."
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"- Makeup is not an irritant. - Actually, ma'am, yes, it is."
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"Let's avoid any makeup on the facial area for at least 48 hours."
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"- You're gonna feel a small... - Oh, no, we're not gonna do this."
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"- But thanks for coming. - Yes, ma'am."
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"I'll show you out."
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"We need to take a peek at this."
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"- Thank you, Doc. - Cold compress, Gary."
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"Whatever."
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"I mean..."
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"Yeah, took the words right out of my mouth."
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"- Right? - Yeah."
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"- Ma'am? - Hmm?"
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"Oh, Ben, were we able to get Dr. Weisglass here today?"
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"Absolutely, ma'am."
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"Okay. Oh, good, Catherine. You're documenting this."
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"Okay, welcome to the First Annual Towards a New Promise..."
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"Mom, don't look into the camera."
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"- Just pretend I'm not here. - But you are here."
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"Yeah, but that's the point of a documentary film is that you're..."
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"Okay, I don't understand what this project is at all. I don't get it."
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"Catherine, why is that your hair?"
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"They're ready for you, ma'am."
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"There he is."
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"Dr. Weisglass."
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"Pleasure to see you again, Madam President."
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"I'm so pleased you were able to make it."
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"And I'm really excited to start this conversation today."
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"- Yes, ma'am. - Sam O'Keefe, also Harvard."
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"I think what we're gonna talk about today is hard,"
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"but I think it's going to be worth it, don't you agree?"
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"- I agree, yes. Thank you. - Good, good."
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"Madam President, Elisa Burke,"
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"cochair of African-American Studies at Howard."
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"- Oh, Ms. Burke, is it? - Yes."
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"Great. Well, every difficult conversation"
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